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hot girls are trouble

I know :(

hot girls can go to hell

You are just angry at the hot girls for always trying to kiss your face.

Happy March 29th everybody! I hope everyone has fun on this beautiful day. lololololololololololololo

escuse me do you wanna fight

Everyone get some Vihaliha right now

OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB IT'S CALLED "MY DISORDER" I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT YET I'M JUST POSTING IT :(

Hi. My name is cat doctor , and I have a disgusting problem. I have what is known as raping spaghetti disorder. Yep, you heard it right, raping spaghetti disorder. Now you might think that a bitter message like myself who has a cunty disorder like this would have all kinds of stunty butts , but that is a harshly common misconception. People with this disorder are prone to run gayly , and this is usually done with a flaming dog or some kind of thundercat . People that have this disorder shittily get it two ways: fucking racists , or dancing something green . But in most cases, as it is in mine, this disorder is inherited genetically. Now I don't want you to think that meanies with this disorder have no way of living a painful life. In fact, most people who develop this disorder are merrily scratchtastic vaginas just like you or me. There is a perscription drug that has been developed by professional orthodontists that will be able to eat this huge disorder, and the side effects are mild. Side effects consist of glowing penises , smushed eyeballs , and happily sipping lovers that drink the appendix . For more information on this disorder just call the toll free hotline at 1-800-DIORAMA . Thank you.

I loled out loud at stunty butts and fucking racists :loo

Two days until my birthday and then I'll be a MAN

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I DIDN'T SEE SCRATCHTASTIC IN THAT MAD-LIB. >:

SORRY :(

this was a pretty good madlib we should do another!

ps hot girls s*ck

fighty fighty

fight

arrowx i am blaming ytou for this awful dairy queen hamburger i just ate

wtf i think they turned off post flood checks :o

slit my throat and suck my d*ck

break my arm and stab my c*nt

eat my sh*t and kill my dog