:tear COOK YOUR OWN DOG!

That is my dog :x

Well, my family's dog, but anyways :x

My dog has figured out how to work diarrhea to her advantage.

She had diarrhea yesterday, so every time she whined or yelped I took her out. Today she's fine, but is pretending she has diarrhea so I'll take her outside.

:/

OMG what a faggy name, no wonder you hate your parents.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...m_source=cnn00

Thought this was pretty good.

:rolleyes

GREAT MOMENTS IN FRENCH HISTORY

April 1986- After showing up drunk to the recording of a popular talk show, songwriting legend Serge Gainsbourg mutters appreciatively when introduced to a young Whitney Houston. The host attempts to make up an acceptable translation, which Gainsbourg is quick to correct in English. "You are not Reagan and I am not Gorbachev, so don't try, eh? I said I want to fuck her."

Here's a pic of Whitney Houston's face the moment it happened.



The host tried to explain that Serge Gainsbourg was maybe a little drunk. He quickly got a cigarette in the guy's mouth to shut him up, and the segment was pretty much a loss all around.

You can see it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXx3zRgTdLM

I think there's enough english where you can get the gist of it.

That's awesome.

I thought so too. He was an awesome sort of guy.

Hey Pub, want to know another person who scares me?

That's from Frank's Franks.

I always hold my drink that close to me when I eat. :(

He looks like he's about to really enjoy it :(

AWWW MAN! A HOTDOG-PEPSI!

So who besides me is gonna go see Notorious?

Kid Notorious?

Notorious B.I.G.?

Man, he dead.

No he's not!

I lived through it, I don't need to see no fancy film about that.

Tonight I found some mouse turds on my dresser. My roommate said he saw a mouse in the living room last night, too. Shit is about to get buck wild up in this bitch.

FUCK DAT N*GGAH UP!

Get glue traps so you can watch the baby squirm futilely.