I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

How come the very latest in classy, laboriously intimate studio photography makes every Jessica Alba/Kiera Knightly/{Insert useless hot celebrity here} look like a top dollar whore, and yet every Marylin Monroe/Cyd Charisse photo has them totally slutting over everything and still looking refined?

Grislygus

Mar 14th, 2008 02:10 PM

Well, maybe Marilyn wasn't all that classy, but Cyd Charisse :love

Whoops, page brak

Grislygus

Mar 14th, 2008 02:11 PM

MINE, BITCH

I KILLED THIS THING HERE

RaNkeri

Mar 14th, 2008 02:12 PM

Grislygus

Mar 14th, 2008 02:14 PM

How passe'.

RaNkeri

Mar 14th, 2008 02:15 PM

tres' oui :posh

Grislygus

Mar 14th, 2008 02:16 PM

What is this, moon language

I speak American, pal

Tadao

Mar 14th, 2008 02:22 PM

Humana humana

liquidstatik

Mar 14th, 2008 02:55 PM

oh sh*t she has something growing out o fher chest :eek

Grislygus

Mar 14th, 2008 03:06 PM

Chestburster :eek

Or is that chestbuster? I can never remember. I haven't played AVP in forever

RaNkeri

Mar 14th, 2008 03:37 PM

AVP2 was the shit

Although I never had the balls to play past the few first levels as a Marine :(

Xydexx

Mar 14th, 2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 538305)

Heh, I guess weirdos are always on the defense.

Meh. Could be I just have better things to do with my time.

Grislygus

Mar 14th, 2008 03:46 PM

Can it, dweeb

Grislygus

Mar 14th, 2008 03:48 PM

SO why the fuck do they cut out the music videos whenever anyone puts Beavis and Butthead episodes online? even mtv, for chrissakes

Pub Lover

Mar 14th, 2008 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538570)

i could stare at thoseee asses all day

Me too.

Ass man since small times.

Evil Robot

Mar 14th, 2008 05:23 PM

IOWA

I have to go to Iowa on Monday to walk around the Pella windows plant and tell them how to do thier job. My question is, what the fuck is Iowa? One person told me Iowa is a large home depot parking lot, another told me Iowa is intangible, and that I can't actually "go" there.

PS, I am out of weed and smoking resin.

Pub Lover

Mar 14th, 2008 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538564)

HEY SLOB THAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE READ ALL YEAR

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Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 538604)

That's bullshit and you know it.:blah You're on this forum so much you're bound to have read something dumber. Probably within the last couple of days.

:rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 538552)

When I was a little kid and had chicken or beef or whatever on my plate, my dad used to go, "Mooooo! Nooo, don't eat me, mooooo! That hurts! I thought I was your friend! Moooo!" He thought it was funny, but I have a hard time eating meat to this day.

It really doesn't take too much effort to mess up your kids, lol.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 538584)

Hahaha I'm going to do what your dad did to my girlfriend.

WhiteRat

Mar 14th, 2008 05:34 PM

It's a shit hole full of corn and lonely highways. Really, that's about it. Ames is an alright city, though.

Emu	Mar 14th, 2008 05:41 PM

A parking lot is an accurate description this time of year.

Girl Drink Drunk

Mar 14th, 2008 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 538597)

SO why the fuck do they cut out the music videos whenever anyone puts Beavis and Butthead episodes online? even mtv, for chrissakes

It might have to do with some copyright issues. Mabye these TV stations want to avoid having to pay a royalty to some music label, or avoid legal problems.

Chojin

Mar 14th, 2008 05:48 PM

jesus I hate that ugly girls picture ;<

Evil Robot

Mar 14th, 2008 06:02 PM

So this "Iowa" could be compared with, say, a 13" TV that only gets two channels?

liquidstatik

Mar 14th, 2008 06:27 PM

FAT_HIPPO MEAT ME OUTSIDE

Esuohlim

Mar 14th, 2008 06:31 PM

That still gives it credit for being somewhat possibly entertaining.

It's more like a 13" TV with a picture of Iowa taped to the screen.