GENERAL BADNESS

GENITAL REDNESS

JERRYCURL MADNESS

nvm i found the song

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WAS IT ANAL CUNT

IT WAS EITHER ANAL CUNT OR FULL BLOWN AIDS

I remember Capn'Crunch being big on AC.

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AC are garbage. I don't know what possessed me to willingly listen to that shit 8 years ago

Rongi you sure do have have a lot of regrets!

yeah :(

i mean listening to bad music when i was a teenager isn't really that big of a regret

this whole living up to the standards you want to live up to thing i don't really put enough effort into. i should change that

great look at what you did milhouse, you made me post a bunch of gay shit f u >:

I bring out the worst in people :(

I listened to nothing but awesome music when I was a teenager!

Alone in my mum's basement on a Friday night.


Yeah, we all have regrets.

SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT GOINg OT AND tALKING To PEOPLE BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT THEY ARE WORTHLESS ASSHOLES AND I WILL HAVE TO HEAR A BUNCH OF SHIT IVE ALREADY HEARD BEFORE AND I WILL BE REALLY BORED

SO YOU LOGGED ON TO I-MOCKERY.COM.

YEA IT MAKES IT BETTER IF I DONT HAVE TO HEAR VOICES AND PAUSES FOR EMPHASIS

FUCKING HELL

Someone listened to anal cunt for enjoyment. And you say I suck.

Yeah but I don't listen to AC anymore and you still suck

oh so I guess that means



now.

KHALJORN YOU REMIND ME OF THE MORE BITTERLY MISANTHROPIC OF MY PAST FRIENDS AND I OCCASIONALLY WISH I-MOCKERY WAS A BAR

some Chicago radio station used to have "I Beat Up Billy Corgan Day" and it was supposed to be people who went to school with him talking about kicking the shit out of him one way or another. Probably a lot were fake.

Some spambot just posted "Wear your children warm and lovely with Australia", as a thread title. I thought pram was back.

THE BEST BAR EVER.

I-Mockery Chat (KAHLJORN HAS A JERRYCURL MADNESS)

i'd like to beat up billy corgan.


so i was in line at a store and the conversation between the clerk and the man in front of me included the word "illegals" so i automatically tuned it out entirely. apparently in doing so i missed something.

she rings me up, saying "don't you think it would be fun?"
"what?"
"to shoot obama with a bb gun."
"... no. no, i don't think so."
"what? why not?"
"... 12 dollars, here you go." i hand her some moneys.
she gives me change, saying "shoot, that's where i'd be if i weren't here."

fortunately you'll always be here.

:lol

Report her to the Secret Service.

GROCER WANTS TO PUT OBAMAS EYE OUT

I got kicked out of a pool place for making a scene. I beat some guy in a game. (I'm terrible at pool so he must have been horrible) And then I shouted "I'm the wiz! Nobody beats me!" and strutted like the wiz. They came up and told me I'd have to leave. I guess he was a regular or something and they thought I was shaming him. I have no idea.

:lol

im gonnado that sometime i poolshark somebody and see if i get kicked out

that's amazing :lol

That's awesome. I want to do that.

I do stupid shit all the time when I win at my regular pool hall. But the place was closed during the day so I went to some place I didn't know.

This place was worse than my normal one though since the one I go to usually is free pool as long as you order something. This one I had to pay for the table.

The last game of pool I played my opposition was as shit as me, and we were taking so long that we had to make house rules where you could use the big end of the stick and everyone got three shots in a row.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE PARTAKEN IN A ROUND OF SNOOKER :posh

I'm pickling my right hand.

This has been a decent evening's entertainment:

WishbookWeb- archived Christmas catalogs.

you are very easily entertained.

:lol

What colour/flavour?

left hand black

Nott-dry.

Apparently I am.

I was laughing at the faces in the 80's catalogs, though.

It was all exactly as ugly as I remembered it.

know what word i like a lot?

monongahela.

ypsilanti

the monongahela river runs through morgantown, wv, in monongalia county. monongalia is stupid. monongahela is great.

i used to live in morgantown. i just moved to morganton, nc. fuck. what the FUCK.

also i live off a road named hartland.

i think these assholes just like dropping letters.

KALAMAZOOOOOOOOOOOO

:lol

POUGHKEEPSIE

Kickapoo

Kitsa, I approve of the money laundering Santa Claus.

dat nigga has 2 many raindeer

My pumpkin pie cheesecake turned out very well!

SHEBOYGAN >:

can anybody with access to some kind of leet torrent sitetell me if they have LARSON COLLEGE ALGEBRA EIGHTH EDITION on there? I saw one on the bay but nobody is seeding it :(

I found it on demonoid.

LOL

The contents of this torrent were not created by me. They were uploaded by WAREZBB from megarapid.net.

I uploaded it as a torrent to make it much easier to find, considering how hard it was for me to find it. Well I ended up finding it at the site in the readme, but for those not quite that technically savvy, this should make it much easier. Also there's no telling how long until they remove it.

Textbook distributors have a stranglehold on students, who are practically REQUIRED to buy "this exact book" by "this exact author", in "this exact edition." These companies know this, and re-release the same book with a "new edition" number to make people buy it again. I seriously doubt much about math has changed in the last year.

Anyway, enjoy doing your homework without having to sell a kidney.


The contents are as follows:

College Algebra 8th edition
Precalculus 8th edition
Calculus: early transcendental functions 4th edition
Algebra and Trigonometry 8th edition

its only like 100 mb but u gotta wait until my complete collection of family guy finishes downloading. blu ray 1080p too. 45gb. it done in december.

Family Guy >:

I have a copy of this one if it helps.

i used to go to the library and rent out the far side collections all the time rip gary larson

yea i actually found it on demonoid and somebody started seeding it overnight :O :O thanks thrasho.

you have a physical copy of it, willie?

the internet just saved me 200 dollars ;O

10000volt ghost is not willie

although i guess he could go by willie if he want to

my mathbook is a custom edition so i couldn't even pirate it if i wanted to >: >: >: >: >: >:

He's not dead yet.

maybe that's what he calls it when he cuts a gasser

he ripped a mad larson

If I did decide to go to school, do I have to have a physical book in my classes? Do they check or make you look at the book during class? Cuz I could see the internet saving me a ton if I do decide school is my thing again.

That's completely dependent on the department and the professor or whomever is there. I got suckered and bought the books for all my classes my first semester. The second semester I bought 2/7. I've never bought another book since. Fuck books.

i dunno why i thought billiam was willie :(

i got 2 of my books on audible. i have a 3+ hour commute every day, so I end up being way ahead in all of them.

last semesteri had a US History class that you absolutely had to have the book or youd be fucked during the weekly reading quizes because the professor didnt lecture out of the book.

It's worse when you're unlucky enough to have the head of your department as one of the authors of a book, because then it's practically fucking mandatory.

Oh, yes, that fucking sucks.

Back when I had to get a REAL PDR every year, before it was online, we would have professors once in a while who actually expected us to lug the stupid thing around.

The art book that Kahl was asking about a few years ago, that prof was on faculty at the Art Institute and wanted to give all her lectures there, so we had to carry the damned thing all the way downtown in Chicago on the train. And then half the time she wouldn't even refer to it.

I hated the ones where the professors would have a stupid packet of xeroxed essays or something in a report binder and the bookstore would charge you the same as a textbook for it. That was ridiculous.

Trying to sell books back was a joke, too. The returns policy at the beginning of each semester was that you had to return the book in the first week for a full refund and before the end of the second week for a partial, and after that you were shit out of luck. I had several classes where the professor (either innocently or deliberately, I was never sure) couldn't make up his mind for three weeks whether you needed the book or not. By that time, it was too late to return it, but someone was waiting for you at the buyback table. $2 for a book you paid $175 for a week before. Fuck that.

This was 1998, by the way, so the ebay/craigslist/torrent route wasn't as viable then.

Fuck I'm old :(

Maybe we could combine like those two asshole horses from breath of fire 3 and turn into ultraman william.

I AM ANDROSS

Nice tapestry. And are you making a game based off of the movie Triple X?

That post makes me look like a dick. I'm just saying those things in jest, not trying to provoke you with dickishness. Sorry.

too late, i've already started crying

Is that the guy from dirt trax fx?

maya did an excellent job of mapping the pointy lumps and grooves of your head.

LOL ABORTIONS

Your BERT THE STRONG BABY one is the best. :lol

My mom got talked in to taking this BarleyLife stuff along with a bunch of other "AIM products" and I am searching online for information about it that is real and not their sponsored crap with testimonials. I can't find shit. My mom's friend shills the stuff and it was like 120 bucks for all the stuff she bought. I'm hoping the stuff isn't bad because these people have so many trash websites that just sell the stuff when I google them that I can't find any 'real' reviews.

so obama is pulling peeps out of Iraq, which is cool i guess

i texted this to a few people. one of them was opera singer girl and she was like "and what does this have to do with me...? lol"

man i don't think i care for this opera singer girl anymore

Just in time for re-election. He's probably been saving this one up for a while since he pulled the bin laden thing off too soon. It's nice that they're coming home, for sure. But couldn't they have done that a while back? What has changed within the last few years to warrant this pulling out?

I'm so pissed at the public school system right now. I thought it sucked when I went to school, I think its even worse now. Not one of his teachers let me know he was failing classes, the counciler did not notify me , nothin.
Back in my day if I was failing or dropping grades I would have had my parents called and I would have been required to stay in during lunch or after school to make up my grade.
They tell me they can not take the time to do this because they have too many students so its impossable to notify parents of failing kids.
Bullshit.
He has ADD, the school is aware of it and they are required to help him because of it, so he is on a program.
Now they say in order to help him he has to go to "special ed classes" and see the school psychologist.
The same quack who said my kid was anti social and depressed and had trouble finding friends in his peer group....(all false)
For fucks sake, all I am asking is for an email or phone call when his grades are falling, and for the teacher to keep him focused by reminding him to turn in work. I dont think it required a "special ed" teacher for that.
Sorry for the rant, carry on.

jesus, what the fuck kind of school system does your county run? my girlfriend's been calling parents for the past week because of failing kids. and several of her students have "special needs" that she has to accommodate for. to be fair i think a lot of it depends on the instructor, but it's a shame apparently none of his are ok.

did they not even send home progress reports/interim report cards?

Supposedly a progress report was sent home with my son. I never got it. I would not put it past a kid to hide a report card, but he has never done that before. No matter how bad his grades have been I always get them. The school is sending the report cards home with the kids instead of mailing them to save some money. Still I should be notified he is in danger of failing before the progerss report home. Especially if he is on a program to prevent this.

yeah, totally, that's bogus.

I was also told that the one A he got on his report cart was in error. Supposedly that teacher gave ever kid in the class an A, because he is suffering from Parkinsons.
WTH
I thought Parkinsons made you shaky, not mentally challenged.
So I asked what grade is he getting since it is not an A. They replied they havent figured it out yet.
This is the kind of school I an dealing with.

Time to give her the curtain call.

With no encore.

Wow that's ridiculous, is there a PTA?

Probably, I would have to ask and see. In elementry school there was. It was filled with stay at home moms and they were in charge of was school fundraising activities.
Not sure about high school.

I put a call into the principal, so maybe this will work. If not then I guess I go to the district school board, then to the state.
In the mean time all of his teachers are going to be gettting emails 2x a week asking about my son and his progress. No reply with 2 days and I will report them.
As for my son, once his grades go up I will give him back his computer to play Minecraft, his x box for Halo and maybe he may get the Obilvion expansion for his birthday in November. So hopefully that will motivate him.

High school's worthless in absolutely every respect. No one worthwhile even pays attention to it unless you've made straight-A's for all four years, are part the Honors Society, and in fifty clubs. Don't worry about it.

Unless he doesn't want to go to college or do anything else. That's a bit bigger an issue.

Are you talking about Skyrim? That's not an expansion to Oblivion, it's the next game in the Elder Scrolls series (Oblivion was The Elder Scrolls IV, Skyrim is The Elder Scrolls V) :minordetails