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And I wonder why the government can't balance the budget. :lol2
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Computer problems=solved :D
Man bought a brand new one, found the disks to rejig mammas. The universe rights itself once more. |
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I was also going to make a joke about short men but I feel too sick by your gross loveline nonsense. All of you should be ashamed. :x
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Shush you! Now lick my boot.
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Ahh, there's nothing quite so satisfying as running into someone who used to torment you for your looks, only to find they've grown quite fat and unattractive in the intervening years :)
Ah, fat triple-chinned, big-assed contentment :) |
Was behind this guy today.
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Also my eyesight's not very good, is Gizmo flipping me off? |
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He is indeed. |
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Do you then yank on her pigtails and snap her bra strap?
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naw, I towel off the blood and walk out the room like a pimp
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All of my encounters like that happen in a room of my house specially designed to resemble the "action room" from Videodrome and I make the girls stick their hands in my chest-VCR.
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SMOKE BLUNTZ WATCH PONIEZ
edit: the hell, I edited the thread title why didnt it change DOUBLE EDIT: NEVERMIND I'M GONNA GO WATCH WITH MY SISTERS |
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PS: I agree for manual everything unless you work on your car! |
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i was going to continue this post with a discussion of PSMFs/low-carb diets and Clen, but then I remembered that I'm the only person here who actually knows anything slash cares slash fuck you i might be extra aggressive from my trip to the gym in retrospect |
Everyone's just afraid that if they get into shape, they'll end up acting fucking weird about it like you.
I guess insanity is the price we pay for those six packs. |
COME AT ME BRO COME AT ME BRO YOU MIRIN BRO YOU MERLIN MY GAINZ BRO
i think my pathological hatred of fat people stems from me formerly being one and seeing how easy it actually is to educate yourself and fix it. it's a combination of the simplicity of doing it, the disrespect for the self in not doing it, and a hatred of my past self on a Karkat level |
He's right though. Fat hate is fun too.
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Work out, eat healthy, exercise, WE'LL ALL END UP IN THE FUCKING GROUND ANYWAY :(
Jack Lalanne didn't even live to 100 like that pussy George Burns |
Death would be too busy mirin my sick abs
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why improve your life when it's just going to end? with that reasoning, why ever do anything? bracing myself for WAY AHEAD OF YOU THERE BUDDY HA HA
fat people tend to act like they're enjoying a neverending festival of culinary delights equivalent to a nonstop train of blowjobs from swimsuit models. i hear the "life's too short, enjoy yourself" shit a lot (second to excuses about genetics, invulnerability to caloric deficits, and the like). thing is, fatties hate themselves, they aren't satisfied with their lives, and not spending every evening ordering pizza is just not that fucking difficult. enjoy triggering your natural responses to oversatiety for a brief chemical rush, assholes. if you'd just jerk off every time you had the desire to eat a stuffed crust, you'd have the same effect without becoming a burden on society. being slovenly and gluttonous is fun for about 12 hours; making it a lifestyle just causes you to hate yourself and me to hate you. SOCIETY IS BENDING TO YOUR WILL BECAUSE YOU ARE POWERLESS TO NOT SPEND YOUR MONEY ON SHIT TO TEMPORARILY FILL YOUR FLESHY EUPHORIA CREVICES. YOU ARE UNABLE TO CONTROL YOUR MOST BASIC DESIRES. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN ANIMAL. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN A RAPIST. i once left a comment like that on a "fat acceptance" video and probably ruined some peoples' afternoons |
they had a fat awareness thing at my school once
i guess its ok to be fat now |
it is not either
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