Hey guys, is it true that Wesley Snipes is dead? :eek

My best bud Biffy told me, but I dunno if I trust him as much as you, Internet. :(

The internet says no.

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?bl...&c=1&tb=1&pb=1


But it IS true that Denzel Washington was murdered by Michael Jackson.

So I had this dream where I met the RetroKat's dad but I was too embarrised to tell him my screenname or the website so I just left the store & carried on with my dream. What is proper dream/internet protocol? I just don't know. :(

Molestation and kidnapping, probably.

And that applies to REAL life too right? I ask as I have Tropical in a pretty intimate embrace & I wonder if he's protesting too much...

Just remember, nobody else is a real person.



:aok

You say that but it sure feels real when he bends back your arm for stroking his leg in public. ;(

OH EMM GEE! WHERE THE HELL IS MY POSTCOUNT?! >:

That's why you drug it first.

Post count's hidden now, click the User CP tab in the upper left.

He doesn't drink. >:

It's like being on a date with a Mormon chick, except he doesn't have a 'tashe.

Scratch that, just click your name in a thread and click "view public profile".

Drug the FOOD, god.

I don't care about MY postcount. >:

I do care about everyone else seeing how much I don't care however! >:

Internet Homoisms. >:

Jeese, it was hard enough getting him to eat the vegan burger the first time, nevermind if it had drugs in it.

By 'vegan burger' I mean 'my cock' of course. ;(

Did you try clubbing him over the back of the head? Since you've been away from the internet awhile, I assume you've built up the required minimum of muscle mass.

He doesn't like THAT either. ;(

:rolleyes

Page Break.

Oh shit, I meant "clubbing IT".


Faux Pas.

Speaking of Page Breaks, check out page 1152-53.



I got your back, Person I Rarely Talk To.

If I actually managed to creep you out, please clearly state so in this thread so that I may request a medal. Or a Barnstar.

WHATS CRACKIN PUB

Tis Pub! The apocalypse shall arive soon.