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Pub Lover Sep 28th, 2008 01:31 AM

DevilWearsPrada Sep 28th, 2008 01:36 AM


Kitsa Sep 28th, 2008 01:36 AM

Breaking news.

We were out at that Halloween place not long ago (just before midnight) and as we were coming back along the interstate, we passed this guy who was running like hell. We almost didn't see him, but he had a dirty wifebeater tied around his head.

A little further up, there was a bad accident with police and firetrucks and ambulances and a car that had the entire passenger side smashed in. The other car was in a cornfield about 30 feet away.

It doesn't really make sense for someone to randomly be running like hell along the interstate at night, or for someone who has been in an accident to run away from help. I'm gonna guess he had a warrant or something and was fleeing the scene. What do you think?

WhiteRat Sep 28th, 2008 01:52 AM

He was fucked up off crystal meth.

Dixie Sep 28th, 2008 02:00 AM


pac-man Sep 28th, 2008 03:50 PM

He was just getting some exercise. It's not against the law to go for a midnight run wearing a wifebeater hat. At least I hope not.

wobzire Sep 28th, 2008 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 582585)

Your going to feel bad when you totally right.

RaNkeri Sep 28th, 2008 05:23 PM

Me: Oh hi, I'm calling from the apartment A14 of *address*, I've bought myself an analog TV and I'm in a need of a digibox, does this appartment have antenna or cable connection?

Maintenance guy: Uhhh...duhhh...what?

Me: Is this appartment an antenna household or a cable household?

Maintenance guy: ...uhh....antenna

Me: you sure about that?

Maintenance guy: Uhhh....yeah...

Me: ok, thanks.

So, I bought myself a fucking digibox, meant for antenna households, only to notice it's not working. I call my landlord, only to learn that my appartment is a cable household.

"Reliable service 24/7" my ass. Fuck the maintenance, fuck the maintenance guy and fuck me for not calling my landlord in the first place >:

kahljorn Sep 28th, 2008 06:52 PM

i didnt know there were such things as "Antaneaa houawholsa" and "cable households"

MetalMilitia Sep 28th, 2008 06:54 PM

Surely checking what type of hole your wall contains would've been easier than phoning people?

Pub Lover Sep 28th, 2008 06:55 PM


kahljorn Sep 28th, 2008 07:10 PM

oh thats right

MetalMilitia Sep 28th, 2008 07:54 PM

I was just browsing the Internet for extremely large beanbag chairs and I noticed the company Sumo that make the Omni and SumoSac are using an advert apparently devised by Something Aweful on their website.



Anyway - I really want a huge beanbag chair to lounge in but they cost like $199 and probably don't ship to the UK. Since when does a load of shredded foam cost a hundred quid? Pff.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 28th, 2008 07:57 PM

Yeah sumo's using sites like SA and VGCats to write reviews of free chairs they send

MetalMilitia Sep 28th, 2008 07:58 PM

I think with the right beanbag chair I could be looking like this:

Within 4-6 months.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 28th, 2008 08:04 PM

She's sitting the hell out of that chair!

WhiteRat Sep 28th, 2008 08:44 PM

Can a mod delete the spam tennis threads in the Sports forum and maybe ban the ip of the tosser that posted them?

Pub Lover Sep 28th, 2008 09:00 PM

Or chatroom them. :(

Pub Lover Sep 28th, 2008 10:04 PM


Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 352593)
Yes, Pub Lover is among revered I-Mockery members such as sports, ArrowX, and Khakha.


Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2008 10:32 PM

So does anyone want me to reveal whose character Yukiko is or do y'all want to keep pretending she's a real person

Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2008 10:33 PM

I'm fine with either option personally

MetalMilitia Sep 28th, 2008 10:34 PM

In that case it's probably Guitar Woman.

Pub Lover Sep 28th, 2008 10:35 PM

Or Jeanette again. :lol

Colonel Flagg Sep 28th, 2008 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 582733)
So does anyone want me to reveal whose character Yukiko is or do y'all want to keep pretending she's a real person

FWIW I vote "spill it".

Regardless what you do, "she's" pretty damned funny.

WhiteRat Sep 29th, 2008 12:33 AM

I'm going to come clean on this one here guys.

Colonel Flagg is actually my character. Didn't see that one comin' now did ya?

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