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Tadao Aug 27th, 2009 02:18 PM

Hahahaha, I'm always amazed that the time spent sending animal porn links at random = positive revenue.

Sam Aug 27th, 2009 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 644337)
at least you don't get friend requests from people like "Staci Wetlips" or "Rock Hardchest"

I knew you got my friend request. :(

Kitsa Aug 27th, 2009 04:10 PM

I'm really hoping I didn't just break my big toe. Stupid George Foreman grill fell out of the pantry from a height of about 2 feet, I took the entire force of it on my toe.

I think I can bend it, but the only sensation coming through is a sort of stinging throb.

WhiteRat Aug 27th, 2009 05:53 PM

oy i just soiled me knickers

Tadao Aug 27th, 2009 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 644373)
oy i just soiled me knickers


10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 27th, 2009 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 644352)
I knew you got my friend request. :(

Send another one or find me on the facebook. Just put SAM = Staci Wetlips this time :)


I normally don't take the facebook quizes but I did one yesterday.
People who you want to star in a bio-pic movie about your life.

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace

Dimnos Aug 27th, 2009 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 644376)

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace

I would pay to see that. :lol

Dimnos Aug 27th, 2009 06:22 PM

Except Nancy Grace would probably make money off it. :(

Tadao Aug 27th, 2009 06:43 PM

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

:(

Wiffles Aug 27th, 2009 07:08 PM

lol, Walmart is indeed a wonderous place full of interesting people. Big-lots has nice variety of species too ^.^

kahljorn Aug 27th, 2009 07:34 PM

that really fat lady doing the splits is crazy :( she looks like if she didn't have a wall in back of her she would just bobble around like one of those kid punching bags :(

Otto Aug 27th, 2009 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 644376)

I normally don't take the facebook quizes but I did one yesterday.
People who you want to star in a bio-pic movie about your life.

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace

I did the same thing yesterday!
It went like this:
1) Me - Robert Crumb
2) Love interest - Bjork
3) Best friend - Tom Waits
4) Parent - Vincent Price
5) Enemy - Joe Don Baker

b_squared Aug 27th, 2009 11:29 PM

I agree with you kitsa about the facebook thing. I blocked requests and posts and still I got invites to the quizes and games. I hate the save the rainforest...save the whales etc apps. I don't see how clicking and sending pixel fish is saving anything.
I deleted my account last month.

Aaarg Aug 27th, 2009 11:35 PM

I think I have 70 friends on Facebook and almost 20 are set to "hide from news feed." So basically the only updates I see are from people who never do anything on Facebook. I like it.


I don't like when you're planning on visiting your old town because a bunch of people who you don't like expect you to make time to see them.

Call me while I'm in town and if I'm not busy maybe we can hang out.

I'm really going home to visit my nieces and the rest of my family, though I definitely went out of my way to ensure I'd see my old buddy Jon. Our plans, as of now, are "saturday night" and "smoking pot." We'll see what comes of it.

Aimless Aug 28th, 2009 03:15 AM

I always wanted vincent price to be my dad too <3

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 28th, 2009 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 644379)
Except Nancy Grace would probably make money off it. :(

I would make sure she didn't get a dime.

MarioRPG Aug 28th, 2009 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 644384)

Just saw that yesterday... Kinda gross sometimes.

Kitsa Aug 28th, 2009 12:14 PM

I would have taken a pic for that site today if I had my camera ready in time. There was this lady who looked like she was 75 or so...at least 75...in spike heels, black hose and a black miniskirt.

The weird thing was that, from the shoulders down, it looked right. She had great legs, even. But then you looked at her face and... holy shit, it's great-grandma. She was tottering out to her car with a cake box.

Tadao Aug 28th, 2009 05:30 PM

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress...pg?w=340&h=450

Supafly345 Aug 28th, 2009 07:52 PM

are you being ironic

Colonel Flagg Aug 28th, 2009 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 644523)

Good one. :rock

MattJack Aug 28th, 2009 11:57 PM

hey whatch'yall doin?

MattJack Aug 29th, 2009 12:13 AM

that's cool.

I think Wiffles is a character, what aboutch'yall?

The Leader Aug 29th, 2009 12:16 AM

I'm doing well, MattJack. Thank you for asking.

I don't believe that Wiffles is a character. Just a very sad person.

MattJack Aug 29th, 2009 12:22 AM

No problemo mi amigo.

Yeah I'm split on that tbh. One half says she's a character, but the other half says she's a Girl Gone Wild on the Internet Forumz.


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