Oh wait I didn't put it up yet :lol

There we go :eek

ha. :(

I still think it needs the picture of Batman fucking Robin in his vagina to round the article off. :(

Hey guys, let's chat because, you know, that's where it's at! :lol

I now remember that I wanted to bit in there where I mentioned that the bitchy fanboy letters in the back pages all seemed to come from "AOL".

But I never remember that sort of thing until a week after I've written the piece.

Great, now I feel worse about my shitty article.

what

You're an unknown quantity.

Now that was uncalled for.

NEWSPAPER COMICS ON THE INTERNET >:

I just read that the suicide rate in Finland is double that of the U.S., Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. :eek

Not only did we get rid of Terra but we could lose Rankeri too :eek

I don't want Terra to die, I just want her to find another hobby like shopping or prostitution.

I hope she stays FOREVER. >:

*walks in*

*looks around*


*spontainuously combusts*

AHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!! BRIANS IN PAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies*



...Yeah, that was random. And in case you're wondering, this is my first post. w00t!

I remember reading how Eisenhower would play up Scandanavia's suicide rate as a prime reason for why America should avoid socialism at all costs. He just kind of ignored that among American states, Alaska has the highest suicide rate, so it probably has more to do with perpetual darkness in the winter rather than taxes.

S.O.-S.A.D. ;_;

Actions expressed with asterisks. Strike one.

Strike two.

Out. >:

Yeah, seriously. That's fucking queer as hell.

Makes me sick just thinking about it.

This shit doesn't happen in MY (Esuohlim's) thread.

Does that mean I'm officially hated now?

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be banned within a week.

This guy is just Benjamin Franklin all over again.

darnin give me a hug!

:confused Ok, now I'm just confused...

And people say I-Mockery's "newbie beatdown" is dead...

Psshaw!

What if either one of these is womti?