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Good work, Ranny-K! :D

Keep that up an you might recover from the Tyttobakteeri. ;)

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597507)

Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

You got everyone on here? :eek

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597420)

if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed :(

This was my thinking until that dirty ape DWP started being all street at me. :x

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Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 597407)

I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

This is too complicated. >:

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Originally Posted by Blasted Child (Post 597479)

I think anyone who earns a decent amount of money shouldn't have to put up with such an awkward position. Just get your own place, really

I think anyone with a decent amount of dick can suck themselves off without getting into an awkward position. Just go at your own pace, really :)

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 597470)

I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A NOT SAFE FOR WORK VIDEO >: >: >: >:

Ban him! :rawr

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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 597508)

I've noticed that too. I guess you only get sellers if they think you'll buy (hence why I've never been offered any).

In my one class, we were supposed to temporarily take on a different personality (basically act as a different person for the day). One of the girls chose to act as a drug dealer. She later said that all kinds of people tried to buy off of her.

I was a trekkie, but it didn't go so well. First of all, I wasn't obsessive enough about Star Trek and second of all, my friends had zero tolerance for the project (we weren't allowed to tell anyone about the project, so my friends basically threatened me if I didn't knock it off).

Basically?

"If you don't shut the fuck up imma shove mah foot so far upyer ass that it'll knock out yer front teeth. Basically."

Awright, Ranky, I can't find that Wycliffe theme on Youtube so you can just quit talking about the damn thing already

It can't be found on youtube. Give me your e-mail and I'll send it to you

Give me your dick and I'd suck it. >:

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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 597512)

You do know that it wasn't just liberals who voted for Obama, right?

And you do know that it's very rude to act like being "liberal" is some horrid thing you can pin all problems on. I don't accuse newspapers of being "idiotic concervative trash" or anything like that.

Of course you wouldn't, newspapers are all liberal rags used to oppresse the poor into staying poor.

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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 597510)

Dude, just because someone doesn't have a job doesn't mean that they're "lazy".

Ever read Les Miserables? The character Fantine's a very hard worker trying to support herself and her daughter. She's dirt poor because there's a social stigma against being a single mother. In today's world, she'd probably have been under welfare. Would you say she's lazy?

I would, yes.

PUB I'M IN TEXAS WANT 2 MAKE OUT?

YES! :love

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Originally Posted by Bahmo (Post 597321)

...I got into the cards, and when some dickhead at school ripped up a Pokemon card to show his contempt, I rescued the card and taped it back together. I still have the card; it's Omanyte... ...I masturbate to many of the female human characters...

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Originally Posted by Neen (Post 597422)

Most of which are minors, you pedophile.

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Originally Posted by Bahmo (Post 597436)

Not as though I said I wanted to rape them. But if someone is mature enough to have breasts, she's old enough to be masturbated to. End of story.

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Originally Posted by HappyHamster (Post 597438)

And so you'd jerk it to a developing 12 year old? ಠ_ಠ

Liquid! LiquidStaaaaaaaatiiiiiik! We have a friend for you!

Be quick, I'm about to ban him for thinking it funny to not mark dog wanking as NSFW.

dude, the Rog is on the facebook.

I swear, the only good things to come out of Texas are the Butthole Surfers, Ministry, and Pub Lover.

Make sure everyone has a great day drinking...and a great night drinking too. I'm getting fecalfaced tonight.

Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?

Woah woah woah WHOAH Pedo Bahmo what, where, when, why, how, link pls

So gus, you want that awesome Wycliffe theme?

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 597401)

I only ran track and field in high school so does that make me a jock or a nerd?

I don't fit in either, I was a swim/water polo guy :( SPEEDO FREAKS

Did I or did I not accept your challenge over pm? WE WILL SEE WHAT YOUR WYCLIFFE IS MADE OF

Gus, there are four in that very post? :eek

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597559)

I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?

I think I would like to see that.

HOLY SHIT THE QUOTES HAVE LINKS NOW?

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597556)

Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

:high5

Hey Gus! GIVE THAT THING TO FZERO AS YOU ARE BOTH ON RIGHT NOW!

I'm a swimmer too. But only because I like it, we don't have club activities in Finnish schools