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HickMan Aug 23rd, 2011 03:47 PM

EXCLUSIVELY

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2011 04:01 PM

ive taken them before but never really gotten really fucked up ;/ but it put me in an amazing mood and i had some minor hallucinations

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2011 04:11 PM

I either hear stories like yours, kahl, or ones that are the polar opposite. A buddy of mine took them for the first time and tripped balls for 17 hours straight. Now, I'm down for a good time, but 17 hours is a little excessive.

I'd like to find a happy middle-gound. Like the kind Bill Hicks took and got to speak to aliens.

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2011 04:12 PM

if you want to talk to aliens smoke some dmt :lol

i dont really know how he tripped 17 hours :( he must've taken a lot or eaten some grapefruit with it or some shit

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2011 04:25 PM

Yeah I'm pretty sure he took a hefty dosage. Oh well, I guess the only way to find out is try it out myself! I'll let you faggots know how it goes here in about nine months.

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2011 04:26 PM

good luck with your baby

HickMan Aug 23rd, 2011 04:49 PM

"like"

Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2011 04:53 PM

It's shaped like a puffball in its mushroomy stage, but doesn't have spikes like one. I have no idea wtf it is but I'd advise against tasting it, unidentified mushrooms scare the shit out of me.

executioneer Aug 23rd, 2011 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 739272)
When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?

i had two (basically) good experiences

my cousin had one good experience and one where he had a psychotic break and had to go to a mental hospital for a few weeks

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2011 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanuki (Post 739267)
I found a mushroom but I don't know what kind it is. I'm just gonna toss it out once I found out what kind.

Put it next to your cleavage and I'll tell you what species of mushroom that is.

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2011 06:13 PM

I'm working for the cash machine. Fuck this bullshit. >:

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2011 06:31 PM

HAHAHAH FUCK YOU EAST COAST! WESTSIDE FOR LIFE NIGGAS!

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2011 06:44 PM

I hope Babs shitty little trailer house fell off of its blocks and rolled into a gas line and then blew up and then he lives but suffers from 3rd degree burns all over his body and then his girlfriend puts a bullet in his head because fuck that guy.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2011 07:07 PM

"IF THE EARTHQUAKE DON'T GETCHA THEN THE HURRICANE WILL"

Jerry Garcia - R.I.P.

Guitar Woman Aug 23rd, 2011 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus
blah blah channel awesome what hath man wrought etc.

Linkara is basically awful, yes. So's every other contributor to that place.

I've laughed at a select few Nostalgia Critic videos, but that was a while ago.

Rongi Aug 23rd, 2011 08:47 PM

I woke up this afternoon to my bed being shook around

Man fuck you, earthquake. Can't a brother sleep in once in a while?

Fathom Zero Aug 23rd, 2011 11:53 PM

I'm homeless.


Tadao Aug 24th, 2011 01:11 AM

seriously? have you googled shelters for your area yet?

Sam Aug 24th, 2011 01:13 AM

ANOTHER WOMTI, DEAR FUCKING LORD SAVE US.

Zomboid Aug 24th, 2011 01:18 AM

I'm sure his mom knows several respectable men in the area who'll give at least her shelter for the evening, so long as she brings a bottle of Jim Beam and an overnight bag.

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2011 01:42 AM

you can always join the circus

:/

Rongi Aug 24th, 2011 01:43 AM

Start listening to Discharge and sew patches all over your clothes. Also get a dog with rope leash

Sam Aug 24th, 2011 01:50 AM

Mug Rongi

Fathom Zero Aug 24th, 2011 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 739345)
seriously? have you googled shelters for your area yet?

I exaggerated slightly. We are about a month away from being homeless. I'm looking into things and we have some good friends that we haven't asked yet, but would be more than willing to help us out.

I was supposed to go to school, but that doesn't look like it's going to pan out this semester. My mum's fiance skipped out on her and she's in a situation where that is really really inadequate, so we're gonna stick here in this apartment as long as we can. But even if I have a 40+ hour a week job, we can't afford to live here, nor can we really move.

My mum is trying her ass off to get a multi-thousand dollar promotion at work right now, so things are in limbo. She's one of five people being considered and easily the most qualified, but someone in a position of power at her job is trying to exert some force against her. It's really fucking pathetic. Moreover, she drives an hour and a half to work, so it's killing us. In the meantime, my grandparents are helping us out a bit and I've been selling some of my shit that I don't want anymore. I have too many things, anyway.

Srsly, the world is fucked. People can't afford to live anymore, if they were ever able to begin with.

Forgive me if I'm not online in the near future - the cable/internet package is going to get nixed.

k0k0 Aug 24th, 2011 02:27 AM

Hope things work out fathom. I was homeless at pretty recently for about 6 months and it's no fun. Do whatever you can do to keep from getting to that point though, because once you're homeless, it's hard to get out of it.


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