dude that's not what you did at all im delighted

oh..
:pagebrak
thing.

I'm glad to have a hate/hate relationship with you, dawg.

sometimes i wish you were funny :(

the sad thing about you fathom zero is that its when you're trying to be "fun" that threads get boring :(

I know. That's why I don't post to be funny anymore.

I'm doing a pretty good job at it, too. And that's a stupid thing to wish for. I mean, why would anyone want to wish for that?

I just wish that there was some variation in your personality besides stuck up boring dude :O

also i hate how you're at least as much of a jerk as i am but you're too much of a pussy to actually act on it.

Sounds like somebody I know, wakka wakka. Oh man, I crack me up. :lol

haha yea that's really funny

It is!

omg an exclamation point

I didn't even know people as mature as you were capable of EXCLAIMING

I wish I could be abrasive as opposed to passive-aggressive.

me too. only worthless people are passive-aggressive.

IF ONLY SOMEONE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WOULD POST IN THIS THREAD :rolleyes

THAT PERSON ISN'T ME :rolleyes

YOURE GOING TO GIVE ME AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS :(

I'D RATHER BE AGGRESSIVELY PASSIVE

merry christmas eve :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE ELX YOU FAGGOT

i'm going to wrap presents and pass the fuck out

I got my gifts wrapped earlier in the afternoon, but I almost didn't have enough wrapping paper, and had to get creative besides to wrap what I had with... what I had

It's Christmas! Sucked in northern hemisphere! And to all a good night.

Got all the wrapping done, except for what I have to buy today. :Procrastinator

I just printed out a bunch of pages that said THIS IS GIFT WRAP and used that.

thats funny

Merry Christmas Eve indeed. My christmas present came early. My ex Dizzymislizzy stole some of my checks last month and has forged $3,000 of my checks payable to her(She attempted up to $9,000). I talked to my bank and the police. Charges were pressed and she was finally arrested on monday. Now I'm waiting for my court date. She was let out of jail on tuesday and now wants to pay me back directly and to drop the charges. Not going to happen. I've had to call off work to deal with these things the last week, close my bank acount and open a new one. I probably should have done my christmas shopping earlier but I wasn't expecting to get robbed by someone I trusted either.

After stealing from me why would I trust you enough for you to pay me back directly when you lie to me constantly. Then you say you're moving to North Carolina instead of righting your wrongs. Don't blame me for ruining your future. You ruined that yourself as soon as you put your greedy hands into motion. I might have a cripple back, balding and rugged good looks but I'm through listening to your nonsense.

:airhorn

AWESOME!
TAKE THAT YOU CAKE GOBBLING BITCH!
NO CAKE FOR YOU!

first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR

She is SOOOOOOOO over you. :lol2

You are an artiste.

Bill wins by default.

in related news, i got a text yesterday from this girl going "don't tell anyone but I'm 2 months pregnant"

immediately i start going FUCK FUCK FUCK :( (yes i used a condom, fuck you) then she follows it up with it being some other guy's

crisis averted

Gonna make an honest woman out of her? It could be like A Walk in the Clouds, Keanu.



You, too, can end up married to a semi-attractive woman.

I miss Matt Hardy's old titantron video with all those facts in them

MERRY CHRISTMAS :D

Fuck Christmas.

This has always been the fucking worst holiday of all fucking time and I refuse to do anything on it but take free shit and give my family the finger. And drink. Heavily.

Really, Halloween and 4th of July are the only holidays that have ever not sucked dick

:lol Merry Christmas jerks.

Grishnak, I don't believe you're real. How bored are you on your christmas/birthday if you're here commenting on old topics.

The Indy games are tough, but very enjoyable to play.
But seriously, Last Crusade is rediculous. You HAVE to know where to look for some things.

Happy Holidays.

I see myself as nonreligious; (I'm not an athiest, though) yet I still celebrate Christmas, and to a lesser extent, Channukah. Is this wrong?

I celebrate Chanukah and Christmas and god-of-their-choice help anyone who tries to stop me.

Is it really Rogs birthday today?

Yep :eek

Happy Birthday, then.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BDAY MR. BARR

Your Christmas present was also your birthday present, you ungrateful little shit

Happy Birthday Count Pickleman Mock

I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.

no?

Shit, a valedictorian with a broken jaw was trying to get on my dick tonight. TOP THAT HOE MA

:(

I left a date early AND missed Joe Strummer tribute night to get up early and cover a shift at work.

:toppinamerica

the what if girl!??

DUNDUNDUURRRRR!

I wish I had christmas sex. :(

i wish i'd been drunk all day on christmas

Haha, interestingly enough, that was one of the gifts I received for my birthday this year.

Thanks for the birthday wishes guys :picklehat

Oh, Yay for age, Sir Mock. Holiday birthdays suck, don't they?

Happy Birthday, -Rog-.

ANYONE HERE I AM HIGH

I am here for a bit. High on the grass?

weeeeeeeeeds yo

happy belated birthday rog :)

I forgot to say Happy Birthday Roger. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOI

HAPPY GETTING OLD ROGER YOU OLD MAN

HAPPY IT'S-YOUR-CHRISTMAS-PRESENT-AND-YOUR-BIRTHDAY-PRESENT DAY ROGER B

Happy birthday Cedar.

I already did on my birthday.

Shut up about your suburban love story!

Unless she does dirty things. In which case, do tell.

Share with you guys?

whataminew?

You should have airhorned her on christmas.

Ever airhorn em in the vag 10k?

Not yet.

So I had my wisdom teeth cut out today. It was kind of weird, I got dizzy and lightheaded when they first shot me up, woke up about 30 seconds later to the doctor and nurses freaking out, then went back to sleep and timeskipped to about two hours later.

Then I got Percocets and have been popping those pretty frequently for the past 6 hours. Feels good man. I'm glad my gums finally stopped bleeding and that bloody spit stopped pooling in my mouth.

Overall, B+, would have surgery again.

Guitar Woman your always talkin about shit.

I'm getting mine out either end of this week or next week. :(

Maybe we could trade meds or something.

I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.

happy birthday willie

you're early but thank you!

I think that's like the fifth time i've heard that story ;/

That happened to me when I had my wisdom teeth removed, except instead of sending a gift basket I drank a lot of chocolate shakes.

I probably should get my widsom teeth removed. They were pretty painful at the end of 2008 but by that time I ran out of PTO at work. They feel okay now but prob shold still be taken out.

1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. ???????????
4. Feels fucking amazing man

I should have surgery more often.

Or buy dried poppy pods. <3 Opioids

FIXED

Apparently I don't get to have a C-section until the end of next month. :( I am fairly bummed about this.

Didn't it used to take women 9 months to complete this shit?

Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced. :(

is she having the baby in jail?

pay someone in jail to punch her in the stomach everyday, pregnant or not.

Eat the baby. Not Kitsa's baby though. We will love kitsa's baby.

Drink one for me buddy.

This also works for high school.

That's because high school is like prison, except you don't learn anything

Happy birthdays to Willie and Shrub. :)

Yes Happy bday indeed to them and Pub as well.

Happy birethdayu willie andg shrub. I'm working on drinknig

so my current position is getting eliminated as of the end of the year, and i was supposed to get a new one, but nobody's contacted me about it yet

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Damn gubberment. Demand the new posishe.

Speaking of cracked molars, I cracked my molar about a month ago. On Sunday, I accidentally bit on a piece of bacon with that tooth, and now I'm missing about half the goddamn tooth.
The worst part is, I have a terrible, TERRIBLE phobia of dentists; if I hear a dentist's drill in any situation, I start to lock up and freak out. Thus, I'm being IV sedated, like-a you!
On the pus side, I get to chill out of hydrocodon or whatever for a few weeks until after the work. :hypno

What? No demerol? Your doing it wrong. :\

Is it the chick in prison? Tell her you will drop the charges if she makes a stop at planned parenthood. :lol

But no really... If your going to be a father congrats dude. Its no where near as bad as you think its going to be. Its actually pretty great, especially if you have a boy. I cant tell you how many afternoons I have spent sitting around with the boy watching a movie or playing a game when the wife wanted me to do some work around the house. "But I told the boy I would spend time with him. We are bonding. Important father son things." ;)

happy birthday mr willie, I hope you hear back from your job.

happy birthday also to shrub.

happy birthday also to big tex, if it is your birthday

10K, that baby isn't from DML is it?

God like you need that