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Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 10:34 PM

lol tadao, I attract a lot of that.

Pub- have you ever had passionfruit or some other tropical drink and had a really unpleasant sick-sweet sourness in your mouth afterward? That's like snapple aftertaste.

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 10:35 PM

is the flavor you're describing present in mangos if you don't peel them right?

Because fuck that :x

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 10:36 PM

somewhat.

Think rotting sweet-tart.

Pub Lover Nov 20th, 2008 10:47 PM



Also, I assure you all, that Danny was the one to send me a link to each of those things in the last few hours. >:

However, I do take the blame for totally being into those things though. :x

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 10:49 PM

Post-work pee pee time!

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2008 10:54 PM

Oh, that's where you were going with it. Wocka wocka wocka.

I was too worried about properly conveying the horror of this drink.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 596059)
I'm so excited

I just can't hide it

Stop wearing such tight pants. ;)






but really, please don't... stop! :orgasm

Plus pics, plzkthnx :wank

liquidstatik Nov 21st, 2008 12:18 AM

PUB YOU HAVE DECENT TEETH TO BE EUROPEAN

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:04 AM

WAKE UP IT'S SNOWING!

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:11 AM

Awww, it seems to be dying off now.

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:14 AM

It's supposed to change to rain at like 8.
The cats are staring out of the window with wild curiousity. Having never seen snow, they do not yet realize how much they will hate it.

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:16 AM

Dr V is only 23? WTF
Happy Birthday Dr. V

Crimson Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 08:28 AM

It's snowing in WV, but the kids still have school.

Crimson Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 08:33 AM




So the cats don't have to touch the snow.

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 08:36 AM

I'm saving their first contact with snow for when it's nice and deep.
Then I'm tossing their butts in it to see how they react.
This is very piddly snow.
In NC, November is way to early for snow.

School bus just went by.

Crimson Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 08:38 AM

I like snow, and turtles of course.

Esuohlim Nov 21st, 2008 08:49 AM

I'm tired of Aaarg making threads

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 596126)
I'm tired of Aaarg making threads

Put them in here. Long established tradition.

Or put them all into one long Aaarg only thread, maybe Pac-Man and Seven Force too. Ghettoize those dirty apes. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 596066)
PUB YOU HAVE DECENT TEETH TO BE EUROPEAN

For a European, for sho. For a real person, I look like I bite open bottles as a hobby.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 596115)
WAKE UP IT'S SNOWING!

I would hope not. Snow ruins summer. :(

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 12:12 PM

Well it was back in 1849 at the springfield golden nugget mine,
that my great-grandma, Dlores saved the day
when she propped the shaft and saved the lives
of the other forty other springfield wives
when all ma grandpa's buddies ran away

The menfolf found their women scary
'cos they were so big and hairy,
they thought of dynamite to seal them in

Gramps was known as "chapped lips calhoun",
he was in the local saloon,
in came Billy-Joe Walton through the door
he said they've blown the golden nugget
my granddaddy said "oh darn it"
"you burried my Dlores, my sweet little golden ore"

Swing it son

Now my granddaddy jumped from his table,
finished his jug,
and he got up to that mine just as a likety-darn-split as he could,
stopped off to fetch a shovel,
feed the dogs,
brush his teeth,
clean the john and give his hoss one final rubdown

cos' a cowboy's life ain't easy,
and cowboy's life is hard,
you can take him from the saddle,
but he'll be forever scarred

'cos my grandpa was a man in love,
called Dlores his "praerie dove",
and he told her that he loved her with every sigh

'cos she never once forgave him,
even underneath the cave in,
but he knew that she would forgive him,
in that goldmine in the sky

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 12:13 PM

The only reason you need to drive a pick up ;)

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 12:20 PM

I am pretty sure it was that song that got me to like Country music. :x

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 12:31 PM

I hate cleaning my own house, I don't get paid for it.
:(

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 12:35 PM

But isn't that what women are for? :(

BLEU Nov 21st, 2008 12:37 PM

Burn.

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 12:50 PM

I just had a cat and a dog spayed in the same week.

I feel like I'm on some sort of gonad-ripping rampage. :(


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