I've been looking for her penguin the last two weeks, can't find it. Pretty sure she devoured it.

10kvg - http://soundcloud.com/zachcollins/x-...t-two-ya-remix

my theme song - http://soundcloud.com/the-beards/you-should-consider

Hell yeah! Was doing the jimmy legs to this.

I just saw an advertisement at the top of the screen for sexy arab girls. I caught it just as I clicked to the next page, so I didn't get a chance to take a screenshot, but has anyone else seen it? Or was I imagining things?

Found it. It would only pop up when I searched the political section for some reason.

:lol

An article for when you don't fetch the sammitch fast enough. (???)

Prevention magazine tells you how to hide bruises

soo turns out my fine is500 dollars

Thats the larriest fine ever :(

:lol :( :(

even after mitigation? jesus fuck, california

California applies penalties to each fine that's assessed, and these penalties can double or triple the amount you actually owe the court.
My last ticket was $35 but after the court attached filing fees, documentation fees and what ever else it came to $175.00

I agree with Milpool :lol

I think it's more because they get 'spoken to' a lot.

Now that I have friends outside the internet I feel like I should fake my own death and leave the country to get away from them

That's normal, right?

If your friends are as sucky as your heroin, then yes.

I'm glad you guys are still jealous that I used to get higher every day than you will in your entire lives, but that's not the issue here.

Wow dude, you're bad. Like power glove bad.

Man it sure is a shitty feeling when your phone has been broken for a week and when you finally get a new one you only have 1 text message and it's from your mom

:tear

you got really high on heroin that you don't know how to do

and kratom :lol

SON YOU DONT EVeN KNOW

I DID MORPHINE AND OXYCODONE ALL thE TIME
I SMOKED WEED EVERYDAY
I SMOKED METH SOMETIMES
I DID DXM evErY otHER DAY FOR LIKE TWO YEARS WHICH IS THE GREATeST DRUG EVeR
ANDAYAHSUCA AND CRYSTAL DMT AND ecStACY AND ACID AND SHROOMS AND FUCKI DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ELSE. KETAMENE.
MESCALINE
PLUS MORE PILLS THAN YOUR LITTLE vAGINA COULD SMUGGLE ACROSS THE BORDER

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? OH YEA KRATOM AND SOME WEED?
I RemEMBER ReADINg ABOUT KRATOM WHEN I DID AYAHUSCA AND MESCALINE AND THOUGHT THAT SHIT SOUNDED STUPID>

THAT SHITS LIKE COFFEE FOR BABIES

What did you get fined for khal? Indecent exposure?

He got fined for being cool but rude without saying "Gimme a break"

better than getting fined for doing machines i guess

DXM is a terrible drug and I regret doing it more than twice.

Ever tripped on Diphenhydramine? That's fucking hilarious, Kahl, do that shit. You'd like it.