Is that chemistry for tonite ?

I don't even know anymore. My brain has become incredibly dumb in the last 10 months :(

Welcome to post college life :lol :tear

More like welcome to my life.

Thanks Millhouse, for an obscure chemistry reference that will keep me up a few more hours.

FUN is a real compound of equal parts fluorine, uranium, and nitrogen AND IT'S IN OUR TOOTHPASTE :EEEEEEK

Happy Birthday, Flagg. Mine is easier.

that doesn't sound like a very stable compound

But combined with potassium you get FUNK :posh

Combined with Phosphorus, you get P-FUNK

Are you trying to recall Coolinator back from his ban?

(you need to say his name only 4 more times)

I'm all Selenium, Thorium, Protactinium, and Cerium.

I have a heart of pyrite.

You, sir, are radioactive.

My birthday is at the end of the month. I think I'll reminisce on my art school days by downing a bottle of mouthwash.

I found out last night that Marge Simpson and I have the same birthday, at least for the sake of their plotline.

My birthday is almost 10,000 days ago

I was born 10,030 days ago. Whippersnapper.

Biggie, it's no miracle that you predicted my reaction. I imagine that you've grown quite accustomed to people calling you a bore. I am, however, surprised that you haven't grown out of having such a fragile ego that this is the kind of thing you'd like to perpetuate.

Oh, you know nothing of my ego.

Speaking of ego, my futsal team made it into the grand final this Friday, and we're going to decimate the other team. They somehow made it into the finals without winning a single game all season, and last time we played them, we won 20 nil.

I'm going to get five goals in a row and do a dance.

I hear you can feed a whole family in Tasmania for a week with only 20 nil

:lol

IT'S ALMOST PURIM

TIME FOR MY NAUGHTY JEWISH SONG