One of my best friends from elementary school is going to compete in the Olympics :(

I have the diarrheas. :(

We are both a sad :(

Sadness is a sadness. :(

I've decided to mellow my pre-trip jitters with sugar and caffeine. :)
I finally decided to try "Heritage Dr Pepper" before they stop selling it.
Wow, is this stuff good!

Spoiled because it's just a picture of the can.

I don't think I've ever really enjoyed a soda.

THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS :rolleyes

Hey! That's my friend too!

dammit

Oh man, here comes the brown outs :(

My friend of a friend's last name is Bartoczewicz, pronounced Bar-to-shevitz. She was talking to someone from Georgia who asked her is she was some yankee Pollock.

GRAAAARGH FUUUAAACK



GODDAMIT

I JUST PROOFREAD A MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION FIVE BILLION TIMES BEFORE SENDING IT OFF, AND NOW I NOTICE A ROYAL COCKUP ON THE FIRST PAGE

ALALALALALAGHRAWAAAAAAHH

That's how it always happens.

ITS NAW MAW FAULT, AH SWEAR

NO ONE ELSE WAS AVAILABLE TO BACK ME UP GAWDDAMMIT

Subscription? The fuck izzat, I meant submission

stop proofreading with whiskey

Sheeit, I came to California to escape the dreary rain and misery of Oregon AND WHADDOO I GET, MORE FUCKIN RAIN, WIND AND THUNDER

PALM TREES RIPPED OUT OF THE GROUND AND SENT FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, AND THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TORNADO WARNINGS, OF COURSE I'M DRINKING WHISKEY, IT'S LIQUID ANGELTITS IN A BOTTLE

where in So-Cal did you happen to land at Greasygus?

OHANGE COUNTY

ERNGE CUNTY?

DEY TOOK ER JEEEAAARBBBS

Who the hell is dizzymisslizzy and which one of you fuckers is she private messaging

TALK TO ME

OC? Ohmanwhatthefuckdidyoulandtherefor?