Did anyone else notice that Jixby has a toilet paper dispenser over his bed?

His room is Masterbater-Friendly

SO LET ME TELL YOU GUYS A STORY.

ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SEVENFORCE TRIES TO IM DRUMMING4BUDDHA (OR NOTHING4BUDDHA IF YOU MUST) AND TIRES TO GET HIM TO TALK TO HER AND I ALWAYS KNOW WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE SHE GOES "GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS ASS STILL TRYING TO TALK TO ME" AND THEN I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH.

And he even said that drummingforpussy thing to her and it sounded really creepy. :/

And she can't just say, "I don't want to talk to you", because she has the social skills of a cunt.

If you wanted me to feel bad, you failed. :rolleyes

And I thought drummingforpussy was funny. >:

creep.

snap

crackle

STOP

DROP

AND ROLL

That beautiful bean footage!

Ok.

Don't feed the need

He does it to me, too. So either both your girlfriend and I are both in trouble or he's just lonely :<

you're both attractive and personable :)

but seriously though where the fuck is your Ralphie avatar, milhouse >:

Yeah guys, I'm wearing nothing but a santa's cap right now. ;)

I realized yesterday while watching it 8 times that I had completely forgotten about my annual Ralphie avatar good call Emu :(

From now until New Years I'll put it up but I don't think this will redeem myself sufficiently oh god :(

Look At Me! :(

Right now I'm imagining a middle-aged asian guy in a cowboy suit and hat singing an obscure lonely cowboy song in engrish and he's smoking a cigarette with a real contemplative look on his face.

Am I going to hell?

I'D DO ANYTHING FOR A DRAG RIGHT NOW :(

Oh god. :tear

Seriously! :(

ok i'm looking what now :x

:)

Thanks Pub :(

Any time. :(

great now i'm 29 >: what the fuck am i supposed to do now >:

Career.

but i don't waaaanna

Bemoan the next year as you're about to turn 30? :(

yeah its my last good year :(

that, my friend, is utter horse shit.

Life doesn't even begin until your 40!

Hey guys, did you know that I'm leaving today?

Hey guys, did you know that my Mom is going to take me out to get a soda before I leave?

Hey guys, did you know I was a lot head cooler before I came here?

Hey guys, did you know that I try to live with family?

GADZOOKS did you know that you almost look like this one guy that works at the Winn-Dixie next to my store?

Hey guys, did you know I liked it over there?

The title is spelt wrong. It is you're ( You are all liers ).

Hey guys, did you know that I missed it over here?

Hey guys, I hope you do fine, well and be happy.

Shit, I think I broke the thread. :(

That's a picture of Fartin. :(

RIP buddy.

mozz sometimes people on the internet spell things incorrectly on purpose i'm surprised you didn't know that

and please don't post in my thread until you can stop having a sig/avatar that has something from futurama/family guy/robot chicken/other faggy thing internet people like

No Faggy Internet Shit? Might as well lock this thread. :(

I work near a corpse. :(

Is it an Asian corpse?

Or do you mean copse & you work for the Forestry Commission?

I meant to say "dickhead" instead of corpse.

I work with a complete dickhead. He's also the assistant manager. :(

Temporary, but still assistant manager.

Hey careful! Don't double post, or the mods will ban you! :eek

What is your job again? Something sucky no doubt.

Definietly. CVS/Pharmacy. I manage the stockroom. :(

Spray him with water, & then claim your mom always told you to wash off the temporary tattoos if they irritated. It works better if he has tattooos. :(

Why don't you go to school & learn how to be less of a loser?

:rolleyes Man, why didn't I think of that? I guess I should forget working at CVS for the rest of my life like I planned to and follow your advice! :rolleyes

I was being sarcastic! >:

Only losers go to school. :rolleyes

I actually plan on furthering my education.

Into what, i'm still not really sure. Programming or engineering seem good to me.

I looked back at my old posts and I died a little inside. :(

I almost bought a 120G external hard drive for $30 today at Best Buy :(
It was an open item and they put the wrong sticker on it, but then the manager noticed and wouldn't sell it for that price so I ended up buying it for 90 :/

Happens to us all. The worst part is when you look back on your old posts & realise you can't even get close to being that funny now. :(

Remember when Gadzooks bitched that I'd made this thread into a crappy blog? He was so right. >:

I hate blogs. I need to start writing about them again.

Maybe i'll tackle liquid_dookie's journal again.

NO NO! DO MY BLOG! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! :lol2

You have a blog? :(

I have six. :eek

6

lets see you dance sucka you got nuthin on me

What does your shirt say?

I'm starting to masturbate a lot more than ever, nowadays.

OVER A MAN'S FACE, NO LESS

So who here likes CANYON.MID? :lol

fuck you, FUCK YOU >: >: >:

No, fuck you! :rolleyes

I don't click disgusting links.

my shirt says this



here come the bastards
primus tour de fromage

If by that you mean my computer screen, then yeah. And over a man's face you mean all his nakedness, then right agian. :(

Do the Dead Thread Boogie!









What am I saying? You can't kill this thread, not even with GW's dick.

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:bestthread

And not just anybody's dick. GW's flaccid, withered cock.

No wonder she's a rug muncher. :rolleyes

Wait is she taking steriods because that would explain a lot

Quit saying her name she's like beetlejuice only she doesn't entertain.

Its Beetlegeuse >:

NO IT'S NOT JERK FOR BRAINS.

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:bestthread

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:rolleyes

SHUT UP CHARACTER :rolleyes

oh snap wrong account >:

Isn't this thread always about Dick?

Dick and Jane.