If anyone wants me to post a picture of my wang just say the word and maybe I'll do it if enough people speak up

I mean, uh, :pagebrak

wing dang doodle?

School is for rules

my boyfriend did that once.

Oh yeah and it WASN'T FUCKING HOMEWORK MILHOUSE

I DON'T THINK KITSA RECEIVED ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THIS PICTURE!

it mad me laugh

Yay!!!
Boss gave me the rest of the day off!
My first free Friday night in forever!

The Frankenberry fort is totally awesome, I envy your creative ability Kitsa.

CiG, Pub, anybody, we need that Swamp Monstor pic ASAP

I've been getting into fashion lately.

As in, you MADE it? Are you with the Art Institute, pal

If the frankenberries are gluten-free, may I have one box? :(

Hay guys what did I miss? I know I've been gone a while, but I missed all of you too much!

SUPAFLY I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS

BAILING ON A Q&A AINT COOL, MAN

rankeri- I don't think they're gluten-free, unfortunately. They say WHOLE GRAIN all over them.

:tear

I'M EMOTIONALLY WEAK RIGHT NOW GUYS, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STRIKE ME DOWN :tear

You have to tell us about it first fatty.

That's not nice.

I forget, did I like RaNkeri?

NOW WHERE IS MY ARCH-NEMESIS ESUOHLIM?



HAHA, JUST KIDDING BUDDY, I LOVE YOU ;)

Your arch-nemesis is moderation, apparently :lol

Friday the 13th da series is one tv. yay I need booze. yay

that's funny, I just bought booze

I shouldn't drink so much, I should also become a nicer person.

SevenForce needs to become a nicer person. Damn.

lol, the 2nd thing he ever said to me was nice, that was the only time I've seen him be nice.

my fort was awesome and you all need to stop the hate

EXACTLY.

Going to drink myself stupid.
I'll be back when I've reached maximum retardation levels.

You know what's really good for drinking yourself stupid...

Those new Mike's Whatevertinis (the noncarbonated ones in the smaller bottles)

Those go down like candy and you don't even remember how many you've had until your ass hits the floor.

I do love my scotch, but I love the whatevertinis too.

Smirnoff's grape tastes like Laffy Taffy.
I loves it.

ooooh yeah it does. The sour apple stuff does too but it's almost too sweet

Shut the fuck up!>:



haha j/k:squigly

Let the ladies drink dood.

K somehow this fails to land the ladiez IRL LOL.

What, telling them to shut the fuck up? You have to follow through with a backhand if you want them to fall in love with you.

I have so much to learn.

I got JOAT a girl, didn't I? Now if only I had a place to disperse my medical wisdom.

I knew it was you! :squigly

You're drunk, what was me?

I always thought it should be kind of insulting to a guy, the notion that you have to get a girl drunk to get her to do anything with you. What's that old joke, you so ugly you gotta tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?

Which reminds me of this great video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rydKvNfREq4

Guest Viewing Thread
Canzo Empyrean

:rolleyes

How many pedo bears can you find?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4...1036748ou0.jpg

YOU PEOPLE

YOU

I found 15

Grislygus needs to come back on, I feel like yelling at someone tonight

WELL FUCK YOU GUYS THEN

DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AGAIN?

I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A LARGE AND UNWIELDY STICK, YOU POMPOUS ASS.

NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I GENUINELY HATE YOU.

IF I WANTED ANY LIP FROM YOU, I'D JIGGLE MY COIN PURSE.

>:

I will always lament the fact that you cannot genuinely snap someone's neck in half online.

Is that some kind of euphemism? :orgasm

FINE BE THAT WAY.

The clerk forgot to ring up my vodka. Drinks all around! I just pounded a bloody mary whooohoooo

I've got peach flavoured shit. and the room's spinning around, YAY

i'm on that drank and about to be on that bed

Sexy

Rum cider. Tasty.

GIVE

UP

THE

FUNK

FISHBONE HAS KILLED MY HEADPHONES

TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET TO fIREHOSE

That sounds weird. Hot rum and apple? Maybe not bad.

I like hot rum cider.


YEAH I WILL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW

I don't know why I like RaNkeri. WHy do I like you RaNkeri?

i always thought that you were rankeri until i noticed that your names were different

Get an avatar!

I bet we would fall in love with each other :(

You love everyone

:hourglass

i'm back
kinda

I have music for you CIG

Yay music!
I got an mp3 player yesterday so I'm loading it up!
:D

:D

MP3s are going the way of the cassette tape. :D

Dude I don't even have a cell phone, being obsolete is not a problem here.

I think I still have my Scatman c-cassette somewhere around

part of what maks me so cool is that i dont have an avatar and im not about to ruin it just so i can fit in

RED ROCKET!

uh?, a giant dildo?

OMG I'm gonna puke!

:puke

Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._weather_alert

:lol

I knew it!

See you fags in 100 years.

Oh my god.

Earlier I ate a pizza called "The Inferno". It was really fucking hot going in but coming out...

Do they make refrigerated toilet-roll holders?

:jeanette

It's called an ice cream chaser.

Put these in the fridge.

That would so go in a medical forum.

who else is drinking

and listening to converge

because their ex has moved on

maybe i narrowed the field a bit too hastily there

FUCK YOU GUYS

TIME TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATIS

:(

"moving on" is such a smug emotion or whatever it is.