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liquidstatik Nov 26th, 2008 10:42 PM

SEE YOU FROM THE GOOD SIDE OF THIS RIFLE

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 10:45 PM

SEE YOU AT THE ASS-END OF NOWHERE

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 10:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwEeW73gVhA

I have half a mind to order this from Diabolique DVD

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597774)
Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.

I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well. If only I could give her that back. :(

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597784)
I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well.

Those girls can be pretty dirty :yum

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 10:57 PM

She isn't as dirty as me, and I need that purity in my life.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 11:56 PM

Well, Secret Santa's done. Like my guy'll even begin to comprehend how awesome his gift is >:

Misdemonar Nov 27th, 2008 12:01 AM

MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597776)
I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.

Because you couldn't consiously do murder, but you could follow a previous plan that involved unconsious murder. :kisses

pac-man Nov 27th, 2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 597829)
MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS



"(he's) gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ploxtrot (Post 597820)



:lol

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 597815)
My apologies, I stand corrected.

Funny how the Democrats took the fewest, eh Kulturekampf?

That would be because democrats are slackers and liars.

RaNkeri Nov 27th, 2008 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597694)
Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

;)

Whoelse wants hear the Wycliffe theme?

WhiteRat Nov 27th, 2008 09:40 AM

My piss was nearly brown today.

Dixie Nov 27th, 2008 10:11 AM

Butt piss?

Oh Happy Thanksgiving guys.
I have to go and ruin mine by visiting my family.
See ya!

MetalMilitia Nov 27th, 2008 10:23 AM

You're probably dehydrated.

Shrubfest Nov 27th, 2008 10:28 AM

MM, what shall we celebrate today instead of thanksgiving?

MetalMilitia Nov 27th, 2008 10:47 AM

I checked wikipedia and not much happened today. Bruce Lee was born though.

So happy Bruce Lee's birthday. I'm going to celebrate by punching some wood in twain.

RaNkeri Nov 27th, 2008 10:59 AM

I've never seen a movie by Bruce Lee, I should probably fix that :(


Oh wait, nevermind, I've seen few episodes of Green Hornet

pac-man Nov 27th, 2008 12:59 PM



Happy Bruce Lee's birthday to all those celebrating. Remember the reason for the season.

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 01:31 PM

I drank way too much last night. :x

Tadao Nov 27th, 2008 01:33 PM

Bruce Lee would fuck the Indians up.

BLEU Nov 27th, 2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597885)

Man, Chuck Norris used to be so hot. What happened.

Shrubfest Nov 27th, 2008 02:29 PM

Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597899)
Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?

:eek

Did I really? :x

Dang, ok. Hold on.
Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 597882)
I guess being an asspie also makes you look like a hobo.

But not all hobo looking people are asspies? Please? :(


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