thanks for the page brak

Thank you for keeping us safe in our beds.

I'll let you know when it's safe to go outside and play. But for now, there's evil afoot.

J/K not really. Not even a hundred John Matrix's could fix this country.

Thanks Dad!

A few years ago I suggested I wanted Sarah Palin to be US President and Yulia Tymoshenko to be Ukrainian/Russian President. I wanted a sexy cold war. In hindsight that shit would've been mental.

Tymoshenko on trial in Kiev for abuse of power.

I've always loved her Empire Strikes Back hairdo, though.

aw peter falk died boo

One last thing, Mr Falk? :(

Hey Pub, how's it goin?

Pub Lover when did you change your name to Pram Lover

did he show you his cock yet

I take exception to the i-bapery skin referring to me as Brother Kitsa.

:(

Drunk mode are go!

I just looked down at my floor and realized that it's caked with Taco Bell chili-cheese burrito wrappers. My life clearly went wrong at some point.

Has anyone else here noticed that every once in a while there are a ton of banned spam-bots listed as being online? I was wondering how that works.

Just not yet.

I usually notice this in the middle of the night, yeah. It's like an extra fuck-you to all of us

There's some crappy bug going around Austin right now that I caught. The weird thing is that in addition to making me stuffy, achy, and exhausted, it's also given me an insatiable hunger. To the point that I've eaten three sandwiches, half a jumbo bag of curly cheetos, half a can of salt and vinegar pringles, half a gallon of tea, and about half a pound of blueberries.
What in the hell is this bug?

Congrats, you probably caught puberty. Your mom and I are dang proud

That's what you think is eating a lot of food? That's just snacking.

youve caught worms

Sappy, try eating brains. It will sate your hunger. That or blood.

Double nope. >:

:eek

:conspiracy

:pagebrak