DO YOU LIKE ESPRESSOS TADAO?

I can't wash the blood off of my hands. If only she didn't moan every time I was on the outstroke. Stupid fakers.

SHIT AW FUCK I RUIN EVERYTHING SAM I'M SORRY BRA

I like regular coffee, no sugar, no cream and strong.

Good, espressos taste like shit

FUCK YOU WITH YOUR INQUISITIONS ABOUT QUEER COFFEE BEVERAGES >:

I like my vodka straight, my beer stout and my cigarettes non filter.

I would drink coffee from a Turk, but I don't trust those dirty Waps.

IMA GUINNESS MAN MASEF

AND SCREW YOU SAM BATHE IN MY SUPERIOR ART SKILLS YES THERE I SAID IT DO YOU HEAR ME BOY

I WILL MURDER YOU AND DRAW WITH YOUR BLOOD GRUSLYGOOSE >:

yet they're worth nothing in the long run:tear

Irish stout is the only stout. As black as the Irish river.

OH YEAH WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT SAMMIE



YEAH DO YOU SEE THAT NIXON IS EATING A DEMON DOES THAT BLOW YOUR MIND MAN I GOTS ME A WHOLE BAG O TRICKS

Merlot is the best wine too. I'm just a bitter kinda guy I guess.

That is great, how did you do that in paint? :rolleyes

WHY IS HUNTER S. THOMPSON IN HELL?

THAT GUY IS SOOOO IN HEAVEN EVEN THOUGH HE KILLED HIMSELF. >:

LOTS OF COCAINE, WHY

HUNTER S THOMPSON IS IN HELL BECAUSE HE AIN'T HAVIN ANY OF THAT PANSY HARP SHIT

BESIDES, HE'S WAITING FOR CHENEY TO SHOW UP

WHERE IS ASILA SHE IS USUALLY SCREAMING BACK AT US BY NOW

NOTHING WRONG WITH HARP, IT'S AN OK BEER.

HE'S A STRAIGHT WILD TURKEY MAN, YOU KNOW THAT

AND ETHER, CAN'T FORGET THE FUCKING ETHER

HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE RUM DIARIES. HE DRANK ALOT OF RUM ON THAT ISLAND.