I just found out that my astronomy professor worked on Voyager 2 and knew Carl Sagan. :nerdboner

I love rongi's down syndrome danzig the best

This is stupid

BUT YOU GOT IT THOUGH.

Seth, using your knowledge of religion where does this stand on the blasphemy scale

When god is fucking a woman she calls out my name

I bet god is a donkey puncher

10K G: Somewhere below this, I would say.
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost....6&postcount=24

Was it right after you posted that you almost sliced your finger off?

Now I'm afraid my thumb might get sliced off.

Is there a single moment where you are NOT jerking yourself off you oblivious faggot?

my youtube thing isn't working

i cooked my girlfriend mac and cheese today for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob, which i did not receive because we had to go to logic to not pay attention to our awful professor for an hour and a half

i havent done drugs in a while im domesticated

i really want to do some drugs

I fixed your youtube video for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob ;)

oh jeez :o

thank you college, thank you for cock blocking me so i can listen to some asshole on a one year teaching contract barely contain his resentment while he speaks in a monotone about fallacies of exclusive premises

really, so much more exciting than having a girl put my penis in her mouth

h8 college

She should have blown you at class.

Might have worked out - most of the class was probably asleep.

Are you doing propositional calculus for your logic class?

Also; http://mkdo.co/post/18196675416

Mike Doughty rules.

mabe you should've focused on the fallacy of the missing premise and included it in your blowjob reasoning.

yes it does do that :rock

Nooooo, this is as entry level a logic course as it gets. This is the logic course that English majors take to get their math gen ed requirement out of the way

this is how i should be studying logic, by using it more to get blowjobs

And yet that doesn't improve a thing. Maybe it's because you stepped on someone just to become silently abhorred?

i suppose it would in a time like this :pirate