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Big McLargehuge Mar 6th, 2012 03:56 PM

I just found out that my astronomy professor worked on Voyager 2 and knew Carl Sagan. :nerdboner

ThrashO Mar 6th, 2012 04:29 PM

I love rongi's down syndrome danzig the best

Tadao Mar 6th, 2012 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 749233)


I don't think anyone will get this though.

This is stupid

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2012 08:47 PM

BUT YOU GOT IT THOUGH.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2012 08:49 PM

Seth, using your knowledge of religion where does this stand on the blasphemy scale

When god is fucking a woman she calls out my name

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2012 09:03 PM

I bet god is a donkey puncher

Sethomas Mar 6th, 2012 09:15 PM

10K G: Somewhere below this, I would say.
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost....6&postcount=24

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2012 10:20 PM

Was it right after you posted that you almost sliced your finger off?

Now I'm afraid my thumb might get sliced off.

Fathom Zero Mar 7th, 2012 01:49 AM


Shyandquietguy Mar 7th, 2012 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 755789)
I love rongi's down syndrome danzig the best

Is there a single moment where you are NOT jerking yourself off you oblivious faggot?

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:03 AM


Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:19 AM

my youtube thing isn't working

i cooked my girlfriend mac and cheese today for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob, which i did not receive because we had to go to logic to not pay attention to our awful professor for an hour and a half

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:30 AM

i havent done drugs in a while im domesticated

i really want to do some drugs

Esuohlim Mar 8th, 2012 12:32 AM

I fixed your youtube video for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob ;)

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:37 AM

oh jeez :o

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:42 AM

thank you college, thank you for cock blocking me so i can listen to some asshole on a one year teaching contract barely contain his resentment while he speaks in a monotone about fallacies of exclusive premises

really, so much more exciting than having a girl put my penis in her mouth

h8 college

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2012 01:18 PM

She should have blown you at class.

Colonel Flagg Mar 8th, 2012 01:50 PM

Might have worked out - most of the class was probably asleep.

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2012 03:05 PM

Are you doing propositional calculus for your logic class?

Also; http://mkdo.co/post/18196675416

Mike Doughty rules.

kahljorn Mar 8th, 2012 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 755844)
thank you college, thank you for cock blocking me so i can listen to some asshole on a one year teaching contract barely contain his resentment while he speaks in a monotone about fallacies of exclusive premises

really, so much more exciting than having a girl put my penis in her mouth

h8 college

mabe you should've focused on the fallacy of the missing premise and included it in your blowjob reasoning.

ThrashO Mar 8th, 2012 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755809)
Is there a single moment where you are NOT jerking yourself off you oblivious faggot?

yes it does do that :rock

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 755860)
Are you doing propositional calculus for your logic class?

Nooooo, this is as entry level a logic course as it gets. This is the logic course that English majors take to get their math gen ed requirement out of the way

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 755862)
mabe you should've focused on the fallacy of the missing premise and included it in your blowjob reasoning.

this is how i should be studying logic, by using it more to get blowjobs

Shyandquietguy Mar 8th, 2012 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 755863)
yes it does do that :rock

And yet that doesn't improve a thing. Maybe it's because you stepped on someone just to become silently abhorred?

ThrashO Mar 9th, 2012 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755868)
And yet that doesn't improve a thing. Maybe it's because you stepped on someone just to become silently abhorred?

i suppose it would in a time like this :pirate


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