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:eek internet! :eek
-adam |
noob's name is Chuck?
That's awesome. :< - Will |
Why is my internet so sticky?
- Dylan |
wait a minute, we have a willie impersonator!
-adam |
Hey Zelda, happy birthday
Mine was two days ago, and I found out from local paper that I share the same B-day with Dennis Miller and Roseanne Barr. I sort of feel bad now. hugs, matt |
lol @ "Linus" :(
- tom |
The only excuse for not knowing my name is that you're too preoccupied with sucking cock.
-Cookiepuss |
fuckin burned
-adam |
Hay guys, I gonna buy a Yamaha SHS-10!
-Dylan |
Hey GW I saw that kid again that looks just like you and he was fucking staring at me the whole time we walked past each other. Like he recognized me. It freaked me out >:
- Tom |
I mean you are still over in Oregon where I'll never ever meet you ever right
- Thom |
Because holy hell man.
- Tim |
I can barely remember what you look like anyway.
Also my hair is a lot longer now so I probably don't even look like that anymore -Will |
I keep wondering then if DJ Connor is my age and goes to my school then but then I remember that he has some goddamn kids now :(
- Jim |
Yeah, what are you thinking? DJ Conner isn't 14 years old. :rolleyes
-Sam |
omg shut up ;_;
-Will |
Hey guys, what's going on here?
- Steve |
Milhouse is a shapeshifter!
-Dylan |
You are huge dorks.
-Pern |
I feel so very privileged to be a part of this here friendlynet.
-Cole |
ESUOHLIM CHOOSE A NAME :(
-adam |
yeah euohlime hurry up already fucking jesus christ >:
-derek |
Join the club man.
-I wont |
"euohlime" wtf >:
Way to spell a name you pretty much stole for about 10 gothic and racist messages boards wrong >: - Tom |
lol
-adam |
In 100 pages everyone is going to be all like "Hey remember when everyone signed their names with their real name - oh memories!".
-stefan |
With an F? Gaaaaaaaay.
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You're right PH is cooler - like phat!
-stephan |
*approving nod*
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Oh man this new name is phreaking me out!
-stephan |
ABORT MISSION! REPEAT! ABORT MISSION!
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hay guys can I join in this hoe-down wildthang party?
-Richard |
big things poppin' and lil' things stoppin'
-adam |
all things coppin' :(
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chefs be choppin'
-adam |
Piano sonatas being written by Chopin?
-Seth |
This freestyle I be stoppin'
DICK -Clayton |
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal. When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot. And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what: "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too. "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. "Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due: "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you." The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been." Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard. 'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard. And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold. But if you lose, the devil gets your soul. The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow. And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss. Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this. When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son. "But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done." Fire on the moun, run boys, run. The devil's in the house of the risin' sun. Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough. "Granny, does your dog bite?" "No, child, no." The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet. Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again. "I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been." And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run. The devil's in the house of the risin' sun. Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough. "Granny, does your dog bite?" "No, child, no." I always thought the devil's part sounded cooler then Johnny's. -Clayton |
the devil can't drive
duh -adam |
Fool. The devil can drive.
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The devil drives a muscle car. :eek
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a red muscle car?
-adam |
is a Coupe DeVille a muscle car? Also, it goes without saying that the Devil's car is red.
-Cole -Cole (twice bc I forgot last time) |
It more then likely looks something like this:
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oh my god what has more muscles the car or the kid
-adam |
Omg, i can really dig this name thing
-Brian |
Is it just me or does it look like that kid was photoshopped into that image?
-ike |
i think it's just you ike
-adam |
Guys thats me and my old car before I junked it lol
-Clayton |
oh
-ike |
lol
-Clayton |
I bought one of those little cheapo pay-as-you-go phones today. I've never had a cell phone up to this point (my parents had one but I didn't use it often) and I don't want to get roped into one of those 2 year contracts if the service ends up being shitty, which happened to a friend of mine. It's probably too late to be asking this now since I already have the phone but is it worth it? :x
-ike |
I use mine as an alarm clock sometimes.
-Stefan |
Ike, it's NOT worth it! You will start to spend way more moolah than you would with a real phone, because atleast real phones give you free times & features. Like, I had one and I started putting $20 on it every other day :( But now with a real phone, I can text for free & talk for free after 9/on weekends. So it's ALOT cheaper! And I'm pretty sure the girls won't dig on your Nokia brick or whatever shitty prepaid phone it is :P
-Chuck |
i just saw an ad on tv for a show called chuck
-adam |
Ihave a dealer named Adam :0
-Chuck |
That's a pretty sweet ride there, Clayton. You shoulda taken it to a demo derby before you junked it.
Also, for dinner last night I had hamburgers. Comprised of, you guessed it, ground CHUCK! EDIT: -Cole |
well i ate cole slaw, bitch!
-charles dylan baxter taylor |
"Chuck Taylor"?!? No frakking way!!! I love your damn shoes!
- Matt |
You don't seem like a Matt.
Why, these names aren't real at all! |
I have a little motorola tracfone thing. I only plan to use it for emergencies, which is basically the only reason I've ever carried a cell around. :(
-ike |
drug dealer, right chuck?
'cause then we'd be on the same page ;-) -adam |
I in fact took it off roading! Which was intense to say the least!
-Clayton |
DUDE. Did you go mudding?
-Dylan |
yes lol
-chu |
absolutely lol
-Clayton |
No more outrageous absences for RaNkeri, for I've finally gotten all my PC-problems under control. Even the internet. :x
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whoops lol
-adam |
RaNkeri has returned! What's the emotion opposite of ecstatic.
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:rolleyes: lol
-Clayton |
guys i'm gonna play warcraft 2 sometime later this week let's play and make a [mockery] guild
-adam |
do they even still host that
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So this week I started a job as a motel clerk at a shall-remain-unnamed chain. I've only just finished my 4th day at work and already I've had a good deal of encounters with crazies.
There's a schizophrenic fellow who comes by every day and asks for matches. We give them to him because we have a billion of the things and he generally leaves after he gets them, but not before engaging in a long string of mostly unrelated phrases with whoever happens to be behind the counter at the time. He also tries to give us money for the (free) apples on our complimentary breakfast table. (The man is very obviously homeless, but he carries around a huge wad of bills.) Yesterday he attempted to pass several slips of paper through the teller window and tried to redeem them for cash. One of them was a free day pass to a gym that's nowhere near our motel and the other was some coupon from a newspaper. Who the fuck knows where he got those? He also attempted to explain to my supervisor that he was indeed eligible to join one of our member programs and get his free 25 dollar gift card because he did, in fact, sleep at the motel last night -- he just slept in the rear parking lot. About two hours later he came back and knocked on the window, but took off running when he saw that the night security happened to be in the room and thusly chased him down. Didn't see him again after that. This other thing is less due to craziness and more to senility, but we had an older couple and their son and daughter-in-law check in, and since they were getting separate rooms I put the two couples on separate registries. The mother had to at least be rapidly approaching her late 70's, and needless to say I was a bit shocked at how young she looked on her driver's license photo. This license was also a milky green-white color and not the tan brown ones I'm used to from this particular state. I happened to glance at the expiration date: July 2001. I let it slide and took the ID anyway because this woman obviously was not going to cause trouble. I ALMOST brought it up, but she reminded me too much of my grandma so I just booked them anyway. There are also several crackheads holed up in two of our rooms and have been so for 5+ days, and they don't seem to be leaving anytime soon. The dipshits keep losing their keys and one of them keeps walking around the property with no shirt on and his pants around his knees. Security threw him out last night, but he came back today and started bitching at me because he 'just got out of prison' and wasn't going to take any harassment from a 'rent-a-cop.' He came back a few hours later to get his phone turned back on and had clearly just inhaled a few minutes before headed out the door, because he was jittering and scratching like he was covered in ants. I can't wait for them to leave. |
I'm applying for a job at a game store that just moved in to my neighborhood! My mommy made me a resume and everything!
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Well, good luck.
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Make sure you mention you're mom helped
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warcraft 2 is sex
-adam |
why why why why WHY is the Mother 3 translation being handled by a bunch of incompetant faggots
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The crackheads got kicked out last night. :lol :lol :lol The captain of the security squad that works our property was on duty last night, and he was the one who threw them out the other day. I told him about what happened and gave him the names of the guys, and he called the other motels on the street and asked whether they had checked in. He found them a few miles down the road at another motel. He was planning to go down there with 3-4 of his other guys and search their room. I can't wait to hear about it.
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Man forget it when Mother 3 is in english I'll be too busy playing Duke Nukem Forever and Starcraft Ghost
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lol duke nukem forever
forever is right -adam |
HEY GUYZ, WHAT DID I MISS!!!!! :D
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Woah. Just woah.
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oh gosh
-adam |
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"The Pig Army are the villains of Mother 3, lead by a mysterious masked character, who is actually (CHARACTER) in disguise, who you fight in the game's final battle." |
I thought about Mother 3 this morning and I didn't even read this thread. Usually I play Earthbound around this time of year as a tradition but I don't know. This might be the first time in six years that I don't only because I'm sort of tired of it :x
I feel terrible for thinking this though :( :( |
But yeah the monkeys translating Mother 3 are taking too goddamn long. I could have just learned Japanese myself and played the original version by now >:
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Yeah, you'd think since they merged the two translator projects that PERHAPS it would be going a little faster.
They probably should've just called fucking DeJap or something. |
I've already had Mother 3 spoiled a lot for me and I'm really pissed about it :<
Also, I saw what the Beta final boss fight was, and it's like Giygas times a million. They didn't put it in the final version, though :( |
Also one of the SSB Brawl updates had a spoiler in it which I narrowly missed, but I don't think it would matter now.
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I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
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speaking of SSBB, new pork city is going to be the best stage in the game (other than custom ones). this has nothing to do with the fact that all the other stages are just flat with a couple platforms and OH MY GOD WEATHER EFFECTS AND COLLAPSING SHIT
the other stages will be fun, but new pork city will WIN -adam |
THANKS FOR TELLING ME THE ONE SPOILER I WASN'T IN ON FAGGOT
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YEAH YES YEAH.
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 Only good when eaten 1 minute after prepared. Anyone who eats it otherwise is a peasant. |
What the heck is that? Looks like somekind of a taco or somethin'
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