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executioneer Aug 21st, 2009 09:31 PM

do you hav flue symptoms

Sam Aug 21st, 2009 09:39 PM

yes :(

executioneer Aug 21st, 2009 10:07 PM

do you know anyone who had swime flu

Sam Aug 21st, 2009 10:12 PM

not personally, but it's been in my town :(

executioneer Aug 21st, 2009 10:47 PM

wwweeelll i personally think its unlikely but you might want to get it checked by a doctor if you're worried

MajorScales Aug 21st, 2009 11:01 PM

http://www.bellingham-subdued-excite...nic-drive.html

I did Chuck-A-Nut Drive (have you?) and you must with a young lady :love along the way is a very nice restaurant in a curve that serves fancy seafood that was amazing...not sure if its still there though.

Esuohlim Aug 22nd, 2009 12:41 AM

Willie I think I've got Swan flu but I've been feeling like a goose lately :x What should I do?

executioneer Aug 22nd, 2009 12:53 AM

umm i haven't no hahah not as far as i know

Wiffles Aug 31st, 2009 11:51 PM

Hi mister Willie. I know you like to have fun, have you tried using a pallet jack as a kick scooter? ^.^

executioneer Sep 1st, 2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 643371)
Willie I think I've got Swan flu but I've been feeling like a goose lately :x What should I do?

i think you should duck because im gonna throw something at you :P

executioneer Sep 1st, 2009 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 645084)
Hi mister Willie. I know you like to have fun, have you tried using a pallet jack as a kick scooter? ^.^

yes but it's not really all that fun. it's more fun to do donuts on a forklift :eek

Wiffles Sep 1st, 2009 01:20 AM

Cool, nothing like Rear wheel steering. Those things turn on a dime. Have you tried roller-conveyor sledging? That is fun too if you have a long roller-conveyor ^^

Fathom Zero Sep 1st, 2009 01:22 AM

Dear Willie, do you think it's prudent in today's economic climate to move into the field of culinary arts?

executioneer Sep 1st, 2009 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 645102)
Cool, nothing like Rear wheel steering. Those things turn on a dime. Have you tried roller-conveyor sledging? That is fun too if you have a long roller-conveyor ^^

we don't have one 'a thems :(

executioneer Sep 1st, 2009 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 645103)
Dear Willie, do you think it's prudent in today's economic climate to move into the field of culinary arts?

well i think that it's a good fallback skillset to have but i wouldn't make that youor primary career path cause it might be awful hard to get good wages? idk i've only ever had the one job :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 1st, 2009 01:59 AM

Dear Willie,

Should I talk to my ex-girlfriend again. Hopefully you respond in like 10 seconds.

Bill

executioneer Sep 1st, 2009 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 645112)
Dear Willie,

Should I talk to my ex-girlfriend again. Hopefully you respond in like 10 seconds.

Bill

whoops this was longer than 10 seconds :( idk, consider whether the reason you weren't talking to her before is still applicable maybe

THINK ABOUT IT THINK THINK ABOUT IT

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 1st, 2009 12:02 PM

:( :( :(

Dixie Sep 1st, 2009 03:42 PM

Dear Willie,
what's your favorite radio station?

executioneer Sep 1st, 2009 07:59 PM

http://www.kzok.com/ seattle's ONLY classic rock station

Tadao Sep 1st, 2009 08:30 PM

Willie,
Did you know about the Fireball Festival?


stevetothepast Sep 2nd, 2009 01:27 PM

Dear Willie, What are your thoughts on the shower sponge. Does it make a man homosexual to use one?


executioneer Sep 2nd, 2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 645377)
Willie,
Did you know about the Fireball Festival?


i didn't! el salvador seems like a place i'd want to visit though :(

executioneer Sep 2nd, 2009 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 645519)
Dear Willie, What are your thoughts on the shower sponge. Does it make a man homosexual to use one?


only if it gives you a boner when you use it

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 2nd, 2009 04:06 PM

It's the only way you can manwash.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2009 07:13 PM

Hey Willie, if I posted that XKCD comic that made you mad, would I get banned? :eek


BTW, I didn't find it funny either. However, I smiled at you being mad at the whole comic for doing it. Smile. :)

executioneer Sep 2nd, 2009 07:48 PM

probably :( it'd just be for a month though

MajorScales Sep 3rd, 2009 08:46 AM

Hey, Willie...I ordered a motorcycle wheel off Ebay from Seattle, how long will it take to get to Toronto?

executioneer Sep 3rd, 2009 03:29 PM

twelve days (I AM TOTALLY GUESSING)

Evil Robot Sep 3rd, 2009 07:30 PM

How do I know if I speak Spanish?

executioneer Sep 3rd, 2009 08:00 PM

you could try watching sabado gigante and see if you can tell what the fuck is going on

Dimnos Sep 3rd, 2009 11:24 PM

Do Mexicans even know what the fuck is going on in that show?

executioneer Sep 4th, 2009 12:32 AM

hahaha i was HOPING language was the key to getting it but i don't really know

MattJack Sep 4th, 2009 06:23 PM

Willie,

Why the hell can't I beat Sim Tower?

Evil Robot Sep 6th, 2009 12:48 AM

Al Queda?

executioneer Sep 6th, 2009 06:47 PM

that's probably a funnier response than what i would've had :lol

executioneer Sep 6th, 2009 06:49 PM

but anyways don't most simgames like that not really HAVE a winning point or goal? wikipedia says that two possible goals to go for are 15000 population or to build a cathedral on top and have a wedding in it

Aimless Sep 6th, 2009 09:19 PM

Dear Willie,

The last time I sent my father an angry email he had a heart attack, should I allow him to keep being a twat to avoid killing him?

<3, Me.

executioneer Sep 6th, 2009 09:28 PM

maybe try sugarcoating it a little next time? idk if an email gives the dude an angry heart attack he needs to learn some anger management :(

Aimless Sep 6th, 2009 09:31 PM

last time all I said was that if this was the sort of relationship that he wanted to have with me (none at all) that's fine with me and I hope that if anything happens to me he will be able to look back on our relationship and be okay with it. :/

The Leader Sep 6th, 2009 09:43 PM

Aimless, your dad is a pussy.

Dear Willie,

Why do the miniatures sold by Games Workshop cost so much?

Love, The Leader

Aimless Sep 6th, 2009 09:47 PM

He's a bald pussy.

executioneer Sep 6th, 2009 09:54 PM

well if you're really ok with not having a relationship with him, giving him heart attacks via e-mail will do it :( otherwise yeah tone it down a little, i guess :\ THIS IS A TOUGH ONE

Aimless Sep 6th, 2009 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 646296)
well if you're really ok with not having a relationship with him, giving him heart attacks via e-mail will do it :( otherwise yeah tone it down a little, i guess :\ THIS IS A TOUGH ONE

You did good, willie. Thanks <3

executioneer Sep 6th, 2009 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 646293)
Dear Willie,

Why do the miniatures sold by Games Workshop cost so much?

Love, The Leader

i guess cause people will pay that much for em!

for me to want to pay that much though they'd need to be already painted + probably made out of some sort of metal

The Leader Sep 6th, 2009 10:56 PM

They have pewter ones, but they cost even more per figure. :C

Aimless Sep 6th, 2009 10:57 PM

and if you don't paint them just right all the details get filled in.

executioneer Sep 6th, 2009 10:57 PM

it's possible they pay extra cause they're from england, too, i guess

The Leader Sep 6th, 2009 11:13 PM

They're just as expensive in Germany, so I don't know. I think maybe you were right the first time and Games Workshop is a bunch of dicks, but I don't know. :(

executioneer Sep 6th, 2009 11:44 PM

last time i played wh i used little torn up squares of paper with unit type written on them and it was probably just as fun (except probably heavier paper would've been better as they tended to get moved by air currents)

The Leader Sep 7th, 2009 04:09 PM

Yeah, I bought them more for the miniatures themselves but I quit when I was ten and my parents made me start using my own money. :/

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2009 09:41 PM

Mister Mobbs, how are you feeling of late?

executioneer Sep 8th, 2009 05:08 AM

a little stressed but otherwise fine. my job is going thru some changes and i'm not sure if i'm gonna like 'em. I'll still have one, at least, so i can't throw any television sets thru windows just yet

Tadao Sep 8th, 2009 05:24 AM

Willie, If you ever come down to LA to say hi to RoG, can I meet you at a bar and buy you a few drinks.

executioneer Sep 8th, 2009 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 646554)
Willie, If you ever come down to LA to say hi to RoG, can I meet you at a bar and buy you a few drinks.

probably! i'm almost 100% sure i'm gonna go to comicon 2010 maybe then

MajorScales Sep 9th, 2009 07:22 PM

Hey Willie on a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I hated by most of the Mods on this forum? :lol

executioneer Sep 9th, 2009 07:45 PM

well since you've been gone a while i think it's probably down to about a 6 or 7

MajorScales Sep 9th, 2009 08:13 PM

:\ I can try harder

executioneer Sep 9th, 2009 08:16 PM

you don't have to if you don't wanna man it's up to you

MajorScales Sep 9th, 2009 09:19 PM

I can't believe Jixby is banned :\ he's like a friend of Mr.Mockery...it is rather disillusioning.

executioneer Sep 9th, 2009 10:23 PM

well i bet if he actually had any interest in coming back he coulda by now

i mean even if it was thru a character or something, i mean he's moved a couple times since then so his IP is never gonna match so who'd be able to tell

Wiffles Sep 9th, 2009 11:49 PM

I hope Jixby is not forever gone. But who knows, he could be me or YOU O.O

But theres always going to be a little jixby in all of us ;)

Babs Sep 10th, 2009 02:30 AM

Didn't Jixby fuck up on the secret santa? CIG informed of this awhile back.

Speaking of CIG, I miss her



NEVER FORGET

executioneer Sep 10th, 2009 02:48 AM

she's still here, see if you can guess what she changed her name to

Babs Sep 10th, 2009 02:53 AM

hmmmm... first guess

Dixie.

I want to change my name now :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2009 02:15 PM

Dear Willie,

How did I ever miss that picture of CIG?

Evil Robot Sep 10th, 2009 09:31 PM

This is post #666, does that mean anything?

executioneer Sep 10th, 2009 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 647209)
Dear Willie,

How did I ever miss that picture of CIG?

idk, i'm not 100% sure i saw it either cause you'd think i'd remember something like that :eek

executioneer Sep 10th, 2009 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 647356)
This is post #666, does that mean anything?

it means that this thread is the caretaker of the damned

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 11th, 2009 12:57 AM

ohh, I wanted to get to be post 666 on 9/9/09 :orgasm

Kitsa Sep 11th, 2009 07:39 AM

Dear Willie,

Yesterday I was coming home from the grocery store and there was this guy doing some sort of not-polished martial arts shit in his driveway. It looked like it was trying to be tai chi but came off more like that Star Wars kid. Why would he put himself on display in the middle of his driveway, on a busy street, before he had his technique somewhat perfected?

Thanks,

Kitsa

ps- he had on dirty sweatpants and one of those wolf shirts, if that helps.

Dimnos Sep 11th, 2009 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 647410)
ohh, I wanted to get to be post 666 on 9/9/09 :orgasm

Dear Willie,
My computer shows that 10K's post asking about CiGs pic was post #666. Is this not the case? :confused

Evil Robot Sep 11th, 2009 07:15 PM

I'll be damned your right!

executioneer Sep 11th, 2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 647454)
Dear Willie,

Yesterday I was coming home from the grocery store and there was this guy doing some sort of not-polished martial arts shit in his driveway. It looked like it was trying to be tai chi but came off more like that Star Wars kid. Why would he put himself on display in the middle of his driveway, on a busy street, before he had his technique somewhat perfected?

Thanks,

Kitsa

ps- he had on dirty sweatpants and one of those wolf shirts, if that helps.

maybe he's using the embarrasment as a motivator to improve? idk

executioneer Sep 11th, 2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 647479)
Dear Willie,
My computer shows that 10K's post asking about CiGs pic was post #666. Is this not the case? :confused

i thought that was the post he was talking about! it still woulda been cool if it'd been on 9/9/09 haha

stevetothepast Sep 16th, 2009 02:06 PM

Dear Willie,

Is there anything better than watching Judge Mathis?

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2009 03:20 PM

cuba gooding sr. was on Judge Joe Brown yesterday.

executioneer Sep 16th, 2009 04:11 PM

i never watched any judge show but judge judy so i can't give any kind of opinion on judge shows :(

Shrubfest Sep 19th, 2009 02:57 PM

Willie, should I take the plaster off my arm?

executioneer Sep 19th, 2009 03:29 PM

only if a doctor did not put it there!

stevetothepast Sep 25th, 2009 07:42 AM

Sellin many of those tees willie?

executioneer Sep 25th, 2009 01:09 PM

i think only myself and jixby bought one, but they didn't really look good so i'm trying to come up with a picture that works with the awful contrast level that cafepress tends to turn out

Shrubfest Sep 25th, 2009 01:18 PM

Willie, what colour should my hair be next? The red is washing out.

executioneer Sep 25th, 2009 01:21 PM

blue-green

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 25th, 2009 01:24 PM

Die it black with the underneath red. So its only noticeable when you have your hair up. That'd be hot.

Pub Lover Sep 28th, 2009 03:45 PM

Mister Mobbs, the PYPH & NEW USER threads are full of chat. This is a terrible way of keeping the board. Would you please put all such "junk chat" in the proper place of disposal?

Kitsa Sep 30th, 2009 07:12 PM

Willie,

Why do people find "I'm sorry that you're an idiot" to be an unacceptable apology for calling them an idiot?

executioneer Sep 30th, 2009 08:35 PM

probably because they're in denial about being an idiot

captain516 Sep 30th, 2009 08:44 PM

Willie, I want to ask a girl out, but I'm afraid she'll say yes because I have no money or means of transportation. What do I do?

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 13th, 2009 11:21 AM

Dear Willie,

I want to buy a new couch but its 12 feet long composed of 3 sections. My living room is only 12.5 feet long and it will block off access to the next room. It's a really really nice couch though. It's 40% off until tonight though. I'll try and put a picture up of it when I get home.

10K

MLE Oct 14th, 2009 12:39 AM

Dear Willie,

Is it wrong to hate the "buttered popcorn" flavor of Jelly Belly jelly beans?

<3, MLE

executioneer Oct 14th, 2009 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 651085)
Willie, I want to ask a girl out, but I'm afraid she'll say yes because I have no money or means of transportation. What do I do?

i'd be more afraid she'd say NO because you have no money or means of transportation

oh who am i kidding i'd be afraid she'd say yes too :(

executioneer Oct 14th, 2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 652999)
Dear Willie,

I want to buy a new couch but its 12 feet long composed of 3 sections. My living room is only 12.5 feet long and it will block off access to the next room. It's a really really nice couch though. It's 40% off until tonight though. I'll try and put a picture up of it when I get home.

10K

oh dear is it too late for a answer to this one? if it's sectional can't you put one part of it on a different wall so as to not block the doorway?

executioneer Oct 14th, 2009 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 653093)
Dear Willie,

Is it wrong to hate the &quot;buttered popcorn&quot; flavor of Jelly Belly jelly beans?

<3, MLE

i don't think so! the only thing it's really *wrong* to hate are kitties and doggies

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 14th, 2009 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 653098)
oh dear is it too late for a answer to this one? if it's sectional can't you put one part of it on a different wall so as to not block the doorway?

I ended up getting it maybe more to spite my roommate. There's going to be about 6-8 inches of squeezing room from the wall. Its an investment.


stevetothepast Oct 14th, 2009 04:56 PM

someone should photoshop a couple big strippers into this pic.

executioneer Oct 14th, 2009 08:06 PM

"for spite" is the best reason to do anything, really

Kitsa Oct 14th, 2009 09:53 PM

This is how far I got before I got tired.



Unfortunately when you google "fat stripper" it just brings up a bunch of ugly guys in fat stripper costumes.

Guitar Woman Oct 15th, 2009 04:25 PM

Willie, what's a good bank to use?

I'm opening a bank account tomorrow and I got basically no knowledge of banks.

executioneer Oct 15th, 2009 07:10 PM

i don't know banks either :( i've always been a member of a credit union and they've never steered me wrong, so if you can join one of those you might look into it!


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