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Kitsa Oct 6th, 2012 10:52 PM

NHL 2012-2013 Season
 
*crickets*

Tadao Oct 7th, 2012 11:18 AM

THE KINGS BROKE THE SYSTEM EVERYONE PANIC

Colonel Flagg Oct 8th, 2012 01:12 PM

82 down, 2378 to go. :tear

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2012 11:34 PM

Poor Jackets, it's like "Things are looking up, we've got a new roster, traded our Big Star, got the All-Star venue and....oh."

AChimp Oct 11th, 2012 08:17 AM

Poor Jets, it's like "YEAH WE GOT A TEAM BACK AND.... oh." :(

Zomboid Oct 12th, 2012 02:52 AM

I went to high school with the girl that is part of that obnoxious radio morning show trio in Winnipeg. They just switched from one station to another. I'm guessing your average citizen of Winnipeg would know what I'm talking about.

Tadao Oct 12th, 2012 12:51 PM

So what's the word. I don't want to read the news at CBC.

Zomboid Oct 12th, 2012 04:22 PM

Why, braw?

Tadao Oct 12th, 2012 05:38 PM

Because I hate reading nowadays. It's so full of bullshit and rich people fighting over rich things. I just want to know when I can put on my jersey without having to listen to assholes.

Tadao Oct 12th, 2012 05:42 PM

For me it's an american thing with the football and the bball and the hockey and the president. I'm so tired. :(

AChimp Oct 12th, 2012 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 762767)
I went to high school with the girl that is part of that obnoxious radio morning show trio in Winnipeg. They just switched from one station to another. I'm guessing your average citizen of Winnipeg would know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, it caused quite a stir! Then everyone realized we don't listen to radio anymore.

Dimnos Oct 13th, 2012 08:00 PM

I can get on board with a fuck radio thread if that is where this is going.

Colonel Flagg Oct 14th, 2012 09:16 PM

Well, since there's still no hockey, have at it.

Kitsa Oct 15th, 2012 07:40 AM

The Jackets' facebook feed is a steady stream of updates from Springfield, as if anyone can get excited about that.

I MISS 2008 :(

Zomboid Oct 16th, 2012 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 762849)
I can get on board with a fuck radio thread if that is where this is going.

IT'S HORRIBLE.

AChimp Oct 16th, 2012 06:29 PM

OH SHIT 50/50

WhiteRat Oct 17th, 2012 01:24 AM

Zach Parise is growing restless.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 22nd, 2012 10:28 PM

nhl.com has resorted to stories like this on its main page

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=643744&navid=DL|NHL|home

ROWDY RODDY PIPER BEATS UP HOCKEY PLAYER....FRIENDS FOR LIFE.

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2012 11:06 PM

I saw a listing for hockey tonight and was like wtf, but it was a Canucks-Penguins game from 2010.

Kitsa Nov 23rd, 2012 03:59 PM

From CBJ-

Dear Fans,

Last January's exciting news that the National Hockey League had awarded the 2013 All-Star Celebration to Columbus was a testament to the outstanding support of our fans and spoke to the strength of Central Ohio as a hockey market. Unfortunately, due to the absence of a new Collective Bargaining Agreement between the NHL Players' Association and NHL, we have been informed by the League that this year's event has been cancelled.

While we are especially disappointed for our fans, who responded so enthusiastically to this event coming to Columbus, we believe that today's news is merely a postponement. We can assure you that our commitment to bringing All-Star festivities to our city is as strong as ever. The NHL continues to believe Columbus will be a great host and will work with us to bring the event here as soon as possible.

Over the past several months, our staff has worked extremely hard with the League, the Greater Columbus Sports Commission, our public officials and numerous members of the local business and hospitality communities on this project. Our goal was simple - to host the best All-Star Weekend the NHL has ever seen - and it remains our goal today. We believe Nationwide Arena, the Arena District and the entire Central Ohio community offer a truly unique setting for this event and we know Columbus will be a great host when the All-Star Celebration does come here.

We understand this is a challenging time for all of us who love the game of hockey, but we are confident we will get through it together. No one is as eager as we are to take the ice as we have made a number of significant improvements to our organization, highlighted by John Davidson recently joining the Blue Jackets as President of Hockey Operations.

We are dedicated to building a world class organization with a winning culture led by a team that competes at a high level every night and ultimately wins the Stanley Cup. We have turned the page on the past and together with you will achieve new levels of success in the future. As JD said at his introductory press conference, we're going to do this "one brick at a time and build a team Columbus will be proud of."

Regards,


Mike Priest
President

Babs Nov 23rd, 2012 06:37 PM

When I heard this, I immediately thought "Kitsa is not going to be pleased". So long to the all star game.

Kitsa Nov 23rd, 2012 10:23 PM

I would have been more surprised if they hadn't cancelled it.

Still, sad. The Jackets are the Charlie Browns of hockey. "I got a stick of gum!" "I got a penny!" "I got a chocolate bar!" "...I got a rock."

Just can't catch a damn break. But as NHL teams go, you couldn't ask for a more accessible or fan-friendly team. Sometimes having no reason to go prima donna pays off.

Mike Tobacco Nov 23rd, 2012 10:46 PM

It never ceases to impress me how the Ohio sports fan takes it in stride. Kudos!

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 24th, 2012 12:55 PM

I'm very displeased with gary bettemen and his approach to not fucking up this hockey this season.

Fuck you gary

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2012 09:00 PM

I thought they learned their lesson from the last time this happened. I really did.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 25th, 2012 11:41 PM


Mike Tobacco Nov 26th, 2012 05:19 PM

Here comes George Cohen to save the day. This'll probably will keep the union from decertifying, but I don't know if he'll be as quick as he was with the other leagues.

Tadao Nov 26th, 2012 06:11 PM

All I know is I have more time to see the Stanley Cup.

Mike Tobacco Nov 30th, 2012 01:25 AM



Riley Sheahan's DUI while dressed as a Teletubby is sort of like the physical manifestation of how few fucks are being given in the NHL right now. If you haven't heard, mediation has all but failed.

Colonel Flagg Dec 1st, 2012 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 763909)
I thought they learned their lesson from the last time this happened. I really did.

No one ever learns from history.

Colonel Flagg Dec 4th, 2012 01:20 PM

The NHL and the NHLPA can both go suck ass.

With all this talk about "executive compensation" and "taxing the rich" and "entitlement reform" and with all the additional suffering after Sandy, we have to continue to listen how two extremely fortunate groups - both "haves" if I'm not mistaken - bitch and whine about how they can divvy up a huge chunk of money. And the workers who depend on the sport for their livelihood (concessions, security, parking, tickets, etc.) as well as the fans are the ones who are S.O.L.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2012 02:39 PM

and the Kings won't get their rings until the season officially starts. :tear

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2012 02:06 AM

1) This morning the Blue Jackets posted a Christmas graphic on their facebook page, Merry Christmas from the Blue Jackets, thank you to all our fans, etc etc. Someone (wish it were me, but it wasn't) responded, "Thank you for the undefeated season."

2) I got this for Christmas. lolz.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2012 01:03 PM

This year the fans are defeated

AChimp Dec 27th, 2012 12:48 AM

Season cancelled in one week. Calling it now!

Kitsa Dec 27th, 2012 01:03 AM

Well, seeing as we're only a month from the All-Star Break, I'd think so.

AChimp Jan 6th, 2013 01:26 AM

A DEAL MIGHT BE CLOSE :o

AChimp Jan 6th, 2013 11:50 AM

LOCKOUT OVER! :D

Tadao Jan 6th, 2013 12:27 PM

It hasn't been signed yet, still time to fuck it up

AChimp Jan 6th, 2013 12:27 PM

DON'T RAIN ON CANADA'S PARADE :(

Tadao Jan 6th, 2013 02:37 PM

Hey man I'm looking forward to the Kings finally getting their rings.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 6th, 2013 06:04 PM

I was hoping for a bunch of gym rules this year like play 2 periods then during the 3rd period its always next point wins.

AChimp Jan 12th, 2013 10:21 AM

Some cities in the south are selling season tickets for as low as $200 now LOL

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 13th, 2013 12:07 PM

Thats fucking nuts.

AChimp Jan 14th, 2013 05:43 PM

My season tickets arrived in the mail today. It's this weird card with a barcode on it and to share tickets with my group I have to do a bunch of work on some shitty website. :/

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 06:35 PM

GO KINGS

AChimp Jan 15th, 2013 05:46 PM

Whole city got mad at the Jets because of their plans to charge us $2.50 to print tickets off their website to share them with friends (most ppl are in groups with like 5-6 ppl to pay for a pair of seats).

Within 24 hours they had a press conference to announce that they were changing their minds and there will be no fee.

Tadao Jan 15th, 2013 06:27 PM

That's like 800 American dollars, I'd be pissed as well!

AChimp Jan 15th, 2013 07:37 PM

LOL Now they're pretending like there were never any plans for a fee and it was just a miscommunication, despite the fact that their website and the season ticket booklet explains how the fee works :lol

Colonel Flagg Jan 16th, 2013 12:18 PM

This sounds like a scene from "Christmas Vacation" but without the humor value.

Colonel Flagg Jan 16th, 2013 12:19 PM

I looked up the exchange rate, and $2.50 Canadian is $784.27 US.

Tadao Jan 16th, 2013 02:23 PM

I'm going to skate ate LA Live. Hopefully the cup will be there next weekend.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2013 05:39 PM

GO KINGS

AChimp Jan 21st, 2013 10:46 PM

Jets are kinda rusty :(

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2013 10:56 AM

Yeah, I was hoping the Kings season opener would have been glorious. :(

Claims of rustiness have been my over here in L.A. as well.

AChimp Jan 22nd, 2013 10:35 PM

Solid win over Washington today! They redid all the line-ups and everything looked pretty damn solid and we walked all over the Caps.

Next up Penguins :yum

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2013 11:54 AM

Man, I couldn't get the LA V COL game on TV. Everywhere wants me to pay, I fucking hate L.A. sports broadcatsing. Had to keep refreshing the score and SOG on my Ipad.

Sharks scoring 6 points against the Oilers sounds impressive, wish I could have watched that game as well.

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2013 03:43 PM

Well it looks like I'm allowed to watch Sharks games without having to pay more to my cable company so I guess I'm a Sharks fan now. :(

I don't think I'll ever cheer on the Ducks. Fuck Disney.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 23rd, 2013 03:50 PM

I don't think every are owned by disney anymore. They dropped the mighty affix off.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 23rd, 2013 03:53 PM

Go Sabres!

Colonel Flagg Jan 23rd, 2013 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 765694)
Next up Penguins :yum

Penguins is practically chickens.

Colonel Flagg Jan 23rd, 2013 05:13 PM

Flyers stinking it up at the start of the second half of the season. :(

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2013 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 765748)
I don't think every are owned by disney anymore. They dropped the mighty affix off.

It looks like they did sell them around 2005, fuck them still though

Kitsa Jan 24th, 2013 08:11 AM

Blue Jackets' facebook person has found a new way to acknowledge losses. Now they say, "Moving on..."

It's as good a team motto as any.

Tadao Jan 24th, 2013 12:44 PM

I downloaded the first 2 Kings games and I couldn't even get to the end of 1st period. This is depressing. :tear

Tadao Jan 25th, 2013 03:59 PM

I know loyalty counts. I'm just soooo fucking tired of the Kings slacking off. It's actually amazing they won the cup at all. :(

Tadao Jan 25th, 2013 04:26 PM

Last night I watched Sharks V Coyotes and this morning I'm watching Sharks V Oilers.

The Sharks have are dominating defense so far. These guys really really want the cup and I can get behind that. Of course the game tomorrow will probably piss me off and I'll hate on them, but god dammit, they seem to have their shit together.

AChimp Jan 26th, 2013 08:58 AM

4-2 over the Penguins! The crowd was going absolutely nuts!

I'm happy that the Jets won and made all those stupid little kids wearing Crosby jerseys sad. Every time the Penguins have come to town, all these 8 year old shits at the game wearing #87 and cheering for the Penguins and their dad sitting beside them is wearing an old-school Jets jersey looking embarrassed.

AChimp Jan 26th, 2013 09:02 AM

LOL @ Coyotes home attendance

Just move the team to Quebec already

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 27th, 2013 12:58 AM

Seriously.

Also all this in conference play is awesome but must suck for the jets.

Because of the jet lag.

Kitsa Jan 27th, 2013 09:47 AM

today's Blue Jackets text was "We knew this was going to be a journey."

AChimp Jan 27th, 2013 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 765966)
Because of the jet lag.

ZING

AChimp Jan 27th, 2013 11:21 PM

Islanders ain't no thing.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2013 03:21 AM

Just watched my Shark Canucks recording and dam that is some mighty fine hockey. Too Bad Marleau didn't break the record.

Oh and Go Kings Go :(

Tadao Jan 31st, 2013 06:43 PM

Sharks are 6 for 6 and the Blachawks are 6 for 7 with a "you're not a loser OT point"

Tonight Sharks play the Oilers again for the Western lead.

The Oilers :lol

AChimp Jan 31st, 2013 11:32 PM

FLORIDA WTF

Jets played like shit :(

AChimp Feb 2nd, 2013 02:08 AM

WTF 8-3 JESUS :( :( :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 7th, 2013 04:01 PM

Stupid sabres shittiness.

Someone mentioned that our coach needs to rape our players mothers to get them to play better.

Tadao Feb 7th, 2013 05:51 PM

Yeah well fuck. Stupid Sharks better rest up for Sat. It would be sad to loose to the Prairie dogs :(

Also I lost my NHL package so now I have to download torrents 1-2 days after the game. Fucking hell.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 7th, 2013 08:45 PM

I think you can watch them on streamtv

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 7th, 2013 08:47 PM

http://www.slipstreamtv.com/schedule.php

Tadao Feb 7th, 2013 08:51 PM

Yeah and wizywig, but I.d rather watch it on my big screen on the couch than on my comp, so ill just convert the torrent mkv into a mp4 and load it.

Tadao Feb 7th, 2013 09:59 PM

Just bought NHL Gamecenter. Yeah Kings are blacked out but at least I can watch some Sharks. I have an IPad so web cams wont work because they use flash and Apple is gay. Oh well. Better than nothing. Oh and good gob Sabers. That 2nd shot in the SO wouldhave beenawesome if he tapped it in after the block.

AChimp Feb 7th, 2013 11:55 PM

FUCKING JETS FUCK FUCK FUCK

Kessel is a little bitch :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 8th, 2013 12:42 PM

I was hoping he would knock it in midair by I found out it would not have counted then (bullshit)

They should allow shit like that

:knucklepuck

Tadao Feb 8th, 2013 01:03 PM

Really, its not like he tried to knock it in with his hand. If it counts in regulation, it should count in a shoot off. Stupid NHL. lol

Tadao Feb 8th, 2013 01:04 PM

Oh wait, are you saying that it hit his glove? If I remeber right, he knocked it back in with his stick.

Tadao Feb 9th, 2013 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766301)
Yeah well fuck. Stupid Sharks better rest up for Sat. It would be sad to loose to the Prairie dogs :(

:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 10th, 2013 09:40 AM

His initial shot was blocked by the goalie then he hit it again in midair.

Since it would have been a second attempt.

Tadao Feb 10th, 2013 11:31 AM

I had no idea that that was a rule. I guess it makes since, otherwise everyone would stay at the net and have a stick fight with the golie until the puck gets gloved.

Tadao Feb 10th, 2013 11:59 AM

Oh shit! My local tv is finally showing a Kings game this morning. GO KINGS GO!

Tadao Feb 10th, 2013 12:50 PM

Havent heard from Kitsa since a few days into the season. Fuck Detroit just scored. ANYWAYS, I wanted to say that I feel some of your pain. I have 3 teams and hate 1 of them, love another but live with the saddest.

Tadao Feb 10th, 2013 12:51 PM

At least you arent wearing a Capitols Jersy.

Tadao Feb 10th, 2013 01:15 PM

OMG its the first game I get to watch live on TV and my heart is breaking.

AChimp Feb 10th, 2013 05:38 PM

It's weird that you have local blackouts, but I guess that's what happens when you don't sell out games! :P

Tadao Feb 10th, 2013 05:51 PM

Heh, well I think we might start seeing local games. We are a basketball town. So far all I see via search is Sunday games. :(

Tadao Feb 11th, 2013 08:55 PM

I can't believe the sharks are losing to the blue jackets.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2013 09:06 PM

Oh shit, this is a beat down.

Tadao Feb 12th, 2013 10:57 AM


Tadao Feb 12th, 2013 10:59 AM

yeah


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