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kahljorn May 8th, 2009 08:45 PM

not when you dont have insulin ;o

kahljorn May 8th, 2009 08:51 PM

ZOMBOID AS PART OF MY DIAGNOSIS HAVE YOU BEEN PEEING A LOT AND HAVE YOU BEEN REALLY THIRSTY?

Sam May 8th, 2009 08:54 PM

Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo. :tear

Tadao May 8th, 2009 09:09 PM

Don't worry Sam, you wont get ass cancer from it.

Zomboid May 8th, 2009 09:21 PM

I only pee a lot when I've been drinking a lot. I don't have diabetes :O

I just have a grrrreat metabolism and haven't been eating healthy.

Edit: I'm about to make a meatloaf, though. That'll be the first actual food I've had in a really long time.

Sam May 8th, 2009 09:23 PM

Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo. :tear

Tadao May 8th, 2009 09:26 PM


kahljorn May 9th, 2009 12:46 AM

If you have such a great metabolism how come you were fat at some point in time and now you are suddenly lsing weight.

DIABETAS

Zomboid May 9th, 2009 01:03 AM

Losing weight over a year isn't so strange. I was obese when I was like 15, but I managed to lose 50 lbs over about 3 months by working out like crazy every day :S

kahljorn May 9th, 2009 01:14 AM

IM JUST CONCERNED ABOUT YOU I WANT YOU TO BE OKAY

Babs May 9th, 2009 01:20 AM

Well he lost a considerable amount so he's well being....

DIABETES

Zomboid May 9th, 2009 01:34 AM

HEROIN

Sam May 9th, 2009 01:41 AM

METHMETHMETHMETHMETHMETH

kahljorn May 9th, 2009 01:46 AM

HEROIN MAKES ME FAT FROM CONSTIPATION :O

Antithusiasm May 9th, 2009 02:03 AM

That's why you always add some Metamucil before you shoot up.

Tadao May 9th, 2009 04:15 AM

We have already voted to reject you. Your first post really sucked and then you edited it, and it still sucked.

Antithusiasm May 9th, 2009 04:46 AM

I'm deeply hurt by your criticism of my welcome to the forum post. I'll try harder next time. : (

Tadao May 9th, 2009 05:21 AM

OH GO NO! TRYING HARD IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AGAIN!

Antithusiasm May 9th, 2009 05:32 AM

*falls screaming from rooftop old western style*

Ouch.

Esuohlim May 9th, 2009 01:07 PM

*action expressed in sentence fragment bookended by asterisks*

10,000 Volt Ghost May 9th, 2009 01:45 PM

I sat around being bored as fuck last night and then I realized I missed Louie Anderson's standup >:

Antithusiasm May 9th, 2009 03:55 PM

Bored? Did you watch Doc Mock last night? They put on a good show.

Mandroid died for our sins.

kahljorn May 9th, 2009 07:37 PM

My favorite part of the movie was when mandroid died for everybody's sins but yours.

Slimy yet satisfying :(

Tadao May 9th, 2009 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mojomajik9 (Post 627951)
Loved this flick. It came out when I was a freshman in HS and watching it today brings back a ton of memories. I think the film captured the feel and tone of the early to mid 90s pretty well. Yes, watching it now you see a ton of flaws, but like an old friend, you ignore them. They're just little ones anyway. I always thought Lee would have become a bigger star had he lived. Maybe he would have been in the Matrix and not Keanu.

The soundtrack is amazing and critical to the film. It's one of those flicks which rely heavily on atmosphere and the music sets the mood perfectly. From the Cure, NIN and STP, you can't really get much better. I'm not sure how someone a lot younger will view the film, but if you were a teen in that period and immersed in the grunge, dark rock culture, you'll like it.

HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :(

Antithusiasm May 9th, 2009 10:50 PM

My sins are far too numerous for Mandroid to die for, or blast with his torpedo arm : (

captain516 May 9th, 2009 10:59 PM

What's the deal with Grape Nuts? There's no grapes OR nuts! what's up with that?

Womti May 10th, 2009 11:46 AM

what's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? There's no Jerrys OR Seinfelds! what's up with that!

MarioRPG May 10th, 2009 01:20 PM

I've never actually seen grape nuts in stores.

Kitsa May 10th, 2009 05:51 PM

if you microwave grape nuts, the milk turns sour. Doesn't happen with oatmeal. Go figure.

I started coming down with something yesterday and today I feel like sentient roadkill. Fever, chills, that fun feeling where even your skin and hair hurt. I spent the morning watching sasquatch documentaries in a sort of sniffling delirium.

But I have popsicles.

captain516 May 10th, 2009 06:56 PM

Why would you microwave grape nuts? Do you microwave your popsicles too?

Pub Lover May 10th, 2009 07:10 PM

I have only heard of Grape Nuts one time when Groucho Marx made fun of Jack Benny for liking them more than Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I understand Oatmeal to be Porridge. Cold porridge is icky. Cold grape nuts are icky?

Kitsa May 10th, 2009 07:31 PM

If you mix grape nuts with milk and microwave them for 30 seconds or so, it softens them enough that they don't break your teeth or sit in your stomach like so much wet aquarium gravel.

If your teeth are too strong to worry about that, count yourself lucky.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2009 07:47 PM

Teeth can be too strong? Or just be strong enough? :eek

Kitsa May 10th, 2009 08:30 PM

teeth can be Not Radiated and therefore not break when faced with apples, tortilla chips and light breezes.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2009 09:42 PM

Indeed. However, I cannot eat concrete or steel. My teeth are no where near strong enough.

Kitsa May 10th, 2009 09:46 PM

Try it and report back.

Tadao May 10th, 2009 11:28 PM

We all know Pubs teeth can handle nuts.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2009 11:31 PM

I do not bite on nuts! What is this rumour? Nut biting is a reputation I do not have or want!

Tadao May 10th, 2009 11:34 PM

No but when then are dunked in your mouth I'm sure they slap against your teeth every now and again.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2009 11:46 PM

This has rarely happened. :(

Fathom Zero May 11th, 2009 12:01 AM

NUT BITER. PUB IS A NUT BITER.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 12:03 AM

Is that a request? :orgasm :yum :love

Womti May 11th, 2009 12:12 AM

:love

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 12:20 AM

Sorry, I only flirt with dudes that have a place to live. :x

Womti May 11th, 2009 12:30 AM

I dont think of it like that. as in the scene from the animal where he tries to get it on with the goat. I think of it like that. :\

Tadao May 11th, 2009 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 90's Child (Post 628064)
When I mentioned your criticism to ROG, he said not to listen to you because you are an asshole.

:lol

Mockery May 11th, 2009 03:13 AM

It's true! :bestthread

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 08:43 AM

:themoreyouknow

Colonel Flagg May 11th, 2009 12:10 PM

Every time I see this, I imagine Jackie Chan screaming that phrase at the top of his lungs. I'm a cheap laugh. :)

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 01:20 PM

Is this on the subject of the substandard writings of 90's Child?

If so, could you point your asshole glare at the writings of Rog, T?

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 01:21 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 628076)
I dislike all you new guys. I don't know you, but I dislike you.

Yes, Boy. Us veterans need to act in conjoined accordance. I-Mockery.com forum veterans for life. We must never forget our sacrifice and hardship.

Womti May 11th, 2009 01:38 PM

I dislike anyone who joined here after I did.

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 02:02 PM

When you said "point your asshole glare", all I could picture was something like the Care Bear Stare, only instead of rainbows and happiness shining from tummies, everyone was bent over with spread asscheeks emitting beams of light.

Tadao May 11th, 2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 628091)
Is this on the subject of the substandard writings of 90's Child?

If so, could you point your asshole glare at the writings of Rog, T?

I can't take any credit for this. It's all MissD.

Tadao May 11th, 2009 04:39 PM

Happy Anniversary to me,
Happy Anniversary to me,
Happy Anniversary dear Tadao,
Happy Anniversary to me!


:tear

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 04:49 PM

you need to go to a bar, you'd probably get some tail for the sad story alone :(

Tadao May 11th, 2009 05:01 PM

I'm gonna go shooting with my friend. We'll end up fucked up at a titty bar again.

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 05:03 PM

shooting things is good on anniversaries gone bad.

I think mine's the 23rd or something.

Tadao May 11th, 2009 05:43 PM

Adjectives on the typewriter
He moves his words like a prize fighter
The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell

The man on the street might just as well be
The man on the street might just as well
The man on the street might just as well be

Outside, outside the world
Out there you don't hear the echoes and calls
But the steel I,
Type jaw
Say it all
Say it all

But the white paint,
Plastic saints
Say it all
Say it all
Say it all

Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say somebody,
Has got to say it all
Somebody
Has got to say it all

I'm so nervous
I'm so tense
My heart can't forget about this self defense
The air is so hot
and my breath comes fast
I thumb the cool blade but I know this can't last

I thumb the cool blade but I know this can't last...

Outside, outside the world
Out there you don't hear the echoes and calls
But the steel I,
Type jaw
Say it all
Say it all

But the white paint,
plastic saints
Say it all
Say it all
Say it all

Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say somebody,
Has got to say it all
Somebody
Has got to say it all

Yeah, adjectives on the typewriter
He moves his words like a prize fighter
The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell

The man on the street might just as well be
The man on the street might just as well
The man on the street might just as well be

10,000 Volt Ghost May 11th, 2009 06:31 PM

In the shape of Tom Servo?

Tadao May 11th, 2009 06:44 PM

Oh shit, it's my buddies B-Day. It's all gonna end up bad tonight.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 11th, 2009 06:54 PM

Down the hatch

Ploxtrot May 11th, 2009 07:07 PM

Where the hell is guitar woman

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 07:14 PM

god that looks like mine :(


Tadao May 11th, 2009 07:16 PM

Woogums has the piercing blue eyes though.

In another times forgotten space
Your eyes looked from your mother's face
Wallflower seed on the sand and stone
May the four winds blow you safely home.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

I'll tell you where the four winds dwell
In Franklin's tower there hangs a bell
It can ring, turn night to day
It can ring like fire when you loose your way.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

God save the child that rings that bell
It may have one good ring, baby, you can't tell
One watch by night, one watch by day
If you get confused listen to the music play.

Some come to laugh their past away
Some come to make it just one more day
Whichever way your pleasure tends
If you plant ice you're gonna harvest the wind.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

In Franklin's tower the four winds sleep
Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep
Wildflower seed on the sand and wind
May the four winds blow you home again.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew

Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew - roll away
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew - roll away.
Roll away the dew...

Tadao May 11th, 2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ploxtrot (Post 628142)
Where the hell is guitar woman

Look GW, no one misses you. Having your characters ask where you are isn't going to change that.

Ploxtrot May 11th, 2009 07:27 PM

:lol I wish I could complain about video games like that kid could.

Though I also pretended to be a girl once, so I can see where you got that assumption.

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 07:31 PM

Cesco used to when he was a kitten. Now he's just fat and crosseyed.

Tadao May 11th, 2009 07:34 PM

Woogies may be dead for all I know :(

On another note, my buddy is bringing his Sensei, who likes TJ whores and fighting. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa


This is gonna be bad.

Guitar Woman May 11th, 2009 07:38 PM

It's _23

True story

Tadao May 11th, 2009 07:38 PM


Tadao May 11th, 2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 628154)
It's _23

True story

Ahahahahahahaha :tear

Ploxtrot May 11th, 2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 628154)
It's _23

True story

Underscore goes after, not before >:

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 628154)
II miss you , Pub. :love

I miss you too, Baby. Lets makeout! :orgasm


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 628158)
That was soooo worth reading!

I wish I had the attention span to actually read a book. :(

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 07:46 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 07:57 PM

As always, the guitar woman thing has lost me.

What's a TJ whore? Is that like TJ Hooker?


Guitar Woman May 11th, 2009 08:01 PM

I'm just going to fuck off for another year, have fun with F4.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:02 PM

I took it to mean Tijuana, but spellcheck tells me I was wrong to imagine it was spelt Tia Juana.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 628164)
I'm just going to fuck off for another year, have fun with F4.

Love you. :(

Tadao May 11th, 2009 08:15 PM

Yes, Mexico Tijuana. Thank god I don't have a passport right now.

BTW that was very clever Kitsa, even though I know you know what a TJ whore is.

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 08:15 PM

I temporarily forgot Tijuana existed :( I haven't been to Mexico since I was 3.

ElPila666 May 11th, 2009 08:15 PM

awww :love

ElPila666 May 11th, 2009 08:18 PM

Embed videos! sure there were a lot of changes here :eek

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 628170)
awww :love

Yay! El Pila! :love

How are you? Still off the drugs? :eek

ElPila666 May 11th, 2009 08:25 PM

I'm still doin reefer but that's about it :(

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:34 PM

Venezuela just found two tonnes of cocaine. Maybe you could go get some to ease your frowns from Guillermo Canas being so bad at tennis.

ElPila666 May 11th, 2009 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 628177)
Maybe you could go get some to ease your frowns from Guillermo Canas being so bad at tennis.

He doesn't have super powers as david nalbandian has...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9DK7bCduw

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 628178)
He doesn't have super powers as david nalbandian has...


There is a secret to the BBcode. ;)

Aaarg May 12th, 2009 12:47 AM

the other night we spent about six hours or more looking at classifieds on craigslist.

apparently it's possible to have a "breast fetish."

i thought that was normal.

Esuohlim May 12th, 2009 01:42 AM

Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

captain516 May 12th, 2009 02:41 AM

ha ha, you watch the price is right.

kahljorn May 12th, 2009 07:34 AM

Prolly cause people are all old timey and stupid, and they hate change because it makes them feel old and worthless.

Kitsa May 12th, 2009 07:55 AM

I heard Bob Barker was quite the pimp.

kahljorn May 12th, 2009 07:56 AM

So are lots of worthless assholes.

Kitsa May 12th, 2009 09:29 AM

Never intended it as proof that he wasn't an asshole.

I'm irritated- I got a can of cooking spray off the shelf, and for whatever reason the oil had pooled up around the nozzle. I didn't see it, so it tipped all over my shirt, my jeans and my most expensive shoes. My shoes now have a big dark oil blotch on them and I have no idea how one would go about getting oil out of suede. :(

Colonel Flagg May 12th, 2009 11:18 AM

Unfortunately, I'm not sure it's possible. It might be best to just soak both shoes in the same cooking oil to get them the same shade all over. :dunce

MetalMilitia May 12th, 2009 11:30 AM

You can remove oil from things with lighter fluid (the stuff you put in a Zippo etc.) I think.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 12th, 2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 628198)
Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

The few episodes I've seen with Drew Carey I've liked him. He's just so awkward on stage. Like when he goes to hug a lady contestant he's like a fat nerd at prom. Or when three people were spinning the wheel. The first person went over. The second person went over. Then the third person spun for the heck of it and he was like "Congratulations. You didn't have to do anything at all but you won with.....35 cents."

Tadao May 12th, 2009 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 628230)
You can remove oil from things with lighter fluid (the stuff you put in a Zippo etc.) I think.

I use it to clean the neck of my guitars. It is less likely to work it's way into the wood ans warp it. It might break up the oil just long enough for you to dab it into a paper towel.


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