I only drink milk with my Carnation Instant Breakfast. I never liked Ensure. It makes me think I'm old for some reason.

STDs?

The Elations joint-drink makes me feel old, the Ensure just makes me feel like I'm choking on a 4th graders milkshake experiment.

Exam?
What kind of exams do they give in Finland?

Mechanics :|

Haha, I wish :lol

Well what have you learned in mechanics?
Mechanics on what?
You a car guy or something?
We don't like them types 'round here boy.

Finland is building a robot. A sex robot. ;)

I'm a physics student :)


At the moment

That makes sense.
I can't think of anything else to do in Finland.
Unless you're this guy, he seems to be finding something to do.

I think that's my buddy Saku's brother.

Play death-metal.

Burn down churches.

What, that was Finland - right?

No church burners are in Norway. Finnish people just talk about burning churches.

A friend of mine's name is also Saku.

You could get invaded by Russia.

Many Finns prefer drinking their asses off, however I prefer not to go with the flow in certain situations

They've already invaded :(

The surroundings of my calm, peaceful, quiet and beautiful childhood area, next to forrests and lake saimaa, is being turned into some luxury spa center for rich russians. >:

My Saku is in Hellsinki

He accosted me in Germany at a train station over my Reverend Bizarre shirt.
And then we was frenz.

Oh, never mind then :/

I know, in the Winter War of 1939. The funny thing is you guys pretty much won despite having a fraction of the amount of manpower and equipment.

All my Finnish friends seem to be from Lojha or Hellsinki.

I'm not from Hellsinki nor Lohja ;)

I just washed my boyfriend's cellphone.

The one time in a billion I don't check the damn pockets.


FUCK.

What town that I can't pronounce are you from?

You just can't catch a break this week, can you?
:(