Ill play Guitar Woman!! ILL PLAY. PLEASE ITS AN ADDICTION.

I know how you feel man, I'm gonna log on right now. Make sure you add my new friend code and whatnot (386653961524)

Jane's addiction. lol!

:(

I'M NOT SEEING YOUR FRIEND CONNECTION BEACON JERK HURRY UP

IM SORRY I NEED TO ADD IT.

It's like cyber-sex minus the intimacy.

IS IT IN YET!?

minus any vaginas

HAHAHAHAHA I got a blue shell right at the end!!

FUCK

I stayed ahead for like the entire race then he jumped out and crippled me with a blue shell at the last minute :(

do you guys like my avatar

i figure noone triple posts any more because of the post count thing

My batteries are almost dead :(

oh man my avatar is the best can somone plz remove the ugly pickle man from my posting

i hate pickles & more importantly i hate goggles i mean it's cool if whoever made this site loves penis shaped soggy cucumbers but i mean that stuff should stay in the bedroom

guitar woman you destroyed my combo i am going to have to log into guitar man and start talking sexually, jerk

Fuck Rainbow Road!

COMBO BROKEN

We tied again damint.

what the hell I won that by a kart length

I'd keep playing to prove the supereiority of me and my Gibson-SG emblem, but my batteries are completely dead :(

Fuck that shit, we tied again. AND HOW DID A FUCKING BOMB GET IN MY KART? Seriously, Your ass was waaaaaay up there and my ass blows up.

Our connection was borked :<

also, you are a jerk for slowing down when I slowed into second to hit you with that blue shell. I was all "oh FUCK you D:"

That was fucking awesome. I was hoping we would keep going back and forth. I did that with this one dude on regional. We went backwards across the whole track and he was in first when he finally hit it and I hit the mushroom I had and won the race.

Edit- Whyd you take out the blue shell comment? >:

dude, shut up, do you want to get my edit button taken away again

I am sorry! D: