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MetalMilitia Jul 17th, 2008 09:46 PM

Battlefield Heroes is a really good game. It fills me with child-like joy.

HickMan Jul 17th, 2008 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 569370)
i wasn't sure :(

THE STATE THAT LOOKS LIKE A GLOVE

Tadao Jul 18th, 2008 12:46 AM


Not You Jul 18th, 2008 12:49 AM


Esuohlim Jul 18th, 2008 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 569377)
THE STATE THAT LOOKS LIKE A GLOVE

At least it's not the one that looks like a cock :x

Kitsa Jul 18th, 2008 09:58 AM

I was getting ready to take out the garbage this morning and when I picked up the garbage bag there were maggots everywhere. It was disgusting, and I'm saying that with a certification in forensic entomology where I had to deal with maggots. Ugh.

Right into the shower after that one.

Fathom Zero Jul 18th, 2008 10:08 AM

I need a drink.

HickMan Jul 18th, 2008 10:31 AM

I saw Batman at midnight 15 and it was GOOD :x

Now I'm going to chicago for Animal Collective! Seeya guys!

Brandi, xoxo

Fathom Zero Jul 18th, 2008 10:42 AM

On Youtube, I got a message from "emosuselim."

I thought it was MR. HILLMOUSE

Colonel Flagg Jul 18th, 2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 569425)
I was getting ready to take out the garbage this morning and when I picked up the garbage bag there were maggots everywhere.

Oh boy, that takes me back - about 3 years ago, we cleaned out the freezer and "forgot" about one block of ice that went in a trash can I don't normally empty regularly - yard waste mostly. A few weeks later, I noted a smell out by the shed, opened the lid of the can (big mistake) and saw hundreds of maggots crawling over the now thawed meat.

Maggots. Why did it have to be maggots?

Guitar Woman Jul 18th, 2008 02:14 PM

Every time I see McClain's signature, I think he posted something horrendous and then Chojin had to take it down.

Kitsa Jul 18th, 2008 02:35 PM

Yeah. When we got our certification the professor celebrated with a pig roast and white rice. I'd just spent 2 days picking maggots out of dead pigs and I ate dinner at Arby's that night.

There's just something fundamentally squirmy about maggots, I don't know what it is. It's not like they'd eat living flesh.

The one good thing was that the maggots brought the wolf spiders out of the woodwork and I had a grand old time doing away with those.

Fathom Zero Jul 18th, 2008 04:21 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qjo4pVpo-qg&feature=related

Fathom Zero Jul 18th, 2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 413513)
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful

PSHAW

ElPila666 Jul 18th, 2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 569406)
At least it's not the one that looks like a cock :x

which one is it? :confused:

Tadao Jul 18th, 2008 06:24 PM

Americas wang

ElPila666 Jul 18th, 2008 06:45 PM

oh man i imagine the sexual jokes about it when Castro send cubans to live in miami back in the 80's

Tadao Jul 18th, 2008 07:48 PM

Yeah, Cubans play with the tip too much, the shaft needs attention too.

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 12:19 AM

I ramble a bit in this. http://torrifica.blogspot.com/2008/0...ng-unwell.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torrifica
Friends of mine know I have perodic bursts of inactivity and depression. This is when my facade of happiness with myself and my sarcasm fall in on themselves, revealing a deep, seething hatred for the world. Why does it have to be so goddamn boring? Why must I play the Game? Why must I be that way? Why shouldn't it just be the music that matters? Well, there comes a time when one must face said music. it's a cruel ruse. It's a momentary escape. Movies are escapes. Books. Stories. They're all alike. They fashion whimsical tales of adventure with easily visible villains, where the bad guy loses while good guy gets the girl and saves the day. Recently, it's been more of the anti-hero than a genuine one.

I saw the Dark Knight today. It wa a good movie. But for me, that's what movies are. I see through them. They are just movies. Their message of how justice is blind and somehow people rely on others to do what they find unsavoury for the "greater good" is pathetically boring. Brooding individuals may take solace in that, but I'm not one of those kinds of brooders. The message of the Joker being alone in his mindset were only partially right. While no singular person is the harbinger of chaos, it's the little things that add up.

The business man that cuts off the mother of five on the highway, causing her to slam on the brakes, smashing the rear of her car into the front of the one behind her. The mailman that drops an envelope containing a paycheck or love letter and forgets about it because "it wasn't important." The neighbor that shoots your dog. The cousin in rehab after years of smack and theft from family members. It isn't just one man. It's the darkness in ourselves. Everything we do has an adverse effect on everybody else. Don't let someone else hurt you. If you don't want true evil to win, you can't let it get to you. If a store has tom close early, it was for a reason. And even if it wasn't, what would it matter? What can one do?

And I'm not just talking about morality, either. Story in general. Lives are boring and generally lifeless. There's no more room for adventure in the world. There's none left, either, so good thing. There is nothing left unexplored by humanity. We have infested every nook and cranny of this globe. What about man vs. man? Good vs. Evil. An intersting point. I've already said how there's no real villain in the world. But why shouldn't bad win? It's easier to be, certainly. But there isn't a bad guy to fight. If you can apply a face to bad, you can do the same to good and you've got yourself a movie. You never can, though. Life isn't that intersting. No one ever is either. The only excepton I can think of was Hitler, but he's been gone a while now. Inspiring as he is, people are hardly up to a similar task. So we watch. We read. We live vicariously through characters while reading or watching T.V. We know nothing else.

But I have the distinct sense of hope. Something odd is about to happen. Something extraordinary that will buck the trends. Normal things like oil crises or religious wars will stop as something will rear it's head, be it good or bad. Change is coming, foundation shaking change that will warp the way we interpret information and see life and all of its idiotic nuances. I wait for this day. Until then, I will continue my cycle of depression/kickassery and hopefully write something that means something, anything, one day.


Pub Lover Jul 19th, 2008 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 569543)
Okay, so it seems my Atari 2600 is borked. Anyone want to send me theirs? I'll draw you pretty pictures.


Pub Lover Jul 19th, 2008 02:18 AM

HEY DYLAN!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sionainn (Post 569512)
I just watched Road House 2 and Jake Busey is my god, I love his douchey douchebaginess.
I have House party on in the background, and I think the hi top fade hairstyle is destined for a comeback any day now.


Pub Lover Jul 19th, 2008 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 569555)
I totally saw one in the goodwill today for 20 quid.

Uh... listen Luv, unless you 'appened to wander into a shop in Britain I dun't think it was labeled in a currency that has the slang quid associated wiff it.

Huggs an' kisses, babes.

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 03:18 AM

It's the teeth. The smile. awww... awww FUCK.

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 03:19 AM

By the way, there's a lot of bork going around.

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 03:20 AM

:hypno

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 03:25 AM


liquidstatik Jul 19th, 2008 03:47 AM


Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 04:14 AM

That girl on the right... what's wrong with her teeth?

liquidstatik Jul 19th, 2008 04:22 AM

she has braces they don't hurt too bad

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 04:24 AM

I can't stand her face, but the girl on the left is quite pretty. For a mackerel.

liquidstatik Jul 19th, 2008 04:26 AM


liquidstatik Jul 19th, 2008 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 569570)
I can't stand her face, but the girl on the left is quite pretty. For a mackerel.

i think the girl with braces is cute :(

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 04:38 AM

You're out of your gourd. And probably breaking a few laws.

Guitar Woman Jul 19th, 2008 06:53 AM

liquidstatik could you stop liking ugly girls for a little while please

wobzire Jul 19th, 2008 10:31 AM

Hey guys! Working on a weekend? YOU KNOW IT!

Girl Drink Drunk Jul 19th, 2008 10:51 AM

I'm not :lol

wobzire Jul 19th, 2008 11:02 AM

well. you sure showed me.

Shrubfest Jul 19th, 2008 11:15 AM

Wobsire, you're always working on the weekend.

wobzire Jul 19th, 2008 12:21 PM

I know. I'm so ashamed.

Tadao Jul 19th, 2008 02:05 PM

Hi guys! Who has two thumbs and is retired?

wobzire Jul 19th, 2008 02:16 PM

Who?

MattJack Jul 19th, 2008 04:28 PM

Canada has no weekends.

It's a fact.

wobzire Jul 19th, 2008 04:36 PM

:themoreyouknow

Tadao Jul 19th, 2008 05:31 PM

In Canada every day is a weak day.

Tadao Jul 19th, 2008 08:07 PM

Scifi channel is only playing halfway decent movies today :(

Fathom Zero Jul 19th, 2008 11:13 PM

RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR

liquidstatik Jul 19th, 2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 569585)
liquidstatik could you stop liking ugly girls for a little while please

:rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 19th, 2008 11:36 PM

Starting in 26 minutes I'll be on vacation for a week! Going to get a 24 pack of IPA and go to town. Then when I get back I'll be playing some Heroes 3. Then more ale.

ElPila666 Jul 20th, 2008 01:05 AM

:(


MattJack Jul 20th, 2008 01:16 AM

:(

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 01:56 AM


liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 01:56 AM

edited just for icockery :rolleyes

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 03:49 AM


>:

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 05:24 AM

liquidstatik someday you will realize that orange 16 year olds are ugly












and go for the vampyric toned ones instead

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 05:32 AM

i admit those 2 on the left are ugly as sin but the one in the middle is hot dude :(

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 05:40 AM

but she's not cute

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 05:49 AM

She's actually not hot either. She has no curves. He looks like a boy with boobs. Liquid, do you like little boys with boobs?

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 05:50 AM

You don't come here enough if you don't know the answer to that

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 05:52 AM

It's not that I don't know the answer. I'm callin' him out.

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 05:54 AM

he also wouldn't see that as a bad thing, so I don't know what your purpose is :<

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 05:56 AM

Whatever it was, you've ruined it. I'm goin' to bed.

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 05:56 AM

PS- <3

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 05:57 AM

I hope that hearts to me >:

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 05:57 AM

for being such a jerk >:

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 05:58 AM

You didn't answer my question, liquid!

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 05:58 AM

You need to earn your hearts!

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 05:59 AM

a little boy with boobs would be deformed, so no :x

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 05:59 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha <3

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 05:59 AM

or fat, so still no :x

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:00 AM

;D

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:00 AM

GW what are your taste in ladies huh?

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 06:01 AM

You'd better get those 16 year olds before your next birthday!

Edit -directed to liquid

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 569739)
GW what are your taste in ladies huh?

Kitty Genovese. :(

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 06:06 AM

thishorsenoise: she does too have curves :(
thishorsenoise: at lest i thought boobs counted as curves :x
MLE: she's got no hips
MLE: her hips haven't even started developing
MLE: which is eww
thishorsenoise: i dont know if i told you or not
thishorsenoise: but the girls i fuck always tell me my hips stab them and it hurts :(
MLE: hahahhahaha
thishorsenoise: so if she had huge hips
thishorsenoise: we'd clash
thishorsenoise: and they'd shatter
thishorsenoise: :(
MLE: actually
MLE: larger hips make the spacing better
MLE: and gives more stability
thishorsenoise: srsly?
thishorsenoise: idk i never fucked a girl whose hips stuck out D:
MLE: you need to mature your tasted in women.
thishorsenoise: i just know girls think it's hot
thishorsenoise: until we fuck then they won't shut up
thishorsenoise: i just can't get into older women idk :(
MLE: Girls, the hips don't stick out in the front, they do on the side
MLE: cause you're a pedo
thishorsenoise: yeah but WHOSE TO JUDGE ;_;

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:07 AM



? :x

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:07 AM

I dunno, I generally like shy, reserved, intelligent girls with pale complexions and black hair

Emos pretty much

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:08 AM

thats who google said Kitty Genovese was ;x

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:08 AM

also fuck you

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 06:08 AM

hahahahahahaha i was THIS CLOSE ->| |<- to posting that picture.

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:08 AM

emos are intelligent?

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:08 AM

google is a liar I meant the dead one

MLE Jul 20th, 2008 06:09 AM

I think he means emo or geek LOOKING girls. Kinda like you like girls who look like they're 13-14.

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:09 AM

she got stabbed and

NO ONE GAVE A SHIT

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:10 AM

GW I WAS ENJOYING THIS UNTIL YOU BROUGHT THE TOURETTES GUY INTO IT

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 569751)
I think he means emo or geek LOOKING girls. Kinda like you like girls who look like they're 13-14.

It's not how young they look, it's how young they feel

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:10 AM

FOR CLARITY


YEAH SHUT UP ABOUT HER EYEBROWS YOU COCK MONGLER

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:12 AM

eeeeeeeww

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:13 AM

to be fair I think every girl YOU'VE ever posted is gross

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:14 AM

at least they're still alive

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:16 AM

they've only been that way for like 8 years

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:17 AM

thers way more videos of little girls pop lockin' droppin it on youtube than i thought there'd be :x

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 06:20 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mPZwXxQO7hs :lol

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 06:55 AM

man, Wolfmother's new songs are ridiculously dark. I always listen to them as a remedy when I'm feeling shitty, how am I going to do that when they're playing Sabbath doom metal :<

Shrubfest Jul 20th, 2008 08:50 AM

I ate all my jaffa cakes.

Damn.

wobzire Jul 20th, 2008 09:59 AM

Sunday morning. at work. at 7am. so hungover still drunk, in the worst possible way. How are you guys doing?

Shrubfest Jul 20th, 2008 10:27 AM

Shit. I hate Sundays.

It's half two, and the only thing I want to do is comfort eat chocolate due to loathing and misery.

wobzire Jul 20th, 2008 10:33 AM

I agree! But also want sleep. sweet beautiful sleeeeppp

Shrubfest Jul 20th, 2008 11:40 AM

Sleeps always good. Loss of conciousness=not having to be in sundays.

wobzire Jul 20th, 2008 11:52 AM

Mmmmmm... Sounds nice.

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 12:15 PM

I cannot sleep as I have to do half a semester's worth of homework today :<

if I fall asleep I have my siblings come and start sticking me with a thumbtack until I get up again. Effective!


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