yea well i dont spit in food or anything so they don't have to worry about that ;/

THEY JUST HAZ TO WORRY ABOUT MY BAD ATTITUDE

FU*K WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS RIGHT?

And the customer is always ... AN ASSHOLE!

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "YOU IGNORANT FUCKS YOU THOUGHT THIS SANDWICH WAS FIVE DOLLARS?"

THEN THREW IT AT HER, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I'LL FUCKING U-GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SKULL AND FILL IT WITH BANANA PEPPERS AND PICKLES."

:lol
I almost said something like that but instead I said, "You should have read the sign appropriately." ;/

Is it just me, or are all the troublesome customers women? :x

Lots of men are asshole bastards also.

Speaking of signs, there's one man who complains every time that "the tag says so-and-so" on his single bottles of beer and I get so sick of hearing him say it every time I ring him up so now any time I see him I ask "what did the sign say" and manually enter the price instead of scanning the shit. Go away.

The worst ones I ever encountered were the bitches getting their hair done next door and told the kids to play at my place till they were done.

Then I had to worry about babysitting their damn kids because I was alone and couldn't leave the store.

Little kids can be annoying too. Last summer I caught 2 russian kids snatching peas while one was trying to distract me. I solved the situation by using the little russian I had learned from war movies and comics, yelling "Rukiveer, perkele!" and pointing at them. The kids pretty much shat their pants and ran away. Feeling victorious, I lolled hard for a moment, before noticing how there had been a finnish couple with a young kid observing the situation the whole time, and I felt bad for giving the kiddo a bad example.

I'm surprised that I'm still allowed to create threads at all.

:pagebrak



Debating wheter to go out tonight or stay in.

We should rub our boners for Malcolm MacDowell together some time. :love

i had a dream about you fucks. you all apparently lived in some house down the road from me, and i stopped by as i was walking to work barefoot. you were all very welcoming, and dirty. a bunch of you were playing skip-bo (it's one of those card games like uno) and eating applesauce. also, there was like 5 black people and tadao wasn't there because he was out delivering mail.

then some girl with big teeth gave me a ride to work.

Include me in that group- I love Malcolm McDowell hardcore. Caligula is one of my favorite movies. Hell, I even watched that godawful star trek movie just to see him.

And Time after Time, amirite?

IN GOOD COMPANY

I'm the one with a job? In your dreams!

TANK GIRL

LORI PETTY :3

MAX ZANDER :rock

ERNEST BORGNINE

MAX ZANDER IST DER CLOWN

man

If I had a dollar for every person who scrolls past my description of food art ingredients to ask me what it's made of

well

I'd be very rich indeed.