Penis
Vagina
Penis

NOUN
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

Cat

Tongue

Vixens

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

delicious
faggy
pee-stained

ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB

Red

Slowly

Tie

runny!
spooning!
pounce!

VERB
VERB
VERB-ING

spooning is not a adverb mister

cock
block
cockblocking

In all fairness I could use it for the verb-ing :(

Eat
Jump
Catching

TERRAIN
BODY PART
BODY PART

Cliff

Hand

Nose

swamp
"weiner"
nostril

BODY PART
EMOTION
CONTAINER

That's it it's a short one :/

Leg

Love

Box

thumb
mopey
butthole

EXCERPT FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND (this one's weird the words are all out of order)

Soon her "weiner" fell on a delicious glass butthole that was lying under the penis: she opened it and found in it a very faggy fox, on which the words "Pounce Me" were beautifully marked in vixens. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can cock the wing; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can jump under the cat; so either way I'll get into the cliff, and I don't care which happens!"

She ate a little bit, and said slowly to herself, "Which tongue? Which tongue?," holding her nostril on the top of her leg to feel which way it was spooning, and she was quite mopey to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and pee-stained for life to go on in the runny way.

So she set to work, and very soon finished off the fox.

The beginning was funny :(

request title change to "delicious glass butthole" plz mods

Sorry for fucking up your mad-libs.

Quit with the Pub Lover-esque self-esteem would ya? >:

I'm not trying to imitate Pub for chrissake.