I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

when i had to go to these aa meetings for a while they gave me this dumb aa bible thing or something and from it i learned that pretty much no matter what you do you're an alcoholic

they explained it like if you keep alcohol in your fridge, you're an alcoholic. if you keep alcohol in the open you're an alcoholic. if you hide alcohol you're an alcoholic.
:rolleyes

I like when I forget to drink. I shoulkd do that more often though. :(

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597662)

have you guys ever seen those symbols on t he doors of aa and na places?

it's probably magic

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597671)

It probably has to do with trinity and jesus.

That is cold science, baby. ;(

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597687)

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said

What wrong with your version? :x

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 06:41 PM

Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

DevilWearsPrada

Nov 26th, 2008 06:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pq_3OheqzU

Wyclef theme?

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597694)

Fucking Rankeri

NO FUCKING RANKERI! HE HAS TYTTOBAKTEERI!

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 06:48 PM

I DON'T CARE BOUT NO TITTYBACTERIA

haha I just caught what you named that

Tadao

Nov 26th, 2008 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597692)

What wrong with your version? :x

How do you mean? :orgasm

DevilWearsPrada

Nov 26th, 2008 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 596802)

If you HAVE to keep posting on I-mockery, please stay out of Loveline.
You're unfunnier than me, and that's so not cool.

If you don't get my spamusement references don't reply, lez' :rolleyes

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 07:07 PM

yeah, what a dyke

Tadao

Nov 26th, 2008 07:09 PM

totally

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 07:11 PM

CiG's so gay, she doesn't need to shuck oysters and clams, she just coaxes them into opening

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597700)

How do you mean? :orgasm

You made this one. :(

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Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 597704)

If you don't get my spamusement references don't reply, lez' :rolleyes

Haha, way to Pub Lover it up, DWP. :lol

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597698)

I DON'T CARE BOUT NO TITTYBACTERIA

YOU SHOULD!

MattJack

Nov 26th, 2008 07:33 PM

I like how the motor boat hicky dusnt rly move on that grl

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 07:39 PM

That was what I centred on when I made it. :x

Best boob jiggle vs head alignment. :x

:x

:x

<3

:x

MattJack

Nov 26th, 2008 07:45 PM

my eyes can't get off that red mark between her fun bags. I honestly just go straight to the red mark for some reason.

i swear it's not bcuz of the ti*s

plz believe me

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 597151)

I'm not a fan of bacon.

:meat

I love the taste and smell of bacon.

I love breeding, housing, and feeding pigs.

I love killing and gutting pigs most of all because it is almost time to eat bacon.

I wish I still ate meat. :(

:meat

Tadao

Nov 26th, 2008 07:50 PM

Because I suck at it pub

Tadao

Nov 26th, 2008 07:52 PM

Oh do you mean I didn't crop out the bottom and right on one of the pics?

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 07:55 PM

I loled when I noticed the bottom right corner because I had been looking at the picture for twenty minutes by that point.

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 07:59 PM

I didn't notice it even after Tadao mentioned it

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 07:59 PM

Pub, I don't think it counts as looking when you're hugging the computer :(

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 08:05 PM

SO, uh, none of my friends warned me that the new Kevin Smith movie actually showed anything, I figured the porno part would have been dealt with like the Donkey Show in the second one... and guess who wanted me to take her to see it

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 08:09 PM

Wait! You see a nude Seth Rogen? >:

I am so close to pretending to like hjim now that it's cool to hate him. :(

:scene

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597719)

Because I suck at it pub

You so do not, and if you did... PICZPLZKTHNX

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597725)

Pub, I don't think it counts as looking when you're hugging the computer :(

<3 Shrub :(

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 08:11 PM

Hey Danny, wanna know which of your mannarisms I find annoying? :eek

They're the ones I steal. ;(

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 08:13 PM

I never, ever wanted to think that I would see his ass

It was unrelentingly dull, so we would start getting a lot more comfortable and then the movie would suddenly and completely kill any mood we had going

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 08:22 PM

I just shattered an unopened bottle of beer. >:

It is the second bottle I've knocked over this week. :(

I have a brown stain onmy living room carpet from the open bottle I spastically let spill.

This new one annoys me slightly more as I at least got one damn sip out of the one I poured out for my carpet homies.