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even though willie is being kind of a baby about this stuff i still think he's a good guy and was a lot cooler than the majority of people who still stick around here

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 697244)

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 661971)

I had no idea what that was so I looked it up.

I should ban you for tricking me into looking at anime

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 610864)

Wait, you seriously can't call a female homo? I didn't know this.

monster_movie_night

Mar 18th, 2012 07:02 PM

I'm starting to realize that you're not an old men and it took me two years to realize that..

Pub Lover

Mar 18th, 2012 08:05 PM

I am clearly an old men. I am like six old men.

Tadao

Mar 18th, 2012 08:35 PM

with a women penis

Fathom Zero

Mar 19th, 2012 01:19 AM

Dragonheart is a really shitty movie.

ThrashO

Mar 19th, 2012 02:45 AM

So was Super 8

Aaarg

Mar 19th, 2012 07:47 AM

i cut my finger at work bad enough to require a few stitches and then i had to take a drug test and would have lost my job if my boss didn't take a drug test for me

my life is stupid.

kahljorn

Mar 19th, 2012 11:11 AM

on the bright side your boss is cool as fuck

Aaarg

Mar 19th, 2012 11:15 AM

dude yeah he's awesome especially since i'm still in my 90-day probationary period

Tadao

Mar 19th, 2012 12:55 PM

he's gonna regret it :lol

kahljorn

Mar 19th, 2012 01:05 PM

nah hes gonna get free blowjobs now

Aaarg

Mar 19th, 2012 01:41 PM

nooooooooooooooo

once we were out of grapes and everybody was bitching at me so i drew a sign that said "PLEASE PARDON OUR POOR PREPAREDNESS - PRODUCE" and had a picture of a crying dude and a thought bubble above his head that was just some grapes

the next day my boss said "it's all right if you want to put up a sign that says we're out and when we'll get more in but next time don't put a man crying on it for fuck's sake."

Tadao

Mar 19th, 2012 01:47 PM

Yeah, you made it sound like produce is slacking, which your boss was. You should have put up an out of order sign instead.

kahljorn

Mar 19th, 2012 01:54 PM

out of order due to customer negligence

Aaarg

Mar 19th, 2012 02:06 PM

man i was just being stupid and it made some people laugh. i also left a message about how we had sold out and would be getting more in the following morning. SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also some old lady was like "what happened to the grapes?" we sold 'em. fuck off.

Tadao

Mar 19th, 2012 02:20 PM

You should have told her to stop whining about it.

Colonel Flagg

Mar 19th, 2012 02:26 PM

We're out of grapes. Why? BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "MODERATION"!

Buy kiwi fruit instead. They're on sale.

Colonel Flagg

Mar 19th, 2012 02:27 PM

What, you don't like kiwi fruit? SUCK IT UP, YOU DAMNED COMMIE!

Aaarg

Mar 19th, 2012 02:32 PM

we have a stand-in produce manager and he hasn't been ordering kiwis so we're out of them and have been for like a week.

i left him a list of things we should have and don't. i included spaghetti squash in a last-ditch attempt to get sizable ones. nooooo come back winter squash!!!!

PS this is what almost cost me my job: