so does anyone have a turtle

Turtles are awesome. They're probably my fourth or fifth favorite animal that is green.

hey you're awesome where have you been

also not too long ago there was this study designed by a researcher named Dr. Kellert for the US Fish and Wildlife service and Yale university ranking american's affection/detailing knowledge of critters, and turtles ranked in at number 11, and cats were 12. dogs were first place for most loved!

this proves that turtles are, infact, cooler than cats

ok this is dumb

Not sure who actually locked it but i'm opening it back up, fuck sopap

I hate all animals except white ducks, they's the bomb


I knew a girl who was obsessed with her turtle but she would make "I LOST MY TURTLE" statuses on facebook twice a week. She clearly didn't deserve a turtle.

HE WHO SMELT IT DELT IT.

I bet her roommates killed the turtle and used it as a piece for an organic bong, and she never noticed

"OMG WHERES MY TURTLE"
"the wha?"
"MY TURTLE"
"oooh, fuck, right the turtle. Matt stuck it over there somewhere"
"THERE'S MY TURTLE"

Ohhh shit, what if "turtle" was just code for "bong" all along? :x

you already told me about her the last time we talked about tortoises. you should steal her turtle and then I will rescue it from you.

I rode a giant sea turtle once.

I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP

ducks rape each other esuohlim

that's what makes them feel mighty

that's perfectly ok because it's a known fact that duck rape is appropriate social interaction in the duck community

we need duck rape to seal our ventilation shafts

I hope thats going to be on the new aflac commercial.

http://popvssoda.com/

ITS POP

I used to think "pop" was strictly a midwest thing, but then I learned that even Canada and the UK call it that. And according to the map practically the entirely northern US does too. So why do they call it "soda" in nearly every movie and TV show? >:

And anyone who calls it "coke" is full-blown retarded

i call it soda / coke

>:

also maybe causemost tv shows are made in hollywood which is on the westcoast where they say soda
/ coke >:

fuck you and your coke. Call it something else >: and hollywood can suck 18 ducks >: i mean dicks :lol

WHATS YOUR PROBlEM WIth COKE

The southerners call everything coke. Sprite is clear coke.

And southerners are dumb. It's a scientific fact so don't argue with science

I've come to realize making decisions is a lot like basketball. Women are terrible at both.