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Rongi Aug 22nd, 2011 06:22 PM

the wire is the best show ever

Rongi Aug 22nd, 2011 06:23 PM

kahljorn what's with you and cocks lately, man

Kitsa Aug 22nd, 2011 06:33 PM

I think everyone should use their skills to make a cock at some point. I did it.

Shrubfest Aug 22nd, 2011 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 739161)
shrubfest you should sew yourself a cock

Will a moustache do?


k0k0 Aug 22nd, 2011 07:35 PM

I would use my JO crystal on that dude. I bet I'd get powered up quick.

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2011 08:00 PM

thats pretty hot. if you stuff a sock in your pants we can sew cocks all night long

Rongi Aug 22nd, 2011 08:02 PM

SPEAKING OF SEWING

I'm making a roast duck for dinner (THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL BE ABLE TO COOK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME :( ) and I had to sew it's asshole shut because I stuffed it with sausage and apples

ITS GOING TO BE DELICIOUS I HOPE YOU ARE JEALOUS YOUR JEALOUSY MAKES IT TASTE EVEN BETTER

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2011 08:06 PM

sausage and duck eh?

thats gun be one greasy son of a bitch

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2011 08:07 PM

maybe that should read sausage and dick

what the hells with you and cocks lately rongi

Rongi Aug 22nd, 2011 08:15 PM

lol kahljorn you still got it bud ;(

Rongi Aug 22nd, 2011 08:16 PM

I didn't know duck was greasy. I've only had it like once before. This is my first time cooking it.

k0k0 Aug 22nd, 2011 08:16 PM

It's pretty greasy. More greasy than chicken or turkey.

Rongi Aug 22nd, 2011 08:19 PM

Welp, this duck better be good I paid like 20+ dollars for it

Kitsa Aug 22nd, 2011 08:25 PM

confit that shit

Rongi Aug 22nd, 2011 08:39 PM

I'm roasting it using a Julia Child recipe. Julia Child has never done me wrong (except for that one time I made salmon quenelles and they came out super gross but that was probably my fault for using too much heavy cream)

Esuohlim Aug 22nd, 2011 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739162)
the wire is the best show ever

YOU NIGGAS ARE GIVING TOO MANY DAMN 40-DEGREE DAYS

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2011 03:15 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2011 04:23 AM

SEE THE DWARVES AND SEE THE GIANTS. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE?

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2011 04:26 AM

so how was your dick, rongi?

Rongi Aug 23rd, 2011 04:57 AM

It was ok :/

Tanuki Aug 23rd, 2011 02:09 PM

I found a mushroom but I don't know what kind it is. I'm just gonna toss it out once I found out what kind.

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2011 03:26 PM

When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2011 03:32 PM

YOU SHOULD POST THAT IN THRASHOS NONSENSE THREAD

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2011 03:44 PM

Bro, this is almost the only thread I ever post in.

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 739272)
When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?

I give them a thumbs up, based on my (very very) limited experience. The ones I got tasted like shit and I'm told that's a common thing. I suppose it would have to.

Just don't eat anything stupid.


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