Guys, here's an event at my college.

I never thought it would be this easy :hypno:hypno:hypno

e: god damnit :pagebrak

One sip and you will see
things you never saw befoooooooooo

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Upon my soul, I feel fine

TONY LEE: NON-STOP TOURING DYNAMO :eek

That's not what I expected a XXX-rated hypnotist to look like

My friend bought $40 worth of Dunkaroos off of Amazon and finally got them today.

They aren't as good as I remember >:

Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world
go round

I'll drink to that
Even if Queen is overrated

This haiku is terrible

DAMN STRAIGHT


DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BOY

Yeah, but then it came on and the radio was way over there, and goddamnit

Queen had the best duel guitar sound ever. EVER!

EVER?!

I am about 3/4 of the way done with a job I've had to do for like 2 weeks now and I am ready to be finished :(

We got a live one here.:yum

I need a bigger bath tub.
:(

Why, not enough room for two?

2 can fit if we were dismembered and maybe partially liquefied.
But no, I need a bigger one to drown mice in.

Sharing a bath is fun, though!

Drowning mice is probably also fun.

HOT TUB IS THE ONLY WAY

A hot tub would be awesome.
Think of how many mice it would take to fill that thing up.

What the fuck, dude, you aren't cool enough to be in the Pen-And-Ink gang


I didn't even know there was a Pen-And-Ink gang, I thought I was unique

Most of me is about to take a bath, what a coinky-dink

Not you, CiG, you can be in the Pen-And-Ink Gang if you want, I imagine there's more than a few inked album covers

most of you? what the fucks the other fraction doing :/

Being out of the water

Like her head, for example