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Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:07 PM

I'm very picky about tattoo placement.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:15 PM

I have a better one, as well as a handy dandy rough schematic!

Okay okay okayokayokay, Just a thought, jeez

you'd be a goddess, I'm tellin ya

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:17 PM

Fuck no.
The boobs must remain unmarked.
NOTHING on the chest.
The chest is perfect as is.

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:17 PM

Just think how funny it would look when I get my boob lift in 20 years.

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:18 PM

That's still cool though

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:20 PM

My hip might be a good place though.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:21 PM

That would probably be the most painful tat imaginable if it went over the areola as shown

But that's what whiskey and painkillers are for!

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:23 PM

As much as I bleed, I refuse to take blood thinners before getting a tattoo.
I want to be able to feel the whole thing.
And then I want sex.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:26 PM

Hang on, drew sumpin else up in hea

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:28 PM

Yeah, I cheated and scribbled a schematic on a prexisting reference pic I had lying around, sue me

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:29 PM

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure the pain is part of the reason for getting a tattoo

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:29 PM

Hahaha great!
I'd get it in the front though.
All space on my back is reserved.

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:30 PM

Maybe what Grisly drew but closer to the hump of the hip so it has a 3-D affect

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:30 PM

I don't know how yous guys can stand needles

When I finally get mine I'm getting fucked all the hell up beforehand

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:32 PM

I'll have to draw it on with a sharpie and see if I like it there.
I always test drive new tattoos like that.
But it's gonna be awhile before I get a new one.
I can't get them for super cheap anymore :(

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:32 PM

It makes the healing part harder :(

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:34 PM

Seriously dude, don't be like wasted drunk when you get one, it'll make you bleed alot and it'll hurt more.
Remember they have to wipe the blood away constantly and on freshly tattooed skin, the wiping can be really painful.
You're better off being straight and just not looking when they do it.

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 11:36 PM

I'm not getting any tattoos because I'm an Orthodox Jew. This site is Kosher, right? :eek

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:36 PM

I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:37 PM

Plus being drunk makes you bleed more afterwards, and the more you bleed the longer it takes for the tattoo to heal. The last thing you want is that shit peeling all to hell, it sucks.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:37 PM

Well, maybe scrimshaw isn't nearly the right word for the designs I have, but it's really the closest description I can think of right now

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:38 PM

Cleaning litter box.

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:39 PM


Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 595553)
I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it

Okay, what?

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:42 PM

I've been working on intricate patterns and linework to go on my left hand (and possibly with flows going up the arm as well) since I turned eighteen, snapping pictures, and continually working on the overall design. When I finally work up the nerve (and have a rather secure line of work that a newly decorated hand won't endanger) I'm going to draw it myself, and all the tattoo parlor has to do is follow the lines

The application will suck so motherfucking, unbelievably hard I can't even fathom it at this point

Asila Nov 19th, 2008 11:47 PM

Picking the hand is pretty ballsy, I will say that. I got both of mine on fleshy, less painful body parts

Cause I am a GIRL

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