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Otto Jun 8th, 2011 03:52 PM

I think all my years of substance abuse have left me too brain damaged to understand how to play chess :(.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 03:54 PM

I'm actually glad I don't have to pretend to be Tadao Tomatso or whatever anymore. Now I can share my wedding and Cancun pics with you guys when I get back.
Spoilers!

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 03:56 PM

;)

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 03:59 PM

I have a chess dot com account! I tried those free puzzles for a while but I would lose on the first turn every time. Apparently the resident chess geniuses there can spend hours analyzing those puzzles for the first move. Chess is stupid. :(

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725162)
Spoilers!

Throw in a cholo moustache and you'll probably fit in with most of the native population.

I'm going to my town's suit store today to find a bowler-derby, afterwards I'll be trimming my moustache down to a hitler cut to complete my transformation into Oliver Hardy :O!

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 04:09 PM

Now you need a Laurel friend to do the same.

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 04:10 PM

MILHOUSE I AM NOW ON CHESS.COM TOO AND I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED CHESS BEFORE I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 04:12 PM

QUIT BEING A JERK YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 725143)

More hipster than this one.

I thought my fellow gingers knew better than to attempt sun exposure.

I do approve of the book, though.

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 04:14 PM

I think Rum Diary is the only Thompson book I don't own a copy of. I even have a first run copy of Curse of Lono, but no Rum Diary.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 04:17 PM

It was a seriously good read.

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2011 04:19 PM

I liked it best.

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 04:24 PM

I'll have to get a copy.

Lono is one of my personal favorites, but I have no clue as to why they had to make the book so fucking huge. I mean I like being able to take in every detail of Steadman's illustrations, but it's a fucking pain to carry around.

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 725169)
MILHOUSE I AM NOW ON CHESS.COM TOO AND I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED CHESS BEFORE I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT

AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND TEACH YOU THE RULES, PRECIOUS

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 05:20 PM







I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALBUM FOR MONTHS AND IT'S FINALLY OUT AND I CAN'T WAIT TO LISTEN TO IT IN FULL, SO INSTEAD OF BUYING IT WHILE I'M ON VACATION, I'LL JUST DOWNLOAD IT VIA PROGRAMS AND BUY IT LATER.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725186)
Before Don figures it out on his own, I'm also Jixby Philips.

It's true! Look here! NSFW :tadaosnipples

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 06:12 PM

OH GOD! HE IS SO CLOSE TO FINDING POSTS ABOUT ME ADMITING TO DOING A MOUNTAIN OF METH FOR YEARS ON END!

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 06:28 PM

Meth is good food.

elx Jun 8th, 2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725154)
BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS

I WANNA PLAY CHESS TOO!

elx Jun 8th, 2011 06:57 PM

actually I suck at chess. CAN WE PLAY MONOPOLY INSTEAD?

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 06:58 PM

I'd willingly lose to you at chess, ELX.

Just like I am right now to Toddy & Tommy. :(

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 07:12 PM

Join us baby. ;)

elx Jun 8th, 2011 07:18 PM

OK I HAVE MY BOARD READY. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO BE THE BLACK MAMA BEARS OR THE YELLOW MAMA BEARS?

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 07:24 PM

http://www.chess.com/echess/profile/Tadaooadat

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 07:24 PM

What, are you kidding? Black mama bears. Whenever it's my turn, this song will be playing



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