Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 750989)

Relinquishing addiction has made me more apathetic towards life than I've ever been, even when I was a DXM tard. I don't shave, I don't write, I don't hang out with friends, I don't work, I don't do fucking anything. I'm just a miserable, joyless, cold, unproductive sack of shit who's no fun for anyone. Narcotics Anonymous can go suck the tits I wish I had.

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 750659)

I'm totally drugged up on xanax so I'm gonna give you folks some truths. Truth is, I need to be in a mental home again. I barely leave my house out of fear of nothing. I only go out to get groceries, play pool for a short time(sometimes), and doctors. And if where I need to go is out of the safe radius, I flip the fuck out. So working from home has its advantages, but for me, the disadvantages are fucking up my life. I am gonna go get checked in to a mental place. One way or another I'm going to get over this bullshit. And then when I do, I'm going to visit each and every one of you with my fist. Inside my fist will be a token for spending one day with me. And we shall have fun times of your choosing. But first, I need to get better. I shall get better. We will see. Why all this now? Well, I found it sad that I couldn't even go to thanksgiving with my mom because my sister's house is too far. It's out of the unsafe zone. Time to get checked into the home.

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 753346)

Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753378)

I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753556)

hey guys i don't talk to anymore i'm starting HRT tomorrow yay

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753558)

You're finally gonna get male hormones?

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753559)

ZING, NO.

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753560)

I'll inject some hormones into you. :wank

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753561)

#inappropriate

Originally Posted by elx (Post 753747)

chojin I hope you drop olympic sized weights on your medulla and end up rotting alone in your dads house until your flesh disintegrates off of your corpse and ants come along and make a farm out of your bones >:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 753766)

Elx also showed what looked like sincere concern for ThrashO, so y'know...she's a whore with her sympathy.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 755700)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 750812)

I-Mock's prettiest woman right here, guys

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 745486)

I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 744283)

ALSO: Here's a picture of me and the girl who convinced me of giving up on blonde girl threesomes and other depraved, deranged, and totally awesome sexual acts.

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741904)

elx you are so tiny

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 741978)

damn elx if you keep practicing with that monster you could almost handle my cock

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 741777)

pub has folders and subfolders and sub-subfolders.

I think about everyone here who has appeared in drag, or in anything that could be taken as drag, is specially indexed for ease of wank. I believe. Again, you'd have to ask him but you'd probably just get that :wank emoticon in the chat thread.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 742766)

Pub Lover sent me a package in the mail and in that package were thousands of photos of me as a kid that he took secretly

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 742767)

:lol

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 743692)

elx locked herself in her room to experiment with neutrinos. And this is BEFORE I even read the posts she made, which creeps me out a little :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 743702)

the time travel dream neutrinos went back in time to infect your dreams, oh no!

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 743704)

Whenever I go in my room to play with my balls, I call it experimenting with neutrinos. Are you sure she doesn't have balls?

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 743724)

Because it takes less than a nanosecond?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 722193)

What does mean when you dream about murdering a whole basement full of people you've never met? :(

I even picked up a rocking chair and crushed someone's neck with it :(

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756085)

some people age

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756089)

Like I said.

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 756105)

I'M TO FAT FOR CAMERA'S

:tear

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756033)

punk girls touch wangs

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756073)