I'LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL FATTY >:

Ugh, who's in charge here again?

WILLIE! I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR THE CROWN OF WORLD'S GREATEST SHUT-IN! :eek

Yeah, I think I got you both beat on that one. :(

Stay Tuned is my new favourite movie.

I have everybody beat for world's greatest shut in! I work 3 days a week and otherwise don't leave my apartment. Seriously besides going to work I might leave for like 30 minutes a day tops. :paleskin

I don't work, nor do I shop for myself. So I don't have to leave the house for weeks on end.

Yeah, well I work from home, live with my parents, have never kissed a girl, have no friends, never leave the house and I'm 23.

I win.

Sorry to break your hearts, but Benjamin_Franklin will no longer be with us, nor will the 200+ posts he made today. I know, I know... try to hold back the tears if you can manage it.

it's not like he wasn't given fair warning :x

Did he really post that much?

If only Benjamin Franklin had kept it all in here, then we could've carried on hating him for weeks.


Mockery posting in this thread just doesn't seem right. :(

well when i was 23 i also had not kissed any girls

and i'm now 29 and still have yet to get past "second base" (if i remeber the system properly)

and whattaya mean no friends does the internet not count :x :x :x

I didn't mention the internet because then I'd probably talk about kissing a girl on the internet and that's a whole differant train to Losertown. :(

I kissed a lesbian once.


...does that count?

RIP BENJAMIN_FRANKLIN 6/25/2006 NEVER FORGET.

How did you know the mirror was a lesbian?

I'm waiting 11 1/2 hours for my Prey demo to finish downloading.
What're you guys doing?

Configuring Thunderbird.

I fail to see how this can recieve email.

Fuck him.

Another useless poster bites the dick.

Pub Lover I congratulate you. Your ramblings in today's update made me smile, and only with half-pity :x