Dear Willie,

You should shoot bottle rocket arms at them.

Also, do you advertise for $6 shirts.com?

no i do not, my shirts are like $15 :(

Teach muslim law to severed ass <return>
Give paper half western ideology<return>
Put scalpel in a position where it is an unwilling intermediary<return>

> You don't see any muslim law here!
You pass out from blood loss and eventually bleed out.

** YOU ARE DEAD **
You reached a score of 353 out of a possible 1000 points.
Your rank is Bastard Cyborg.
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

> That's not an option!
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

> That's not an option!
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

RESTART

oh wise and all-seeing willie,
are furry loincloths acceptable as lounging attire?

WILLIE,

Did you enjoy Sam and 10kV Ghost's company? (Be honest ;) ;))

That does totally look like him :(

Although, now that Zach Galifianakis is popular, I think I see Willie everywhere.

Restart<return>
get scalpel<return>
put scalpel near eyes<return>
look scalpel<return>

Dear Willie,

I hope you enjoyed our company. I enjoyed yours.

Dear Willie,

yeah

it's so easy a camveman could do it?

yeah it is oto bad i got awkward and mental

guys dont worry i will get back to this, remind me after 9/11 or something

it was aight, i shoulda just stayed in the car instead of having to pay ridiculsu people way too much for cushions and ballet parking though

snauages

i wish that they had ballet parking :(

NO SWEARING

Dear Willie,

What's the next great achievement for space travel?

space escalators

How come people arent flammable?

they are if you get a hot enough flame

Dear Willie, how do they get those tiny letters onto M&Ms?

Willie,

Do you have pickle envy?