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Zhukov Nov 5th, 2009 11:27 AM

I thought that a book could fill the same role, but there's this one guy who keeps asking me about the books I read, telling me to visit his house and see all the books he has. I would rather read a book, but I guess listening to music might be the way to go :(

Oh, I went to a Quiz Night tonight and our team came fourth... out of eight. The questions were shit; the 'History' section was all about Australian history rather than interesting stuff like the Spanish Civil War, or the Battle of Stalingrad. The Geography section also continued the theme; and was all stupid Tasmanian geography. Like I know what the god dammn tallest mountain in bloody Tasmania is.

Kitsa Nov 5th, 2009 11:46 AM

I have the same problem in doctors' waiting rooms. Normally it's older people who want to talk to me, mainly about whatever their health ailment is at the moment.

I take a book and if someone looks like trouble (trying to draw people around me into conversations, etc), I will become increasingly engrossed in whatever it is I'm reading.

elx Nov 5th, 2009 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 657063)
Not sure but I think this qualifies you as one of the "nutters". :\

sometimes i pretend to be on the phone when i'm walking alone at night too :(
i don't think it's crazy and i don't think you would either if you met some of the people i've come in contact with.

Zhukov Nov 5th, 2009 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by elx (Post 657073)
sometimes i pretend to be on the phone when i'm walking alone at night too :(
i don't think it's crazy and i don't think you would either if you met some of the people i've come in contact with.

The phone idea is a good one I suppose. Make people think you are able to easily get help.

You shouldn't be walking the streets at night by yourself though.

Dimnos Nov 5th, 2009 12:12 PM

Yeah the phone isnt a bad idea. But why pretend? Why not just call someone for real? That way if you did need help you could get it. Also... Keychain mace.

elx Nov 5th, 2009 12:21 PM

it's easier to listen to people whine on my voicemail about how i never call them than actually call them - they'd probably hang up on me anyway.

dont you guys have any dodgy things you do to avoid awkward/bad situations?

Colonel Flagg Nov 5th, 2009 12:35 PM

I pretend I'm working very hard. :(

Fathom Zero Nov 5th, 2009 01:25 PM

The only thing is, I actually talk on the phone when I'm going through a bad neighborhood. And I let the people know where I am, should I suddenly scream and be disconnected.

Tadao Nov 5th, 2009 01:27 PM

I fart

Kitsa Nov 5th, 2009 01:29 PM

We had a guy here in Dayton last night who was mugged and shot over $10.

Fathom Zero Nov 5th, 2009 01:34 PM

And I imagine in Cleveland, a man was mugged and shot over a slice of cake.

Ohio is full of hillbillies and psychopaths.

Tadao Nov 5th, 2009 01:35 PM

Happy stevetothepast day everyone!

Kitsa Nov 5th, 2009 01:49 PM

Happy birthday stevetothepast. :)

executioneer Nov 5th, 2009 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 656954)

Benadryl fixed my wagon on monday; I fell asleep before 11 PM trying to stay awake for Colbert. Shit's unheard of. I missed him, but it was worth it.

THE PROBLEM is that I had to take ten of the fuckers to get the sleep-aid effect, and there are something like only 40 pills in each box. It was kid's benadryl, and I assumed that meant just chewable tablets, but they might also have just been weaker. I dunno.

I also went back to not sleeping last night so I guess this is going to be an everyday thing. Here's hoping it doesn't get expensive!

have you tried melatonins yet :(

or giving up stimulants

stevetothepast Nov 5th, 2009 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 657094)
Happy birthday stevetothepast. :)

{Thanks kitsa kat}


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 657092)
Happy stevetothepast day everyone!

{That's what I yelled when I woke up this morning.}

Tadao Nov 5th, 2009 04:13 PM

I'm gonna buy me a Stevemas goose!

Dimnos Nov 5th, 2009 04:30 PM

Deep fried Stevechicken.

captain516 Nov 5th, 2009 04:32 PM


Dimnos Nov 5th, 2009 04:49 PM

So I was at the hospital the other night and thought I would check the boards on my phone. As soon as I opened the web it pops up this terms of agreement or some shit for using the hospitals wi-fi. Part of their terms were...

Obviously I said fuck it and came here anyway. :lol

Also. Apparently you cant visit an online casino while at the hospital. :\

Tadao Nov 5th, 2009 04:50 PM

Methodist? :x

stevetothepast Nov 5th, 2009 04:53 PM

you probably can't even watch porn at that hospital :/

Tadao Nov 5th, 2009 04:57 PM

Or get an asian girl to collect your sperm for you.

Dimnos Nov 5th, 2009 05:01 PM

Probably not. :(

stevetothepast Nov 5th, 2009 05:05 PM

I might get drunk tonight.

Dimnos Nov 5th, 2009 05:11 PM

Chines. :rolleyes

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