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Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 07:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555101)
in soviet russia n*gga scandalizes YOU

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:33 AM
Racial Cures They Don't Want You To Know About!

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 02:16 PM
Myspace wants to know if I'm David Bowie.

Tadao May 10th, 2008 04:31 PM
and you said yes, correct?

Esuohlim May 10th, 2008 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555095)
Dear Diary, Today I yelled at Little Nephew again. I guess I really lost my cool this time, 'cause a little while later this social services worker showed up to question me. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise jeans, and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty.
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555096)
:crown
:lol

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 10:19 PM
I-Mockery Chat(NOW THE PARTY IS IN HERE)

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 10:20 PM
T-Dawg & Jake, don't watch Dr Who! It is for girls and fags.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:20 PM
It better be, 'cause I have a case of Heineken and nothing else to do tonight.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 10:21 PM
And the British, but saying that is redundant after the first two.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 10:22 PM
Heads up; the party's out there.

Sam May 10th, 2008 10:25 PM
One time I got a blow job.

Esuohlim May 10th, 2008 10:26 PM
SAM

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:27 PM
This place sucks. I'm going over to GBS to talk beef prices.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 10:29 PM
Haha, I'm a member of an agriculture forum. :(

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:31 PM
I don't see how that's funny.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 10:31 PM
Vet jokes. :rolleyes

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 10:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555189)
I don't see how that's funny.
What transformation does a laugh go through if you're frowning? :eek

Tadao May 10th, 2008 10:35 PM
Fuck it, I may as well go out in style. Watch out for the cow bestiality pics over at GBS!

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:35 PM
Sorry, I thought you were trying to "make a funny" a la Splinter in TMNT.

Esuohlim May 10th, 2008 10:52 PM
SAM GOT A BLOW JOB ONCE

Esuohlim May 10th, 2008 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam (Post 555183)
One time I got a blow job.
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WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:02 PM
The FDA is crooked and is hiding the cure for cancer!

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:02 PM
Saturday SciFi channel is my daytime porn. Just watched Pterodactyl , starring Coolio as a Special Ops commander. That left me thinking how dumb it would be to have a commander give me orders in thug-speak.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:03 PM
I had a flight commander that gave orders in gay speak. True story!

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:07 PM
At least he probably sounded out his syllables so that you could understand what he was saying.


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