Hi there, nice to meet you.
 

Haven't been around in a while....i'll check in from time to time. At the moment i need to order some hay....my stable will be filling quickly . A veritable windfall harvest. I will prepare a fair and humane stall for each of you....i am so thrilled to be here!!!!

Just wanted to say "hi".....

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Who the hell are you?

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"hi"

dude seriously :(

I'm such a wacky character on the internet and all my friends say I'm crazy!!

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should i get you some prozac jixby?

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Is this thread your goth impression?

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You seem bored, Jixby. Have you ever tried boning a Neopet? I've found it is a sure fire boredom reliver.

the above statement is false.

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Is poop removal service available in my stall?

I want a window stall, please and thank you.

Don't you remember me???? And you being the main idiot of this village?

Carpe Diem.

The job is yours.

One of your many and varied duties.....BTW, what color ball-gag do you like?

Dude, fuck off. Seriously.

easy there ziggy, this guys clearly a little too hardcore for you

See ya in Mock Wars, zippy.

whoopty doo
go away

Absolutely stunning reply.....


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