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:lol seth gives everythig a lot of thought :o

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563170)

:lol seth gives everythig a lot of thought :o

Yeah, he should be like me and you. Less thinking, more posting.

Also, more bannings. :(

AND LESS EDITING. :lol

i'd read his posts more thats for sure

yeah i kinda like not having an edit button i feel like i'm part of the crew now 8]

I don't know if I want to look at Gabby's fat ugly face anymore, I want that cute bitch Shrub back :(

Plus she is wearing big glasses.

and they're not even the fashionable kind of big glasses :x

There are several comments around the boards about certain celebrities being ugly. Either the women where you guys live are way hotter than the majority I've met in my life, or your standards are too high for the real world.

:lol @ pub talking about IRL

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563171)

why would you care about wrestlers dying? :x

Why does he have a DBZ avatar?

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 563175)

yeah i kinda like not having an edit button i feel like i'm part of the crew now 8]

Me, you, & the faggot Jamesman.

Oxford comma, hmm.:blah

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Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk (Post 563168)

It looks like it'd at least be better than the second but not as good as the first. Or maybe I enjoyed watching Jack Busey play a neon-green violin too much. :lol

It's Jake, not Jack. Have some respect! The dud, fooked Fathom's mom. >:

Was I supposed to kill Cybil? :lol

also that bitch beat me within an inch of my life, and now I'm running around some fucking haunted insane asylum in the basement of a hospital with no first aid kits or bullets >:

this is just awful >:

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SILLY GAMES

I'm never going into a hospital IRL ever again :<

Whoa, watch your Wes. I happen to know what GW needs to do.

GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON SO I CAN EDIT ALL TEN THOUSAND OF THEM TO BE :domo

'Them' being my posts.

I'll get a head start.

:domo

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 521736)

WELL?

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 521739)

I'M HERE WHERE'S THE FIRE

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 521741)

In teh mirror?

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521751)

DANGER IS AFOOT, BE WARY CITIZENS

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Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 521752)

Where did you get that fantastic W?

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521756)

printed it :-[

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 521758)

Could I get that in hi-res? It would be great to have another hot Willie wallpaper :love

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521761)

i dont think i have a higher res version :(

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Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 521763)

So that's just paper?

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521769)

paper an tape yeah

I'M THE WORLDS LAZIEST SUPERHERO

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Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 521771)

Is that your power? :<

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521775)

i never bothered to find out ;(

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 521777)

:oneofthosedays

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 521779)

lets start over

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521859)

every time I try and be a dick to jerks now some wiseguy deletes my posts

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 521865)

you are an internet villain, GW.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521867)

Like Snively Whiplash!

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 521871)

So GW, I can call you,
A piece of shit wannabe 4chan homo with all the style of a puppy with down syndrome.

And you can't fire back? You got your nuts cut. Hahaha

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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 521872)

GW is more of a felcher than a villain.

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Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 521889)

I'm an Internet HERO

But my power is that I taste absolutely delicious.

Hey, you don't choose your powers.. they choose you :(

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 521901)

I'm an internet hero with the power to only know how to type with two fingers on each hand but with lightning quick speed :eek

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521915)

I am the INTERNET MASTER OF DISGUISE

beat that, jerks

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Originally Posted by Spruce Moose (Post 521941)

I'm a jukebox hero, I can substitute for Internet heroes in baking.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 522002)

You didn't make longcat long enough, you fucking failure.

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Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 522205)

Guitar Woman go away.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 522261)

guys i'm sorry this thread sucks :( ANTI-THREAD BACKUPS :(

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 522262)

isn't taht deletion of the thread

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 522292)

no that means just leave it here

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Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 522405)

Guys like Jonothan Clement, Rankeri, and ZBF could be like those D-list villians that the Flash fights.

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Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 522495)

Hey man, The Trickster was serious.

:domo

Who are you favorite female singers?

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 90457)

I like:
Lee Aaron
Shirley Manson from Garbage
Mia Zapata (R.I.P.) from the Gits
Kat Bjelland from Babes in Toyland
Loreena Mckennit
Theo Kogan from the Lunachicks
Candia Ridley from Inkubus Sukkubus
Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil
How about the rest of you?

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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum (Post 90478)

early liz phair
aimee mann
sarah harmer
kathleen edwards
emmylou harris
isobelle from belle and sebastian (well, used to be from...)
Björk
Nico
all the girls from The Rentals
Tegan & Sara
Sarah Polley (for her brilliant vocal work on the Sweet Hereafter soundtrack)

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Originally Posted by Protoclown (Post 90485)

PJ Harvey
Björk
Fiona Apple
Tanya Donelly
Tori Amos
Brody Armstrong

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Originally Posted by The One and Only... (Post 90491)

The chicks from Arch Enemy and Cradle of Filth.

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Originally Posted by DecapitatedHate (Post 90518)

Same, but I also like the chick from Lacuna Coil.

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Originally Posted by pjalne (Post 90522)

I'm gonna be a total fag and say Tori Amos.

No offense, Proto.

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Originally Posted by Ninjavenom (Post 90531)

Ruth, from Anathema
The chick from 27

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Originally Posted by Skulhedface (Post 90556)

Maria Sjoholm from Drain STH
Amy Lee of Evanescence
Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil
Tairrie B of My Ruin

..and uhm, the chick from Letters to Cleo. But only in the "Here And Now" song.

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Originally Posted by Perndog (Post 90669)

Tarja Turunen from Nightwish.

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 90677)

Her name is Cristina Scabbia. :rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Miss Modular (Post 90687)

Janis Joplin
Marianne Faithfull
Joni Mitchell
Nico
Laetitia Sadier
Alison Goldfrapp
Bebel Gilberto
Astrud Gilberto
Trish Keenan
Bjork
Angie Stone
Pink
and ARETHA

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Originally Posted by DecapitatedHate (Post 90731)

I honestly didn't see that.

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Originally Posted by farbour (Post 90737)

Billie Holiday
Exene Cervenka
Kim Gordon
That chick from Yellow Machinegun whose name I always forget
Kim Deal
daveid Bowie

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Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 90818)

Miki Berenyi (*swoon*)
Amy Lee (time may prove her to be my favorite female vocalist)
Tori Amos (not a big fan of her later works, but there's no denying the quality of her older material)
Katharine Whalen (it's Billy Holiday reborn!)
Kat Bjelland (raaaaaaaaaar!)
Gwen Steffani (i've always liked her and she actually has better stage presence than most singers)
Kim Deal (always fun to listen to)
Björk (she makes me laugh and she has a killer voice... i'm just not sure if she's really human.)

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Originally Posted by Bennett (Post 90833)

NINA SIMONE
ELLA

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Originally Posted by timrpgland (Post 91099)

Annie Lalania (blatz)
Anna Joy (blatz)
Emily (cleveland bound death sentence)
Robin (black fork)

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Originally Posted by Black Flag (Post 91124)

Kathleen Hanna

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Originally Posted by Generator86 (Post 91304)

Karina and Elyse from Dance Hall Crashers

Nina from the Cardigans

That one chick from that one band

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Originally Posted by Blue (Post 94581)

I like Amy Lee and Ella Hooper (from an aussie band called Killing Heidi)

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Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason (Post 94585)

Janis Fucking Joplin

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Originally Posted by OperationScuzBucket (Post 94694)

Amy Lee (from Evanescence)
Jewel (Early Jewel...her new stuff is crap)
The Dixie Chicks (They aren't computers :) )
Heather Nova
Sarah McLachlan
Ani Difranco

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Originally Posted by agroskaterik (Post 94704)

ELIZABETH DAILY

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Originally Posted by Mike (Post 94826)

Cesaria Evora
Bjork
Joni Mitchell
Julie Turk
Cindy Lauper

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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum (Post 94828)

"The Dixie Chicks (They aren't computers :) )"

You're right, computers might actually make good music.

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Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason (Post 95078)

worst joke ever

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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum (Post 95203)

well, it was still funnier than you.

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Originally Posted by Gåte (Post 95212)

Tarja Turunen from Nightwish
Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil
Liv Kristine from Theatre of Tragedy
Anita Auglend from The Sins of Thy Beloved
Cia Hedmark from Otyg/Vintersorg

Loreena McKennit
Enya

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Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason (Post 95721)

so true :tear

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Originally Posted by Ooner (Post 95928)

Nobody has said Poe.

So I will.

Poe.

:domo

i spillted my juece on the tabel!!!!

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Originally Posted by seanlargey (Post 9454)

i was seting at the tabel and i spillted my juece all over the tabel! then my dad was yelling at me and he hit me in the face and made me lik the tabel cleen LOL!! :(

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 9456)

and you are...?

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Originally Posted by seanlargey (Post 9458)

i'm sean largey i'd ask you who you were, but i can see that your name is rongi :(

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Originally Posted by slavemason (Post 9465)

How observant, how the hell do you suppose Rogi missed that?

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 9468)

Everyone in this thread sucks :|

And it's Rongi, cocksucker

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Originally Posted by seanlargey (Post 9469)

maybe he was just so happy to see me posting that he asked who i was instead of just looking at my name :(

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Originally Posted by Anonymous (Post 9470)

If I were the head moderator, I'd let one Mr. Fart-type character in, and then ban all others that come after.

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Originally Posted by slavemason (Post 9471)

Rogi and I finally agree.

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 9474)

That you're a cock sucker and you suck :/?

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Originally Posted by seanlargey (Post 9477)

fuck shit

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Originally Posted by slavemason (Post 9481)

I'm sorry, I didn't see the comma. I thought it read Rogi Cocksucker.

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Originally Posted by starz (Post 9490)

take it to the fight forum :P

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Originally Posted by Les Waste (Post 9517)

SEAN RULES >:

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Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 9523)

Why aren't these newbies banned yet? :(

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Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 9540)

who is this silly fuck starz or st4rz or however the fuck it fags its name.

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Originally Posted by slavemason (Post 9541)

Because the veterans of these threads are a bunch of bib-drenching old Reagans.

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Originally Posted by starz (Post 9625)

nice to meet you too italian :)

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 9638)

PLEASE FUCK OFF, ST4R[Z], THANKS ^_^

sean is the funniest person here.

sean please make a topic about grapes :)

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 9644)

OMG IT'S SEANLARGEY. SEANLARGEY IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

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Originally Posted by whoreable (Post 9645)

OMG IT'S CAPTIAN ROBO. CAPITAN ROBO IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

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Originally Posted by starz (Post 9660)

i didnt mean anything mean about it..?

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 9671)

:love

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Originally Posted by whoreable (Post 9678)

OMG IT'S CAPTIAN ROBO. CAPITAN ROBO IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 9721)

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Originally Posted by kon (Post 9724)

I <3 sean :(

Fuck you sean haters :(

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 9778)

I know who Kon is.

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 207202)

sean :D

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 207206)

SEAN POSTED HERE ONCE? :(

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 207207)

Go to pages 60-72, there are like 5 sean posts :(

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=698
http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=624

these are all I could find.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 207276)

shake them hataz off :(

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Originally Posted by Perndog (Post 207277)

:lol

Rongi, cocksucker

Sounds like an official position.

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Originally Posted by VolCanon (Post 207502)

I can beat "Sean" any day.

Xbox is big. LOL
i et teh gr4p3z. LOL
konpyutaa wa ore no da. LOL

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Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 207509)

"...and as VolCanon finished typing that sentence, a veritable garden of hirsuteness erupted from his once palpable, pale chest.

"I've done it," he cried ferociously. "My greatest and most concrete accomplishment. Surely only the most naive would rebuff this browsable flare of humor and tasteful on-topic extravagance."

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo (Post 207513)

:) :) :) :)

HORAY IT GOT UNDELETED :D

:domo