Conga Rats, Dimmy! :party

:) CONGRATS :)

They grow there though? They only grow here for about a month, right before frost.

In LA we have farming schools and after a little rain they grow out of the cow poop, also in north cali were it rains everyday but the have actual dairy farms there. The best ones are grown in basements out of wood chips though. Doesn't smell and taste like poo. ;)

the ones here always grow in cemeteries (spooky) And they taste like dirty peanuts.

what did you name your daughter dimnos?

He named her Dirty Peanuts

:eek

HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER BILL, BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXPENSIVE

I'm all kinds of cheap. I didn't feel like fixing my freezer door so I put clear tape around and call it the "Po-Lock"

That's like a pun on three levels.

Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.

WHY IS THAT BABY ORANGE? HAS IT BEEN EATING ORANGES OR SOMETHING?

Dimnos got laid! :eek

Aw, well done.

She looks like a proper baby and everything. Not like the ugly ones.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she's so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

congratulations!

BABIES, FEH

You have a cute kiddo Dim, I'm at home now so I can actually see the picture. :) I take it it'll be years till you get XBOX live again though :(

his life is over now

gotta follow ma crackbong dreams

hey guys, in a confrontation being the bigger person is NEVER the way to go.
be the rotten person and fuck those fuckers in the face.

i'm confused

CRAAACCCCKKBOOOOONNNNGGGG

Holy shit, my stepdad is trying to fix the oven, and keeps starting electric shocks. They are getting worse, but so far he's managed to not get electrocuted. I'm just waiting for a scream and the smell of charred flesh.

THAT'S WHY MEN ARE AWESOME. WE RE-ANIMATE THINGS WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY!!!!

OR DIE TRYING.

:pagebrak

Yay for babies on this page too. :D

Wow, people are assholes. I was running home, and since it was 12 AM and incredibly foggy and wet, I slipped and sprained my left leg, and bashed the fuck out my my right one. So, I'm basically dragging myself home, and someone drives by, and stops. Our conversation went something like
'Are you okay?'
'I hurt my legs; I can't walk very well...'
'Oh, where do you live?'
'About three blocks away; I have to get through the ditch to get home.'
'Oh, okay. 'Night.'
And he drove off, leaving me to an uncertain fate. Thanks, asshole.

Same thing happened to me in broad daylight when I hit a pothole while riding my bicycle. I ended up being nearly run over by "some lady" while I gradually staggered to my feet, dragged my wrecked ride to the side of the road, then, when nothing else happened, I motioned her along. Admittedly this was in the day without cell-phones, but still, it woulr have been nice if she had rolled down her f***ing window and asked if I was OK. Bitch.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE NAVAL BASE IN ALAMEDA CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEWCWEAR WESSELS ARE?

IDK. I was thinking about getting a new box this Christmas. Anyone know if I can buy an arcade version and just slap my old HD on it and thus save $100?

I'm pretty sure you can. But I really don't know.

Yeah I dont see why I couldnt. Knowing my luck though Ill drop the $200 for it and find the arcade version doesnt allow for HD support. That or come to find out its my HD that is the problem. :\

well with the problems you were having it could be your HD. should plug your HD into somebody elses and try to play your arcade games and shit.

Can you trade your old one in for credit towards a new one?

Doubt it. :\

:(

you can slap the hard drive onto the other systems >:

I have the arcade version and I'm pretty sure you can install a hard drive into it.

The missing HD is the only difference isnt it?

That and whenever you turn it on for the first time, you get a message telling you to man up and buy a real xbox.

How thoughtful of them

What if OAO fell in love with the PS3?

XBOXes are for gays, get a PS3

Exclusively on XBOX GAY

OMG what if OAO made a baby with Courage?

But don't you get a tank with the gay tony thing? Tanks = not gay

The cannon is a giant phallus.

Typical chojin art, like my user pic

you're allowed to change that, btw

No fucking way, you changed it and now everybody has to look at it for eternity. I've been keeping it out of spite and if you want it gone, YOU have to change it.

Screwdrivers are so delicious, but they make me hate me the next day. :(

EATING IS BAD FOR ME AS ARE WOMAN

And GO ISLANDERS

yeah, whatever happened to kitsa?

GODDAMNED JAPANESESES WITH THEIR HAX ON MY L4D2 >:

the dizzy saga shall continue in this thread:
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69703811

In memory to Lizzy

NEVER FORGET

This thread is different from yesterday. WTF

I like how all the L4D quotes got thrown in the other thread too.

I wasn't even talking about L4D when I made those quotes AND NEITHER WERE YOU, ADMIT IT.

I LEFT HER 4 DEAD

She's cooking buns in her oven.

YOU LEFT HER 4 HEAD

I LEFT HER 4 RED

YOU LEFT HER 4 BREAD (HARRITY)

He apparently isn't a friend of officer Murphy.

:lol

... and it's almost done - just a few more weeks. :)

GOTTA MAKE SURE TO PUT SOME EXTRA ICING ON THOSE BUNS BEFORE THEY'RE DONE

ew @ me

oh wait this is the wrong thread :(

it always is

Man I miss too much by not coming in here. Well I gots my first new years resolution early then.

Plus, 205 in bowling league yesterday. Yay me :P

My record is 175. :/ I don't bowl EVER and that was a stretch over a summer where I played with a friend every other day.

:pagebrak

I miss bowling :(

Have someone wheel your ass over and push the ball with your tongue.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Congrats. I miss bowling too

So what did you miss, exactly? (Congrats on the bowling)

I was gonna comment on this user who is now logged in
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10892
but then I decided that I'm not really interested in keeping them talking.

haha i saw that person too and was like "WHOISYOU"

I hate the people who only comment in the article threads. Why do they even bother posting? I mean, other than to make themselves feel like they're best buds with the freaks who write for/created this site.

Dude, did you see her artshit thread? :lol

In all honesty, I'm sure most of them don't know the forum exists. The article comment system is integrated into the forums.

I think. I'M NOT A CODEMASTER.

thats the impression i got, too

Now I remember her. :(

I AIN'T YOUR BUDDY PAL. :lol

I just have friends. I wish I had 'friend buddies' or 'buddy pals' though

All sorts of stuff

Hahhaha too bad she couldn't do that joke with me.

Pent, you have seen that southpark right?

Nope, I only catch Southpark on occasion when my friend is watching it while I am hanging with him. I will give that a look though.

Is that looped? Or does it actually go on like that for one and a half minutes in the actual episode? :lol

Nah that's looped, but all throughout the episode they do that. In total it probably adds up to 5 minutes. :(

Once I get around to getting the cable guy to the new pad, I can catch up on that show

or go to http://allsp.com/

Nice, imma bookmark that right now

Too tired to stay up anymore, but I wanted to share this because I thought it was pretty damn cool. An underwater volcano erupting got caught on video

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749...ption-17192019

I have 2 more episodes of Dexter season 4 to watch. God dam slow downloads.