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Pentegarn May 13th, 2011 05:11 AM

So let me summarize here.

Zuhkov decides to once again take a stance where he can take pot shots at America by attacking the use of the word 'justice'. I poiint our why this stance is flawed in several ways including

- The Laws of the Constitution apply to US citizens
- Giving him even a remote chance to get off, however unlikely is out of the question because the justice system in prone to make mistakes
- treating this as a crime is ridiculous because it was an act of war against the US
- some of history's greatest leaders would have agreed with how this was handled
- bin Laden would have treated this as a stage in which to spout more anti US propaganda

Rather than properly parry any of these points, you instead say things like 'fuck off', 'you have problems', and 'you utter utter fool'.

OK, since you wouldn't listen to reason, I am then forced to question your motives. If someone in the face of so many reasons why they are wrong clings so forcefully to such a ridiculous point, one has to ask why. Based on many of your posts and based on your fervor and devotion to a basically broken economic concept that history itself proves will never work and that said concept's biggest enemy has always been the US, I am forced to conclude your posts are agenda driven.

You have acted like a petulant child and a bitch throughout this entire thread and I got more than a little tired of it pages ago. You want to be treated like a man, fucking act like one you little bitch

Tadao May 13th, 2011 10:48 AM

What does Osama Bin Laden and this thread have in common?

MLE May 13th, 2011 10:49 AM

No amount of complaining or debating will bring either back to life?

Tadao May 13th, 2011 10:54 AM

THA LADY WINS A TEDDY BEAR!


Chojin May 20th, 2011 03:08 PM

:picklehat

kahljorn May 20th, 2011 03:20 PM

HEEEEYYY

Pentegarn May 20th, 2011 04:31 PM

Now we can talk about bin Laden's extensive porn collection

Colonel Flagg May 20th, 2011 04:42 PM

He was only viewing it to critique the camera angles, and to hone his own videographical skills. And for research into western hedonistic activities.

Pentegarn May 20th, 2011 04:49 PM

They are checking all the porn to see if any hidden messages to al-Qaeda were embedded on said porn. Which opeens a new avenue of excuses about why you are watching porn.

your significant other: What are you doing there?!

you: uuuh, nothing

YSO: Don't lie to me, I see you looking at porn

you: Honey, I work for the government, I am looking for secret al-Qaeda messages

Tadao May 20th, 2011 04:55 PM

:lol What if my Busty Cheerleaders Vol. 17 has subliminal messages in it that makes me want to blow up a building! :eek

Pentegarn May 20th, 2011 04:56 PM

I think this explains why he was obsessed with blowing the WTC up, he saw nothing but twin towers no matter what he was watching :rimshot

Tadao May 20th, 2011 04:58 PM

:lol

Pentegarn May 20th, 2011 04:58 PM

Now for my serious post:

The strategist in me thinks he may have been trying to learn all he could about porn so he could find a way to use it to kill Americans

Chojin May 20th, 2011 05:30 PM

wait did we actually find bin laden's porn stash

Tadao May 20th, 2011 05:33 PM

That's what the news claimed on Monday.

Pentegarn May 20th, 2011 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 722268)
wait did we actually find bin laden's porn stash

And how!

Colonel Flagg May 20th, 2011 06:52 PM

His shovel-buddy was sleeping on the job.

Pentegarn May 20th, 2011 07:03 PM

Nah we probably killed his shovel buddy, hence why he has so much porn, he kept it all when his buddy died first

kahljorn May 20th, 2011 09:17 PM

ITS CAUSE HIS MAGIC POWER IS THROWING PORN MAGAZINES AT PEOPLE

HES OSAMA BIN LA DAN :(

THOSE SEALS OR WHATEVER THEY WERE ARE JST LUCKY DAN DIDNT MAKE IT TO HIS MAGAZINES OR THEY WOULDVE BEEN FUCKED. WHO KNOWS HE COULDVE EVEN HAD A PORN MAGAZINE TUCKED INTO THE BACK OF HIS PANTS, READY TO DRAW AT ANY TIME

Evil Robot II May 20th, 2011 10:59 PM

When I started this thread the title was "obama bin laden is dead" but Rog changed it to avoid a slew of hate mail from across the globe.

Colonel Flagg May 21st, 2011 05:06 PM

Damn labia nose

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 722238)
Now we can talk about bin Laden's extensive porn collection


Spoilers!

XDW1 May 1st, 2012 04:21 PM

Glad that guy died. I even heard on his last days he doubted the future of the taliban. So much for being their great leader huh.

Tadao May 1st, 2012 05:13 PM

Awesome! Where did you hear that from?

kahljorn May 1st, 2012 05:44 PM

www.somenewswebsite.com/cheapuggs maybe


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