Oh fuck, and then you always have everyone packed up to go five minutes before the end of class because people can tell when somebody's gearing to go and do likewise, and the teacher gets irritated and deliberately starts babbling as much as she possibly can and time slows to a crawl

In my rhetoric class, the prof was taking attendance, and when he called out this girl who's last name is BROWN-RING, I started laughing uncontrollably :(

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I really fucking hate the shit that comes out of this guys mouth.

Is ZeldaQueen an UberTroll, or is someone actually encouraging this?

MetaTroll*

UberMetaTroll! >:

Normal people are trolls in bizarro world.

She is normal? :eek

Fuck non-bizarro world if she is normal. >:

And by 'fuck' I mean 'to hell with'. >:

No way I'd bone such a shitbag. >:


Although, if she offered... :love

She needs something to keep her mouth busy.

Dude, you're being trolled! Don't rise to it, Man.

I'm glad I apparently missed this.

I know! I know! She's just too... normal. >:

On the venn diagram of Glowbelly & ZeldaQueen's interests, is there much correlation? :eek


Where is Fartin? I want to talk about dildos. >:

That was the sole intersect between GB and that crazy lawn mowerer's Interest Venn. :(

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wait what :(

One Christmas my grandmother got me a sushi set. :loveThen she insisted I use it immediately to make sushi for her and my grandfather. :)

I was puzzled about this because I never knew them to be especially open to sushi-style options, particularly seaweed wraps and/or anything raw. But we went out to the Asian grocery and bought sushi rice and wraps, along with pickles and wasabi because I was trying to think of something that would be palatable to them. :|

So we get home, I make the sushi rice, I make rolls of rice, wasabi, and strips of leftover turkey.

My grandmother picks it apart, dislikes the nori (seaweed wrap). She opines that the sushi would be better if it were wrapped in bologna. And without wasabi.:\

I make a second set of rolls, rice and turkey wrapped in bologna. As you can imagine, bologna doesn't really stick to itself and makes a shitty sushi wrap. But I aim to please.:)

My grandmother surveys the floppy bologna-wrapped turkey and rice and pours a liberal amount of turkey gravy over it, then eats it.:hypno

She now tells everyone she's had sushi.:lol

I've got a sushi roll she can gum at.

Gotta make everything ugly, don't you.

Yeah :(


:lol

At first I thought, Grandma and Grandpa doesn't know what sushi is and is gonna hate it, then I though, this could be surprising and maybe they'll love it. But then it didn't. :(

I use to have to make smoked salmon and cooked fish rolls for my less risk taking friends. I've made a chicken roll but never made a turkey roll.

Yes. She probably also likes tofu, but without the bean curd.

OMFG no way :(

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