the love keeps coming new splatter house planed
 

i know some of you loved this game so here are the news

http://www.gametrailers.com/viewnews.php?id=5826

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167518

That is fucking great news. I just got wood.

Don't worry some dumbass developer will find a way to butcher this classic.

I hope it doesn't control like a CD-i game this time!

Dude, I totally know what you mean!




Nah, I'm just kidding. I have no clue what you're talking about. Good bait.

Probably his way of saying that it had bad controls, which, if that's the case, really reminds me of how my little brother complains bitterly about how there's "just no perspective" when I can convince him to play any older game, then proceeds to suck at them

Well, I think they did a decent job when they remade ghouls and ghosts as Maximo a number of years ago. Maybe that's just one good example though.

You're doing a marvelous job at being terrible gw. Keep it up.

I reeeeeeally hope that they don't skimp on the gore in this. I don't see that being a problem when you compare it to some of the recent games, but splatterhouse always went above and beyond.

Take it from the only person here that owns both splatterhouse and a CD-i - comparing splatterhouse's controls to games like Link: The Faces Of Evil is totally justifiable, if a little mean.

The world seems neat enough, though, and a new splatterhouse for 360 might even interest me to the point of a purchase :eek

HOLY SHIT :eek

amazingly bloody :love

i just hope they bring back Splatterhouse's ultimate weapon: the shotgun

More shirt ripping GOODNESS.

Damn, that's already strike one in my book. The quickest way to ruin a classic game is to make a 3D remake. Just look at Sonic.
I'm afraid.

Oh my God, that looks like a souped up CarnEvil :love

I remember when I was in 2nd grade and I rented Splatter House.

I put it on the kitchen table and my mom saw it. It was right around the time when they introduced ratings for games, and so of course she flipped out like Kyle's mom.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT!!! MATTHEW! YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS!!!!"

Guess what. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS ONE MOM, I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS. BI*CH.

-Mario 64
-Maximo
-Ninja Gaiden
-Shinobi
-Ocarina of Time & all the rest
-Metroid Prime

For the record, Metroid Prime sucks ass compared to the rest.
And I do believe I made what we call an 'exaggeration'. But, look at the battle record, there are WAY more shitty 3D remakes than good ones. Like Bubsy. And how about (well, controversially) Castlevania 64?

Bubsy 3D was a remake?

Of Bubsy 3D?

CV 64 WAS FUN

i don't like you anymore :< and i hope this game rocks so you shut up

oh jesus. Why are you doing that too? :<

doing what? :<

Making the CHOJIN FACE :< :< :< :M